Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
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Chips Or Tits
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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I can name my favourite goals
But just lately I've had a quandary
That I can't seem to resolve
I can name my Top 10 films
Or which actors I think are good
But if I had to choose between chips and tits
I don't think that I could
Chips or tits?
I can't decide which one I like best
Chips or tits?
Fried potato's or a lady's breast
My favourite cake's an Eccles
My favourite animal is a cat
But given the choice between chips or tits
I don't think I could answer that
My favourite crisps are Wotsits
And sexual position is doggy style
But if you made me choose between chips and tits
It would take me quite a while
Chips or tits?
Which one I like best, I just can't describe
Tits or chips?
Mammary glands or spuds, chips and fries
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of plaice
Tits! I like 'em when they're on my face
Chips! I eat 'em when I'm in my car
Tits! I like 'em in or out of a bra
Chips! I like 'em with a buttered roll
Tits! I like 'em with a juicy hole
Chips! I like 'em with tomato sauce
Tits! I just like 'em of course!
Chips! I like 'em with a saveloy
Tits! Either side of my old boy
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of cod
Tits! They make me lose my wad
Chips! I like 'em with a sausage in batter
Tits! Big or small, it doesn't matter
Chips! I like 'em with some mushy peas
Tits! Can I see some please?
The lyrics to Kunt and the Gang's "Chips Or Tits" are a comical exploration of an impossible choice. The singer shares that they can easily list their Top 10 records, films, goals, actors, cakes, animals, crisps, and even their favorite sexual position, which is doggy style. However, they struggle with deciding between chips or tits. They declare that they cannot describe which one they like best, and it would take them quite a while to choose between fried potatoes or a lady's breast. The song features playful and humorous descriptions of how the singer enjoys their chips and their preferred way of encountering tits.
The lyrics to "Chips Or Tits" are a satirical take on our cultural fixation with trivial preferences and the idea of binary choices. The singer lists their likes and dislikes but presents the listener with a seemingly impossible decision. Chips and tits represent two distinct and different things, making any answer arbitrary. The song's humor comes from the absurdist concept of assigning equal value to two entirely unrelated choices, leaving the listener perplexed and amused at what the singer may end up choosing.
Line by Line Meaning
I can name my Top 10 records
I am knowledgeable and have preferences when it comes to music
I can name my favourite goals
I am knowledgeable and have preferences when it comes to sports
But just lately I've had a quandary That I can't seem to resolve
Recently, I have been struggling with a difficult decision
I can name my Top 10 films
I am knowledgeable and have preferences when it comes to movies
Or which actors I think are good
I have opinions on successful actors
But if I had to choose between chips and tits I don't think that I could
I am unable to choose between two drastically different things
Chips or tits? I can't decide which one I like best
I am unable to decide which of these options I prefer
Chips or tits? Fried potato's or a lady's breast
The two options I am considering are fried potatoes or a woman's breast
My favourite cake's an Eccles
I have a favorite type of cake
My favourite animal is a cat
I have a favorite type of animal
But given the choice between chips or tits I don't think I could answer that
I am still struggling with choosing between these two things
Chips or tits? Which one I like best, I just can't describe
I am still unable to put my preference for one of these things into words
Tits or chips? Mammary glands or spuds, chips and fries
The two options I am considering are mammary glands or potatoes and fried foods
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of plaice
I enjoy eating chips with a specific type of fish
Tits! I like 'em when they're on my face
I enjoy having breasts in close proximity to my face
Chips! I eat 'em when I'm in my car
I partake in eating chips while driving
Tits! I like 'em in or out of a bra
I enjoy looking at breasts both covered and uncovered
Chips! I like 'em with a buttered roll
I enjoy eating chips with a specific type of bread
Tits! I like 'em with a juicy hole
I have a sexual attraction towards breasts, particularly the nipples
Chips! I like 'em with tomato sauce
I prefer to eat chips with a specific condiment
Tits! I just like 'em of course!
My attraction to breasts is not based on any particular reason
Chips! I like 'em with a saveloy
I enjoy eating chips with a specific type of sausage
Tits! Either side of my old boy
I have a sexual attraction to breasts and enjoy having them in close proximity to my genitals
Chips! I like 'em with a bit of cod
I prefer eating chips with a specific kind of fish
Tits! They make me lose my wad
Breasts are a significant turn-on for me and have the capacity to cause sexual excitement to the point of ejaculation
Chips! I like 'em with a sausage in batter
I enjoy eating chips with a type of sausage that is coated in batter
Tits! Big or small, it doesn't matter
I am attracted to breasts of all sizes
Chips! I like 'em with some mushy peas
I prefer to eat chips with a specific side dish
Tits! Can I see some please?
I have a desire to see some breasts, likely in a sexual context
Contributed by Zachary S. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@piemash8628
My Top ten Wanks.
@gonzalez7198
Yeet yeet 😎🤘🏻🤙🏼
@glimpseofgood2464
nah