Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
Kunt also endorsed The Krackpots in their Christmas number 1 campaign in 2023.
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Heather Mills
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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Meant Heather Mills' left leg was cut
Off just below the knee
Heather, everyone thinks you're
A money-grabbing slag
Who wanked off Arabs for cash and
There's no one you wouldn't shag
You're worse that Myra Hindley
Maxine Carr and Rose West rolled into one
But I'm sure there's a side to
You that I’ll probably never see
Much like that bit of leg you lost in 1993
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Favourite amputee
Now will you share the money you've
Robbed off Sir Paul with me?
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Favourite amputee
And even if I knew two others you'd
Still be in my top three
But that's just me do you agree, Mr b?
You said you've never done any porn but
On the web I saw some stuff
It looked like it was the 80s though
Because you had a great big muff
There was some German bloke with his cock out
And next to him you were lying
I didn't see any penetration shots though
It wasn't through want of trying
Paul McCartney's kids never liked you
From the word go
You couldn't make a veggie sausage and
You nicked their old man's dough
But I'll love you as much as
Anyone I've ever loved before
Actually there's one leg less to
Love so proportionally that's more
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Favourite amputee
Now will you share the money you've
Robbed off Sir Paul with me?
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Favourite amputee
Now give us a flash of your hairy gash
And a look at your stumpy knee
Now give us a flash of your hairy gash
And a look at your stumpy knee
The song "Heather Mills" by Kunt and the Gang provides a sardonic and provocative commentary on Heather Mills' life, particularly following her highly publicized marriage to Paul McCartney and the subsequent divorce. The opening lines recount a pivotal moment in Mills' life—a motorcycle accident that resulted in the amputation of her left leg below the knee in 1993. By starting with this stark image, the song sets the tone for a mixture of cynicism and dark humor, portraying Mills not only as a victim of circumstance but also as a controversial figure within British society. The songwriter's tone suggests a blend of sympathy and mockery, acknowledging her tragic incident while simultaneously criticizing public perceptions of her character.
The subsequent verses delve into the negative public image that Mills faced, as indicated by phrases like "money-grabbing slag" and "compulsive liar." Such comments reflect a broader societal tendency to vilify public figures, particularly women, who are perceived to exploit their circumstances for financial gain. The mention of famous British criminals, like Myra Hindley and Rose West, serves as an extreme juxtaposition, implying that Mills’ infractions — presumably her association with wealthy men and allegations of dishonesty — place her on a moral lower rung. Nevertheless, the singer expresses a sense of ambivalence, recognizing that there may be layers to Mills that the public does not see. This acknowledgment complicates the narrative, suggesting that beneath the scorn lies a fascination with the complexities of her character.
Sex and scandal are prevalent themes in the lyrics, driving the commentary about Mills’ alleged involvement in pornographic content and her sexual past. The description of the purported adult film, complete with nostalgic references to the 80s, adds to the absurdity of the portrayal, as it intertwines the themes of sexuality and exploitation. This part of the song further underscores a culture of sensationalism—how the media exploits scandalous imagery and narratives for profit and intrigue. The reference to Mills’ divorce from McCartney and the disdain from his family adds to the complexities of her public persona, suggesting a disparity between celebrity expectations and personal realities. The lyrics navigate this tension by oscillating between disdain and admiration, capturing the inherent contradictions in perceptions of celebrity figures.
Ultimately, the chorus underscores the song's ironic tone, branding Mills as the "favorite amputee," which encapsulates the song's blend of humor and grotesque fascination. By repeatedly asking if she would share the fortune she allegedly gained from McCartney, the singer effectively amplifies the critique of public perceptions surrounding wealth and morality. This juxtaposition of physical loss and a perceived moral failing alludes to a broader commentary on how society judges individuals based on external attributes rather than their true character. The concluding lines, laden with explicit imagery, serve to shock the audience, indicating a blending of intimacy and objectification, further emphasizing how media and public opinion can commodify personal tragedies. In doing so, Kunt and the Gang crafts a satirical narrative that engages with themes of fame, femininity, and societal judgment, inviting listeners to reflect on the darker workings of celebrity culture.
Line by Line Meaning
A collision with a police motorbike in 1993
An incident involving a police motorcycle occurred in 1993.
Meant Heather Mills' left leg was cut
This incident resulted in Heather Mills losing her left leg.
Off just below the knee
The amputation was performed just below the knee joint.
Heather, everyone thinks you're
Public perception of Heather Mills is quite negative.
A money-grabbing slag
She is viewed as someone who opportunistically seeks wealth without moral consideration.
Who wanked off Arabs for cash and
She has been accused of engaging in unsavory actions for financial gain.
There's no one you wouldn't shag
Implying she is promiscuous, willing to pursue relationships for personal benefit.
You're a compulsive liar, it said in The Sun
Accusations from tabloid media label her as deceitful.
You're worse than Myra Hindley
Her reputation is being compared unfavorably to one of the UK's most notorious criminals.
Maxine Carr and Rose West rolled into one
Her character is being portrayed as equally reprehensible as two other infamous individuals.
But I'm sure there's a side to
Despite the harsh judgment, there might be another aspect to her character.
You that I’ll probably never see
That more positive side likely remains hidden from public view.
Much like that bit of leg you lost in 1993
Referencing her amputation, suggesting a permanent loss that is not fully understood.
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Directly addressing her, associating her name with her relationship with Paul McCartney.
Favourite amputee
Despite the controversy, she holds a particular place in the singer's sentiments.
Now will you share the money you've
He expresses a desire for financial compensation that she obtained.
Robbed off Sir Paul with me?
He accuses her of taking a significant amount of money from her former husband, Sir Paul McCartney.
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Reiterating the connection to Heather, emphasizing her identity linked with Paul.
Favourite amputee
Reaffirming that, in a humorous or ironic sense, she is still cherished in this context.
And even if I knew two others you'd
Even if there were other individuals in similar situations, she would remain notable.
Still be in my top three
She would still rank highly among those individuals.
But that's just me do you agree, Mr b?
Asking for affirmation from an unspecified thought partner about this unusual preference.
You said you've never done any porn but
Acknowledging her public denial of involvement in adult films.
On the web I saw some stuff
The artist claims to have encountered questionable material online.
It looked like it was the 80s though
The content seemed outdated, reminiscent of a previous era.
Because you had a great big muff
This outdated material featured a different standard of personal grooming.
There was some German bloke with his cock out
Describing explicit content that included another individual.
And next to him you were lying
Implying she was present in compromising circumstances.
I didn't see any penetration shots though
Clarifying that the content did not contain explicit sexual acts.
It wasn't through want of trying
Indicating that there was a desire to find those acts within the material.
Paul McCartney's kids never liked you
Indicating ongoing tension and disapproval from her former husband’s children.
From the word go
Right from the outset of their relationship.
You couldn't make a veggie sausage and
Critiquing her domestic capabilities, specifically in vegetarian cooking.
You nicked their old man's dough
Alleging that she has taken financial resources that belonged to them.
But I'll love you as much as
Despite the criticism, he expresses an enduring affection.
Anyone I've ever loved before
Indicating a depth of feeling that is significant but perhaps flawed.
Actually there's one leg less to
Acknowledging her amputation, using it conceptually to relate to love.
Love so proportionally that's more
Suggesting that loving her is notable even in the face of her loss.
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Continuation of the declaration of affection directed towards her.
Favourite amputee
Reiterating the peculiar nature of his affection.
Now will you share the money you've
Again requesting a portion of the fortune she has accrued.
Robbed off Sir Paul with me?
Reproaching her for her financial actions against Sir Paul McCartney.
Heather Mills-McCartney you're my
Continuing the playful reference to Heather's identity.
Favourite amputee
Emphasizing her unique position in his affections.
Now give us a flash of your hairy gash
Calling for an exhibition of her body in a crude, humorous manner.
And a look at your stumpy knee
Requesting further visual acknowledgment of her physical condition.
Now give us a flash of your hairy gash
Reiterating a crude request for a provocative display.
And a look at your stumpy knee
Reiterating interest in her amputation physicality in an offbeat manner.
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@ceefaxbbctv8788
Love this😆😆😆
Very abrupt ending stopped me in my tracks though
@BrazenScull
If I were named after Ceefax I wouldn’t be complaining about abruptly ending, good sir.