Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
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I Sucked Off A Bloke
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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Not my intention
I was labouring on a building site
Doing an extension
It's not what I'm used to
I just needed the cash in hand
I lost a bet with Dave the brick layer
And as a forfeit I had to suck his gland
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
The taste of his cheesy dipstick
I sucked off a bloke, can't deny it
I knew I should had took that job at Kwik-Fit
It felt so wrong, but it seems strangely apt
When everyone stood in a circle and clapped
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I didn't like it
And so the next day back on site
Lots of banter followed
How was I supposed to know
I didn't have to swallow
It's not what proper blokes do
Not how they should behave
I can't show my face down the pub
Since I noshed off that brickie Dave
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
The feel of his veiny fuckstick
I sucked off a bloke, can't deny it
That someone facebooked a photo of it
It felt so waft, it took so long
Do you think that I was doing it wrong?
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I didn't like it
As blokes we don't do things by half
And on the site they like to have a laugh
And sometimes someone gets sucked off
And someone films it on their mobile phone
Ain't no big deal, but don't show his wife
She's bound to take it out of context
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
His knob smelt like a bag of Wotsits
I sucked off a bloke, can't deny it
I might have liked it if he washed his helmet
It felt so wrong, tasted so rank
I wish that I'd just give him a wank
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I didn't like it
The lyrics of Kunt and the Gang's song I Sucked Off A Bloke detail the unfortunate experience of the singer who lost a bet and had to perform a sexual act on another man, Dave, on the site where he worked as a builder. The lyrics explore the feeling of discomfort and guilt the singer experiences during and after the act.
The chorus of the song describes the unpleasantness of the experience: "I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it; The taste of his cheesy dipstick... It felt so wrong, but it seems strangely aptWhen everyone stood in a circle and clapped." Despite the shame and guilt, there is a sense of belonging that the singer experiences as he is able to gain validation and acceptance from his peers.
The second verse describes the aftermath of the experience, with the singer not being able to face his colleagues on the site and feeling embarrassed about the photos that had been taken of the act. The lyrics describe how the singer feels ashamed of what he has done and unable to show his face in public.
Line by Line Meaning
This was never the way I planned
This was not something I intended to do
Not my intention
I did not plan to do this
I was labouring on a building site
I was working at a construction site
Doing an extension
Working on an addition to the building
It's not what I'm used to
This is not something I am accustomed to doing
I just needed the cash in hand
I needed money immediately
I lost a bet with Dave the brick layer
I made a bet with Dave and lost
And as a forfeit I had to suck his gland
As my punishment, I had to perform oral sex on him
I sucked off a bloke, I didn't like it
I performed oral sex on a man, and I didn't enjoy it
The taste of his cheesy dipstick
I did not like the taste of his penis
Can't deny it
I cannot reject that it happened
I knew I should had took that job at Kwik-Fit
I regret not accepting the job offer at Kwik-Fit
It felt so wrong, but it seems strangely apt
It felt inappropriate, but somewhat deserving
When everyone stood in a circle and clapped
Everyone applauded the act, as a joke
And so the next day back on site
The following day, I returned to the construction site
Lots of banter followed
There was a lot of teasing and light-hearted jokes
How was I supposed to know
I was unaware of the consequences of my actions
I didn't have to swallow
I did not have to ejaculate in my mouth
Not what proper blokes do
This is not typical behavior for men
Not how they should behave
This is inappropriate behavior
I can't show my face down the pub
I feel embarrassed to be seen publicly
Since I noshed off that brickie Dave
Since I performed oral sex on Dave, the brick layer
The feel of his veiny fuckstick
I was not comfortable touching his penis
That someone facebooked a photo of it
Someone uploaded a photo of the act on Facebook
It felt so waft, it took so long
It felt awkward and lasted too long
Do you think that I was doing it wrong?
I wonder if I performed the act incorrectly
His knob smelt like a bag of Wotsits
I did not like the smell of his penis
I might have liked it if he washed his helmet
I may have enjoyed it if he cleaned his penis
It felt so wrong, tasted so rank
It felt inappropriate and tasted unpleasant
I wish that I'd just give him a wank
I regret not just performing manual stimulation instead
I didn't like it
Overall, I did not enjoy the experience
Writer(s): Wayne Clements
Contributed by Alexis P. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@BIGBELLYPAUL
I'll never eat Wotsits again !!!!!!!!!!!
@ackerjawaka4742
Or suck a bloke off 😜
@xombify1
Kraig likes men