The Queen's Cunt
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics


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I've been to Billericay and
I’ve been to Frinton-on-sea
It's so fucking posh there
They're not allowed to have a chippy
I have been to Brentwood and
I’ve wandered through Orsett
It is so upmarket they even
Pick up their dogshit

I've driven through Belgravia and once
Got lost in Mayfair
But there's one place posher
Than any of these
And I'll never get to go there

The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
It's not the kind of cunt that you
Might see when you are drunk
The Queen's cunt, the Queen’s cunt
It’s not the kind of cunt where
You be allowed to spunk

If one's going to drink from the furry cup
One has to hold one’s finger up

The Queen's cunt must be impressive
Just like her home, buck House
I bet it's never stunk of fish
And never seen a louse
It's got grade two listed pissflaps and
A preserving order on her clit
I bet her muff gets a regular trim from
A man who’s paid to do it

The Queen's cunt's too posh to have a cock
In so one of her servants applied
Some silken gloves to hold
Her fuckflaps apart
While a butler wanked Philip inside
These days no one can get near it
That's why Prince Philip's got blue balls
The only thing allowed up it is
A dildo made of jewels

The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
It's the poshest place in Britain
I say that without a doubt
The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
You have to suck a peppermint if
You're going to lick it out

The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
It's not the kind of cunt
You'd ever get to shunt
The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
Apparently it's etiquette to view
It from the front

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "The Queen's Cunt" by Kunt and the Gang may appear provocative and vulgar at first glance, but they actually hold a deeper satirical commentary on class and social hierarchy. The song starts with the singer listing various affluent and posh locations such as Billericay, Frinton-on-sea, Brentwood, and Belgravia, highlighting their exclusivity and cleanliness, as seen in the humorous line about picking up dog poop in Orsett. This sets the tone for the rest of the song, which focuses on the ultimate symbol of poshness and exclusivity – the Queen's genitalia.


The chorus repeatedly refers to "The Queen's Cunt" as a place of utmost sophistication and refinement, contrasting it with the common, vulgar perception of the term "cunt." The lyrics play with the notion of the Queen's genitals being off-limits and untouched by commoners, reinforcing the idea of royal privilege and inaccessibility. The imagery of high-class preservation orders on her anatomy and the mention of servants tending to her grooming further emphasize this theme of extreme luxury and exclusivity.


The song delves into a comical description of the Queen's intimate anatomy, depicting it as a highly revered and exalted space, so posh that even her husband, Prince Philip, requires assistance to engage with it. The reference to a dildo made of jewels being the only acceptable item allowed near her is an exaggerated portrayal of the extravagance associated with royal life. The lyrics humorously suggest that the Queen's genitals are so regal that they necessitate a specific set of behaviors and protocols, such as sucking a peppermint before engaging with them.


Ultimately, "The Queen's Cunt" serves as a satirical exploration of class divisions, royal etiquette, and societal perceptions of privilege. By using provocative language and imagery, the song subverts traditional notions of propriety and respectability, offering a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the absurdities of wealth and social status. It invites listeners to question the absurdities of hierarchy and the lengths to which people will go to maintain a facade of sophistication and exclusivity.


Line by Line Meaning

I've been to Billericay and I’ve been to Frinton-on-sea It's so fucking posh there They're not allowed to have a chippy
I have visited upscale places where even a traditional fish and chip shop is considered too low-class


I have been to Brentwood and I’ve wandered through Orsett It is so upmarket they even Pick up their dogshit
I have explored affluent areas where cleanliness and tidiness are upheld to a high standard even for pet waste


I've driven through Belgravia and once Got lost in Mayfair But there's one place posher Than any of these And I'll never get to go there
While I have navigated through exclusive neighborhoods, there is one location even more prestigious that I will never have the opportunity to visit


The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt It's not the kind of cunt that you Might see when you are drunk
The royal genitalia is of such high status that encountering it under inebriated circumstances would be unthinkable


The Queen's cunt, the Queen’s cunt It’s not the kind of cunt where You be allowed to spunk
The Queen's intimate area is reserved for dignified purposes only, not for any vulgar or inappropriate behavior


If one's going to drink from the furry cup One has to hold one’s finger up
To engage in intimate activities with the Queen, one must adhere to proper etiquette and show respect


The Queen's cunt must be impressive Just like her home, buck House I bet it's never stunk of fish And never seen a louse
The Queen's private region is undoubtedly as grand as her residence, Buckingham Palace, and would never be tainted by unpleasant odors or uncleanliness


It's got grade two listed pissflaps and A preserving order on her clit I bet her muff gets a regular trim from A man who’s paid to do it
The Queen's genital anatomy is so distinguished that it would likely be subject to special preservation measures and grooming by a designated professional


The Queen's cunt's too posh to have a cock In so one of her servants applied Some silken gloves to hold Her fuckflaps apart While a butler wanked Philip inside
The Queen's vagina is considered too refined for traditional intimate interactions, leading to alternative methods involving servants and gloves to accommodate Prince Philip's needs


These days no one can get near it That's why Prince Philip's got blue balls The only thing allowed up it is A dildo made of jewels
Access to the Queen's private area is restricted, causing frustration for Prince Philip and limiting permissible objects to be inserted to only the most luxurious of items


The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt It's the poshest place in Britain I say that without a doubt
Undoubtedly, the Queen's genitalia holds the title of the most prestigious location in all of Britain


The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt You have to suck a peppermint if You're going to lick it out
Proper protocol dictates that if one wishes to engage in intimate acts with the Queen, they must first freshen their breath with a peppermint


The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt It's not the kind of cunt You'd ever get to shunt
The royal genitalia is so exclusive that one would never have the opportunity to interact with it in a casual or disrespectful manner


The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt Apparently it's etiquette to view It from the front
According to proper protocol, if one is granted the privilege to see the Queen's private area, it must be observed from the front in a respectful manner




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