Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
Kunt also endorsed The Krackpots in their Christmas number 1 campaign in 2023.
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Perverts On the Internet
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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She was 16 and a half
She said that I was well buff
And that I made her laugh
So I sent her a picture
Of me wanking in the bath
I think I misjudged the situation She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Please don't grass me up to 'tom!
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done
LITTLE MISS KUNT:
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done
Then there was this lady
I met on Yahoo! chat
We were getting on like a house on fire
Then everything went flat
When I asked to see a picture
Of her fingering her twat
I think I misjudged the situation
She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
And now my user account is blocked
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done
LITTLE MISS KUNT:
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our front bums wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done
I found this girl on Facebook
With whom I used to go to school
I left a little message for her
Up there on her wall
Of how I often think of her
Whilst playing with my tool
I think I misjudged the situation
She told her husband about my masturbation
And now he wants to kick me in the pods
The lyrics of Kunt and the Gang's song "Perverts On the Internet" describe the experiences of the singer, who has been interacting with underage girls and women online in a sexual manner. He meets these girls and women on platforms like Myspace, Yahoo! chat, and Facebook, and sends them inappropriate messages or pictures of himself masturbating. However, the women do not reciprocate his advances and, in some cases, report him to moderators or their partners. The song portrays the singer as a clueless and desperate person who is unaware of the consequences of his actions.
The lyrics reveal the dangers of online sexual behavior and how it can lead to serious legal and social consequences. The song highlights the prevalence of sexual predators and perverts on the internet who use fake profiles and identities to prey on vulnerable individuals. The lyrics also criticize the lack of regulation and monitoring on social media platforms, which allows such people to continue their activities unchecked. The singer's fear of being caught by his mother, who might punish him for his behavior, adds a comic element to the song.
Line by Line Meaning
I met this girl on Myspace
I encountered a young lady on Myspace
She was 16 and a half
She was a girl of sixteen and a half years old
She said that I was well buff
She told me I had a good-looking body
And that I made her laugh
She appreciated my sense of humor
So I sent her a picture
I emailed her a photo
Of me wanking in the bath
That depicted me masturbating in a bathtub
I think I misjudged the situation
I realized that I was wrong about the situation
She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
She didn't welcome my nude and dirty activity in the bathtub
Please don't grass me up to 'tom!
Please don't report me to the website authorities
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
The internet is teeming with people who are keen on sexual subjects
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
They are attempting to seduce girls and persuade them to engage in sexual relations
I am one but don't tell my Mum
I am a digital pervert, but please keep it from my mother
'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done
I will face bitter consequences if she ever comes to know my misdeeds
Then there was this lady
I chatted with another woman
I met on Yahoo! chat
I encountered her on Yahoo! chat platform
We were getting on like a house on fire
We were enjoying each other's company very much
Then everything went flat
Suddenly it all ended badly
When I asked to see a picture
When I requested a picture
Of her fingering her twat
That shows her making a sexual gesture with her hand
She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
She reported my actions to the moderator in charge of disciplining users
And now my user account is blocked
I am unable to access my user account anymore
Trying to chat up girls and get their front bums wet
Trying to seduce girls and putting them in a sexual mood
LITTLE MISS KUNT:
Female singer's reply starts
He is one but don't tell his Mum
He is also a digital pervert, but don't mention it to his mother
I found this girl on Facebook
I discovered a female friend on Facebook
With whom I used to go to school
I knew her from our school days
I left a little message for her
I wrote a short message for her on her profile
Up there on her wall
On her public homepage
Of how I often think of her
I confided my feelings of thinking about her frequently
Whilst playing with my tool
While masturbating
She told her husband about my masturbation
She disclosed my masturbation details to her husband
And now he wants to kick me in the pods
Now he is annoyed with me and might want to harm me
Contributed by Elizabeth V. Suggest a correction in the comments below.