Wank Fantasy
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics

You're much younger than my wife
Your youth starkly contrasts with my spouse's age, highlighting an intriguing dynamic.

And you paid me attention which
You showed interest in me, which felt validating and pleasant.

I found quite nice
I appreciated your attention, as it provided a momentary boost to my ego.

I've imagined you sucking me off in my car
I've fantasized about an intimate encounter with you in my vehicle.

In the cold light of day I
In a sober and realistic context, I recognize that these are merely daydreams.

Suppose it won't go that far
I accept that this fantasy is unlikely to materialize into reality.

(Cos you know what you are)
You are aware of your role in this fanciful scenario.

You're just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
You are merely a figment of my imagination, serving as a source of self-indulgent pleasure.

Something I've thought of to arouse me
You exist in my mind solely for the purpose of stimulating my desires.

I'm sorry when you knocked I
I apologize for not being presentable when you unexpectedly visited.

Was playing with my cock
I was engaged in a private, intimate activity that I preferred to keep hidden.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
I was lost in thoughts of sexual gratification.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
I was deeply absorbed in my imaginative pleasures.

(Wank fantasy)
The recurring theme of sexual daydreams.

You're the mother of my best friend
You hold a significant position in my social circle as the parent of someone I care about.

You're still quite attractive
Despite your age, I find you physically appealing.

I’d give you 6 out of 10
Objectively, I rate your allure as moderately appealing.

What if one day my mate is out when I knock
I wonder if there might be a chance encounter when my friend is absent.

And while his dad is at work
This scenario takes place while your spouse is preoccupied.

You end up sucking my cock
In this imagined encounter, we would engage in a sexual act.

(And I won't tell you to stop
I would be enthusiastic and willing to continue the encounter.

Because I like you a lot)
My fondness for you would make me enjoy this fantasy even more.

It's just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
This scenario remains a mere product of my imagination.

Something I thought of to arouse me
Like before, this is simply a construction meant for my erotic excitement.

I'm sorry when you called
I apologize for being distracted when you reached out to me.

I was playing with my balls
I was engaging in a personal and intimate activity when you called.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
This moment was overshadowed by my prior indulgence in a fantasy.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
My thoughts were still caught up in sexual imaginings.

(Wank fantasy)
Acknowledgment of the fantasy that consumes my mind.

You're a fit celebrity off the box
You are a well-known public figure, attractive and desirable.

Like Lorraine Kelly or Samantha Fox
You are comparable to famous media personalities known for their appeal.

You saw my act on Opportunity Knocks
You recognized me from a recent performance on a talent show.

You dragged me in the bogs
You took me into a secluded area, away from prying eyes.

And lifted your frock
You revealed yourself, initiating an intimate moment.

(And stuffed my cock in your box)
This wild scenario culminated in a physical encounter I'm envisioning.

It's just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
Again, I reiterate that this is simply a fantasy of mine.

Something I've thought of to arouse me
A repetition of my obsession with this erotic imagination.

I'm sorry when you texted
I regret my response to your message due to my distraction.

I was feeling very sexy
I was caught up in my own sensual indulgence at that moment.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
I was still immersed in my sexual thoughts.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
I remained ensnared in the throes of my imagination.

(Wank fantasy)
This fantasy continues to occupy my thoughts.

You're that bird that works at the gym
You are an attractive woman associated with the fitness environment.

You've got big knockers
You possess a physically appealing figure.

But you're still quite slim
Despite your curves, you maintain a slender frame.

You walked in on me changing in the cubicles
You unexpectedly entered my personal space while I was undressing.

But when I pulled down your pants
In my fantasy, I took daring actions to see you unclothed.

You had a cock and balls
I encountered a surprising revelation about your identity.

(It didn't matter at all)
This twist did not deter my fantasies in the least.

It's just a wank fantasy, a wank fantasy
I reiterate that these thoughts are fabricated for my pleasure.

Something I thought of accidentally
This fantasy emerged without intention, purely by chance.

I'm sorry when you e mailed
I apologize for being preoccupied when you reached out via email.

I was nuts deep in a shemale
My engagement in explicit fantasy scenarios consumed my attention.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
I find myself still entrenched in my sexual imaginings.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
These fantasies continue to dominate my thoughts.

In the middle of a wank fantasy
The cycle of erotic daydreaming persists.

(Wank fantasy)
The recurring theme solidifies, keeping this fantasy alive.