Mean Old Man
Kris Kristofferson Lyrics


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If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
If I look like a mean old man
Who'll do you any way he can
To break your heart and kiss your hand
That's what I am

And if I look like a good old friend that's what I am
If I look like a good old friend that's what I am
If I look like a good old friend
Who's good at bending with the wind
To be your friend right to the end
That's what I am

Chorus:
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll
Who takes his licking standing tall
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
That's what I am

If I look like your uncle bob that's what I am
If I look like your uncle bob that's what I am
If I look like your uncle bob
Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you
While he still can do the job
That's what I am

Chorus:
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll
Who takes his licking standing tall




Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
That's what I am

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "Mean Old Man" by Kris Kristofferson And The Borderlords exhibit a series of contrasting personalities that a person can have. The artist begins the song by saying that if he looks like a mean old man, that is genuinely what he is, with the potential to hurt people's emotions and still gain their admiration. The lyrics show that the singer is not afraid to embrace his unique personality and encourages the listeners to do so.


In the second verse, the song takes a contrasting turn, and the artist mentions that if he appears to be a good old friend, that is entirely accurate. The song exhibits his capability of blending well and making the most of any situation. The artist chooses to acknowledge the different aspects of his character, whether negative or positive, and stay true to his principles. The chorus repeats the lyrics, "If I look like a voodoo doll, that's what I am," emphasizing that people can perceive and depict a person in various forms. However, the individual's authentic self ultimately emerges.


The lyrics of the song exhibit an insightful analysis of human behavior, where individuals can have multiple personalities and adapt to different circumstances. The song emphasizes building authenticity and staying true to oneself regardless of other people's perception. It teaches the audience to embrace their personalities with their positive and negative aspects.


Line by Line Meaning

If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
I am a mean old man


If I look like a mean old man
I have the appearance of being a mean old man


Who'll do you any way he can
I will treat you poorly in any way that I can


To break your heart and kiss your hand
I will hurt you emotionally while pretending to be affectionate


That's what I am
This is who I truly am


If I look like a good old friend that's what I am
I am a good old friend


If I look like a good old friend
I have the appearance of being a good old friend


Who's good at bending with the wind
I am adaptable and will change to suit the situation


To be your friend right to the end
I will remain your friend until the very end


And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
I am a voodoo doll


If I look like a voodoo doll
I have the appearance of a voodoo doll


Who takes his licking standing tall
I am able to handle difficult situations without backing down


Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
I am not afraid to fight back and defend myself


If I look like your uncle bob that's what I am
I am your Uncle Bob


If I look like your uncle bob
I have the appearance of your Uncle Bob


Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you
I enjoy being friendly but will take advantage of you if I can


While he still can do the job
I will continue to take advantage of the situation while I am able




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