Perverts On the Internet
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics


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I met this girl on Myspace
She was 16 and a half
She said that I was well buff
And that I made her laugh
So I sent her a picture
Of me wanking in the bath

I think I misjudged the situation
She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Please don't grass me up to 'tom!

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

LITTLE MISS KUNT:
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done

Then there was this lady
I met on Yahoo! chat
We were getting on like a house on fire
Then everything went flat
When I asked to see a picture
Of her fingering her twat

I think I misjudged the situation
She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
And now my user account is blocked

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their front bums wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

LITTLE MISS KUNT:
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our front bums wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cause if she finds out then he's gonna get done

I found this girl on Facebook
With whom I used to go to school
I left a little message for her
Up there on her wall
Of how I often think of her
Whilst playing with my tool

I think I misjudged the situation




She told her husband about my masturbation
And now he wants to kick me in the pods

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Kunt and the Gang's song "Perverts On the Internet" describe the experiences of the singer, who has been interacting with underage girls and women online in a sexual manner. He meets these girls and women on platforms like Myspace, Yahoo! chat, and Facebook, and sends them inappropriate messages or pictures of himself masturbating. However, the women do not reciprocate his advances and, in some cases, report him to moderators or their partners. The song portrays the singer as a clueless and desperate person who is unaware of the consequences of his actions.


The lyrics reveal the dangers of online sexual behavior and how it can lead to serious legal and social consequences. The song highlights the prevalence of sexual predators and perverts on the internet who use fake profiles and identities to prey on vulnerable individuals. The lyrics also criticize the lack of regulation and monitoring on social media platforms, which allows such people to continue their activities unchecked. The singer's fear of being caught by his mother, who might punish him for his behavior, adds a comic element to the song.


Line by Line Meaning

I met this girl on Myspace
I encountered a young lady on Myspace


She was 16 and a half
She was a girl of sixteen and a half years old


She said that I was well buff
She told me I had a good-looking body


And that I made her laugh
She appreciated my sense of humor


So I sent her a picture
I emailed her a photo


Of me wanking in the bath
That depicted me masturbating in a bathtub


I think I misjudged the situation
I realized that I was wrong about the situation


She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
She didn't welcome my nude and dirty activity in the bathtub


Please don't grass me up to 'tom!
Please don't report me to the website authorities


There's a lot of perverts on the internet
The internet is teeming with people who are keen on sexual subjects


Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
They are attempting to seduce girls and persuade them to engage in sexual relations


I am one but don't tell my Mum
I am a digital pervert, but please keep it from my mother


'Cause if she finds out then I'm gonna get done
I will face bitter consequences if she ever comes to know my misdeeds


Then there was this lady
I chatted with another woman


I met on Yahoo! chat
I encountered her on Yahoo! chat platform


We were getting on like a house on fire
We were enjoying each other's company very much


Then everything went flat
Suddenly it all ended badly


When I asked to see a picture
When I requested a picture


Of her fingering her twat
That shows her making a sexual gesture with her hand


She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
She reported my actions to the moderator in charge of disciplining users


And now my user account is blocked
I am unable to access my user account anymore


Trying to chat up girls and get their front bums wet
Trying to seduce girls and putting them in a sexual mood


LITTLE MISS KUNT:
Female singer's reply starts


He is one but don't tell his Mum
He is also a digital pervert, but don't mention it to his mother


I found this girl on Facebook
I discovered a female friend on Facebook


With whom I used to go to school
I knew her from our school days


I left a little message for her
I wrote a short message for her on her profile


Up there on her wall
On her public homepage


Of how I often think of her
I confided my feelings of thinking about her frequently


Whilst playing with my tool
While masturbating


She told her husband about my masturbation
She disclosed my masturbation details to her husband


And now he wants to kick me in the pods
Now he is annoyed with me and might want to harm me




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sugar puff

i keep watching this version.sarah id serious punk rock star .in retrospective she will probably agree this collaboration was the pinacle of her singing career

Watfords finest

Legend ...a song we can all relate to.

johnnyc2712

She done really well. This is funny as.

misterbonzoid

'...With whom I went to school...' Respect for the grammatical exactitude.

LordHeath1972

Great!

jimmy cooper

whoever the girl is ,she is hot

Serene Chaos UK

Is that her from the 'bangers + mash' video ? God that girl was cute !

antichrist666uk

It's not, that's Carla Brown.

Tardis Time

It is

MaxMadV8

1:42 what's he say he always says it fast. It sounds cool. "I think I misjudged the situation she grassed me up to the"?????" Moderation, now my user accounts been blocked" what did he say?

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