Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
Kunt also endorsed The Krackpots in their Christmas number 1 campaign in 2023.
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Let's Have A Wank For England
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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Let's have a wank for England
England, England
Let's have a wank for England
My dad told me a secret back in 1966
Before every England world cup game
He wanked his hairy prick
And to this day he still maintains
It helped to win the cup
He spunked into a football sock
To save him mopping up
So this year before the warm-up game
I gave my cock a feel
Before you know it we beat Hungary
And beat the Reggae Boys six-nil
So let's wank for luck
How can it hurt? Unless your cock is sore
Take your helmet in your hand
And think of Bobby Moore
Let's go to Germany and win the world cup
And pray to baby Jebus Rooney's
Broken foot heals up
I'm gonna wank my penis off
Until it spunks up
And help us win the cup for England
Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank for England
It might bring us luck if you
Wank and chuck your muck
We'll make it a success
And there's nothing to lose but your mess
England, England
Let's have a wank for England
I don't care if Sol Campbell's mental
Or Ashley Cole's a closet queer
If they wear the England shirt pride
They'll all be welcome here
I wouldn't care if Sven was
A rapist or a nonce
If he brings the World Cup home he
Can do what the fuck he wants
So come on Beckham, you fucking tart
Don't worry about your hair
Just get a fucking cross in
Crouch will win it in the air
He'll nod it down for Owen
Who'll stick it in the goal
And I'll pull my pants and trousers
Down and wank my veiny pole
Let's go to Germany and win the world cup
Pray to baby Jebus Rooney's
Broken foot heals up
I'm gonna wank my penis until it spunks up
And help us win the cup for England
Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank for England
It might bring us luck if you
Give your hand a fuck
We'll make it a success
There's nothing to lose except your mess
Oi!
The song "Let's Have a Wank For England 2010" by Kunt and the Gang is a humorous, satirical take on the passion and superstitions surrounding football in England, particularly during the World Cup. The lyrics poke fun at the idea of masturbation as a ritual for good luck and the belief that it can help the national team succeed.
The opening lines, "England, England, Let's have a wank for England," set the tone for the song. It suggests that the act of masturbation is being proposed as a way to support the national team during the World Cup. The repetition of these lines emphasizes the playful nature of the song.
The following verse tells a story from the artist's childhood, where their dad revealed a secret ritual before England's games in the 1966 World Cup. The dad claimed that masturbating had helped the team win the cup, and he would ejaculate into a football sock to avoid any mess. This absurd anecdote serves to highlight the humorous aspect of the song, as well as mocking the superstitions and rituals that some fans engage in.
The chorus reinforces the theme of masturbation for luck. It suggests that if everyone engages in this act, it could potentially bring success to the England team in the World Cup. The lyrics playfully encourage listeners to partake in the ritual and highlight that there is nothing to lose but "your mess" (referring to ejaculate).
The final verse continues the mockery of various football figures, including mentioning player Sol Campbell's mental state and insinuating that Ashley Cole may be a closeted gay man. The lyrics make it clear that as long as the players show pride and perform well, any personal issues or controversies are irrelevant. The song also encourages players like Beckham to focus on the game rather than their appearance.
Overall, "Let's Have a Wank For England 2010" is a satirical song that uses humor to mock the superstitions and intense fandom associated with football in England. It takes a playful approach to the idea that masturbation can bring luck to the national team, highlighting the absurdity of such beliefs while also celebrating the passion and camaraderie found in supporting a team.
Line by Line Meaning
England, England
Calling out to the pride and unity of England
Let's have a wank for England
Proposing a unique way to support and bring luck to the England football team
My dad told me a secret back in 1966
Sharing a personal anecdote about the influence of self-pleasure on England's past success
Before every England world cup game
Highlighting the consistent practice before important matches
He wanked his hairy prick
Engaging in a humorous description of the ritual performed by the artist's father
And to this day he still maintains
Emphasizing the enduring belief in the effectiveness of the ritual
It helped to win the cup
Attributing part of the team's success to the ritual
He spunked into a football sock
Describing the practical approach taken to contain the results of the self-pleasure
To save him mopping up
Highlighting the consideration for cleanliness and convenience
So this year before the warm-up game
Referring to the current year and the upcoming match
I gave my cock a feel
Revealing the singer's personal participation in the ritual
Before you know it we beat Hungary
Expressing surprise at the immediate positive outcome of the ritual
And beat the Reggae Boys six-nil
Celebrating a significant victory over another national team
So let's wank for luck
Encouraging others to join in the ritual for good fortune
How can it hurt? Unless your cock is sore
Playfully addressing any potential concerns or discomfort related to the act
Take your helmet in your hand
Using suggestive language to reference a specific body part
And think of Bobby Moore
Invoking the memory of a legendary English footballer for inspiration
Let's go to Germany and win the world cup
Expressing the ultimate goal for the English team in the upcoming tournament
And pray to baby Jebus Rooney's broken foot heals up
Expressing hope for the recovery of a key player
I'm gonna wank my penis off
Reaffirming the artist's commitment to the ritual
Until it spunks up
Describing the desired outcome of the act
And help us win the cup for England
Associating the act with supporting the team's success
It might bring us luck if you wank and chuck your muck
Suggesting that participation in the ritual may contribute to England's luck
We'll make it a success
Instilling confidence in the effectiveness of the ritual
And there's nothing to lose but your mess
Indicating that the only potential downside is a small inconvenience
I don't care if Sol Campbell's mental
Expressing indifference towards a player's mental state
Or Ashley Cole's a closet queer
Showing acceptance and inclusivity regardless of sexual orientation
If they wear the England shirt with pride
Emphasizing the importance of players' dedication and commitment to the national team
They'll all be welcome here
Promoting an inclusive and supportive environment for the team
I wouldn't care if Sven was a rapist or a nonce
Stating extreme hypothetical scenarios to illustrate prioritizing winning
If he brings the World Cup home
Putting winning the World Cup above personal opinions or controversies
He can do what the fuck he wants
Granting freedom to the coach if they achieve ultimate success
So come on Beckham, you fucking tart
Addressing a specific player and using playful language to encourage their involvement
Don't worry about your hair
Disregarding superficial concerns and focusing on the player's performance
Just get a fucking cross in
Urging the player to deliver important plays
Crouch will win it in the air
Expressing confidence in another player's ability to score
He'll nod it down for Owen
Outlining a potential sequence of events leading to a goal
Who'll stick it in the goal
Describing the desired outcome and role of another player
And I'll pull my pants and trousers down
Using humorous language to indicate personal enthusiasm and support
And wank my veiny pole
Reiterating the commitment to the ritual
It might bring us luck if you give your hand a fuck
Encouraging others to actively participate in the ritual
There's nothing to lose except your mess
Reassuring that there are no significant risks involved
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