Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
Kunt also endorsed The Krackpots in their Christmas number 1 campaign in 2023.
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Cock In A Cunt
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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But I’ve woke up with a semi
And a bird by my side
My nob is yelling ‘I’m going in’
But my brain is telling me I just can’t win
So I start some sturdies and I have to try
To ejaculate but my sac’s run dry
So I think of things that are rude and that
Will make my penis spit it's fat
My cock in a cunt, my cock in a cunt
My cock in a cunt but it won’t go off
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff
We’v been shagging now for over half an hour
Surely soon I’ll get a seminal shower
I’ve started now so I can’t just stop
I want my old boy to pop his top i’m tired
I’m knackered and my dick’s red raw
My ballbags ache and my stem is sore
My sturdies have become so fast
If I slip out now my cock will snap in half
My cock in a cunt, my cock in a cunt
My cock in a cunt but it won’t go off
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s chuff
Hold on a minute I’ve gotta
Get my breath back
My cock in a cunt, my cock in a cunt
My cock in a cunt but it won’t go off
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff
Some of the crowd are on the pitch
They think I’ve done my beans
But there’s been a hitch
We’ll have to save that one for later
My nob looks like it’s been whacked
Off with a cheese grater
The lyrics to "Cock In A Cunt" by Kunt and the Gang depict a humorous and somewhat explicit narrative about the frustration and struggle of a man trying to engage in sexual activity with a partner. The opening lines describe the singer's physical arousal but mental hesitation, indicating a conflicting desire to engage in sexual intercourse despite feeling uncertain or unprepared. The use of crude language adds to the comical tone of the song.
As the lyrics progress, the singer expresses his struggles with maintaining arousal and reaching climax during the sexual encounter. The imagery of his "sac's run dry" and his desperate attempt to find arousal through thoughts of rudeness highlights the absurdity and desperation of the situation. The repetition of the chorus reinforces the theme of his physical and mental struggle to achieve sexual satisfaction.
The song humorously details the physical toll of the prolonged sexual activity on the singer, with descriptions of his fatigue, physical discomfort, and potential injury ("my cock will snap in half"). The exaggerated portrayal of his physical endurance and persistence adds to the comedic element of the lyrics, painting a picture of a man who is determined but ultimately struggling to perform.
The final lines of the song introduce a twist with the mention of a "cheese grater," implying a painful or unpleasant experience for the singer. The abrupt shift in tone adds a darkly humorous conclusion to the song, leaving the listener with a vivid and somewhat grotesque image that contrasts with the earlier comedic depiction of the singer's sexual escapades. Ultimately, the lyrics of "Cock In A Cunt" offer a satirical and exaggerated take on the challenges and absurdities of male sexual performance.
Line by Line Meaning
Well I’ve had it off 3 or 4 times
I have had sexual intercourse 3 or 4 times
But I’ve woke up with a semi
But I woke up with a partial erection
And a bird by my side
And a woman next to me
My nob is yelling ‘I’m going in’
My penis is ready for penetration
But my brain is telling me I just can’t win
But my mind is saying it won't be successful
So I start some sturdies and I have to try
So I begin thrusting and attempt
To ejaculate but my sac’s run dry
To climax but my testicles are empty
So I think of things that are rude and that
So I imagine lewd things
Will make my penis spit it's fat
To make my penis ejaculate
My cock in a cunt, my cock in a cunt
My penis in a vagina
My cock in a cunt but it won’t go off
My penis in a vagina but can't climax
I’m having a shunt, I’m having a shunt
I'm engaging in sexual activity
I’m having a shunt with a lady’s muff
I'm having sex with a woman
Some of the crowd are on the pitch
Some are watching and expecting ejaculation
But there’s been a hitch
But there was a problem
My nob looks like it’s been whacked
My penis looks damaged
Off with a cheese grater
As if it was sliced off with a cheese grater
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