He graduated from Valhalla in the year 2845 B.C. and left Odin alone crying to pursue his career in becoming a rapper. He failed miserably after he accessed a different dimension that was filled with Goblins and shawarma stands. He kept searching for the proper dimension to start rapping until he came across our world in the year 2010. Since then he has been honing his skills and practicing. The results of his training turned out to be fantastic as you can all see.
Stay tuned to what Krispy Kreme will unleash! Underestimating him will be pathetic. He'll demolish your pathetic existence. BONER
Christmas
Krispy Kreme Lyrics
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Its a brand new John Cena action figure
Second thing on my list guess what
Its a a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Mike said Krispy Kreme hold up
Mom said your not allowed to touch a girls butt until your grown up
That's right I forgot about that rule
Not allowed to touch butts until you graduate from school
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
Now were moving on to item number four
Its a brand new John Cena poster for my door
Check check it out y'all item number five
Its a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Well I can't really drive it cause its too small
But I could if I was maybe like this small
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Item number six on my list is on lock
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
So tough the thing is made of steel
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
I could probly' eat like ten or eleven
Check up in my stocking and guess what I found me
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
Item number eight player don't hate
Its probably the best toy in the whole state
A item so hot it could make the snow melt
Its a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas
And one more thing I want even though I already have
It is the best cd of all time Illmatic
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
Krispy Kreme's song "Christmas" is a fun and playful take on the classic Christmas wishlist. The song is essentially a list of items that Krispy Kreme wants for Christmas, with a heavy emphasis on all things John Cena. The lyrics are full of humor and childlike enthusiasm, with Krispy Kreme describing his desired items in great detail and with great excitement.
In the opening verses, Krispy Kreme lists a John Cena action figure and a girl with a cute butt as the first two items on his wishlist. However, he is quickly reminded by his friend Mike and his mother that he is not allowed to touch a girl's butt until he is grown up. This playful joke sets the tone for the rest of the song, which continues with Krispy Kreme's wishlist.
As the song progresses, Krispy Kreme lists a variety of items, all related to John Cena, including a watch, a car, a poster, and even a lunch box. He also mentions a box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies, which seems like an odd addition to the list but adds to the playful nature of the song.
Overall, "Christmas" is a lighthearted and humorous song that captures the joy and excitement of the holiday season through the eyes of a child. It's a fun reminder to not take ourselves too seriously during this time of year and to remember the simple pleasure of making a wishlist and dreaming of the perfect gifts.
Line by Line Meaning
First thing on my list go figure
This is the highest priority item on my Christmas wishlist
Its a brand new John Cena action figure
I really want a new toy of my favorite wrestler
Second thing on my list guess what
This is the next highest priority item on my Christmas wishlist
Its a a really cute girl with a really cute butt
I am expressing my desire to have a romantic partner, but I am not yet mature enough to understand appropriate behavior towards them
Mike said Krispy Kreme hold up
My friend Mike is cautioning me to be respectful towards girls, despite my desires
Mom said your not allowed to touch a girls butt until your grown up
My mother reinforces Mike's advice, reminding me of appropriate boundaries and behavior toward girls
That's right I forgot about that rule
I am acknowledging my mistake in forgetting appropriate behavior towards girls
Not allowed to touch butts until you graduate from school
My mother's rule reinforces appropriate behavior towards girls and encourages me to focus on my education
But that's all right cause third on my list
Despite this setback, I have other items on my wishlist to focus on
Is a brand new John Cena watch for my wrist
This is another toy of my favorite wrestler that I really want
Now were moving on to item number four
I am progressing through my wishlist and discussing each item as I go
Its a brand new John Cena poster for my door
I want a poster of my favorite wrestler to decorate my room
Check check it out y'all item number five
Continuing through my wishlist, this is the next item I really want
Its a brand new John Cena car that I can drive
Although it's too small for me to actually drive, I still want a toy car of my favorite wrestler
Well I can't really drive it cause its too small
I am acknowledging the limitations of the toy car
But I could if I was maybe like this small
I am expressing my excitement about the toy, imagining a world where I am small enough to drive it
Item number six on my list is on lock
This next item is something I really want and am determined to get
Gotta get that super hot John Cena lunch box
I want a lunch box of my favorite wrestler
So tough the thing is made of steel
I am admiring the durability of the lunch box
No more using brown paper bags for my meal
I am expressing my excitement about upgrading to a cool lunch box
Item number seven is like a bite of heaven
This next item is something I really want and am excited about
I could probly' eat like ten or eleven
I really enjoy this particular snack and could eat a lot of it
Check up in my stocking and guess what I found me
I am excited to find a surprise in my Christmas stocking
A brand new box of Betty Crocker fudge brownies
The surprise I found in my stocking is a box of my favorite snack
Item number eight player don't hate
This next item is really cool and I know others will be jealous
Its probably the best toy in the whole state
I really believe that this toy is the coolest one available
A item so hot it could make the snow melt
This toy is so cool that it could have a physical effect on the world around it
Its a brand new John Cena wrestling belt
I want a toy wrestling belt of my favorite wrestler to wear and play with
Now I gotta think about what I want from grandma
Asking grandma for a gift is another opportunity for me to get something I really want
How about a brand new pair of John Cena pajamas
I want new pajamas of my favorite wrestler to wear to bed
And one more thing I want even though I already have
Despite already having many things I want, there is still one more item on my wishlist
It is the best cd of all time Illmatic
This CD is something I really want, even though I may already have other CDs or music
Christmas Christmas come check out my wish list
I am inviting others to see what I want for Christmas
Have I been a good boy that's none of your business
My behavior and whether I deserve these gifts is not up for discussion or scrutiny from others
I just want some good toys can I get a witness
I am expressing my desire for fun toys and seeking validation from others
Got all of my homies yellin' Christmas Christmas
My friends are excited about Christmas and possibly excited about my wishlist
Contributed by Natalie W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@jamiebryant8788
I am a 47 year old woman and the movie Elf brings out the kid in me LOL, love it, favorite part in conference room โcall me elf one more time โ I love Krispy Kreme, I tried one of them with the pecans on it, it was good to me.
@lyndao320
I think charging $3.00 for one donut is insane!
@RelaxAndSmokeMeth
it's 2023
@themeagangill
me too!!
@darknexus6720
Personally, I thought their early November donuts were great and very different compared to what they normally have.
They basically only made one true "new" flavor with the spaghetti maple donut, the other 3 of these are basically reused and recycled in design from donuts that have been released in the past.
@user-lq6gi7tq9x
I love your facial expressions that give it away before you even give your review!
@themeagangill
haha i canโt help it. thank you so much for watching ๐ฅฐ
@PrettyIndependent1
Lollll your face for the second donut. ๐๐๐๐๐ even when you dislike something itโs adorable. ๐๐๐๐
@conniespier6090
Krispy Kreme is just phoning it in with this years "Holiday" donuts. All they are doing is throwing sprinkles on plain donuts. They use to go all out with the toppings and fillings. Just sad now. Not worth the trip in my opinion.
@aliesmith5103
Literally what other donut place do you know of that would do an Elf donut collection?