Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
Kunt also endorsed The Krackpots in their Christmas number 1 campaign in 2023.
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Fred and Rose
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old
KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy
LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're bald
KUNT: I like comedy that is really subtle
LITTLE KUNT: I like slapstick and farce
KUNT: You like to have straight sex with a lady
LITTLE KUNT: And you like a finger up your arse KUNT: (No, I don't)
KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...
KUNT: That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
LITTLE KUNT: We're like Fred and Rose
BOTH: I'd murder the lodger for you
KUNT: And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen
LITTLE KUNT: You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a massive hole
KUNT: And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker
LITTLE KUNT: I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole
KUNT: I like to look at a traditional wank mag
LITTLE KUNT: And I like internet grot
KUNT: I like DVD's with girl on girl action
LITTLE KUNT: And I like to see a pop shot
KUNT: You think your cock looks best with a hard-on
LITTLE KUNT: You're happy with yours on the soft
KUNT: You like getting your penis fellated
LITTLE KUNT: While you watch 'em wank yourself off
LITTLE KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...
BOTH: That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you
And heaven knows
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
We're like Fred and Rose
You'd murder the lodger for me
The song "Fred and Rose" by Kunt and the Gang, perhaps surprisingly, speaks of a deep and intense bond between two people with seemingly contrasting personalities and preferences. The song's lyrics describe Kunt and Little Kunt's differences, including their preferences and desires when it comes to sex - Kunt likes young women and subtle comedy, whereas Little Kunt prefers older women and slapstick comedy. However, despite all their differences, the two are deeply committed to each other and willing to do unthinkable things for each other's sake, including murder. These lines suggest that the song is perhaps meant to be a parody or satire of intense bromances, highlighting the absurdity of such intense friendships.
Line by Line Meaning
I like having it off with young ladies
I enjoy sexual activities with younger women
I like it when they're old
I prefer older women for sexual activities
You like pussies that are really hairy
You prefer pubic hair on women's genitals
And you like it when they're bald
You prefer women without pubic hair
I like comedy that is really subtle
I enjoy humor that is understated
I like slapstick and farce
I enjoy humor that is physical and exaggerated
You like to have straight sex with a lady
You prefer heterosexual intercourse
And you like a finger up your arse
You enjoy anal stimulation
(No, I don't)
Denial of enjoying anal stimulation
Sure we've got lots of differences
We have many contrasting preferences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...
When all is said and done, the most important thing is...
That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
I am willing to do anything for you
We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you
Our relationship is like the infamous murderers Fred and Rose West's; I would commit murder for you
And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen
While you are engaging in sexual activities with a group of men from the Caribbean
You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a massive hole
You will be digging a large hole in the basement
And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker
While I am committing crimes of sexual assault, murder, and burying a hitchhiker
I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole
I will be upstairs in lingerie engaging in sexual activities with a black man
I like to look at a traditional wank mag
I enjoy reading a traditional pornographic magazine
And I like internet grot
I enjoy pornography on the internet
I like DVD's with girl on girl action
I enjoy watching videos of women engaging in sexual activities with other women
And I like to see a pop shot
I enjoy watching male ejaculation
You think your cock looks best with a hard-on
You believe your penis looks best when erect
You're happy with yours on the soft
You are content with your penis being flaccid
You like getting your penis fellated
You enjoy receiving oral sex
While you watch 'em wank yourself off
While you watch pornography and masturbate
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
I am happiest when I am with you
You'd murder the lodger for me
You would commit murder for me, like Fred and Rose West did
Contributed by Jeremiah N. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@version736ha2
Still catchy as hell
@bigkuriboh3814
This needs WAY WAY WAY more views
@chickyface7537
😂
@keithskegwin
Looks like those women commentators to me