Kunt and the Gang 's songs take a light-hearted approach to many modern issues, with song titles such as 'Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died'.
Performing since 2003, the debut LP, I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry, was released in 2004, the first part of a 'wanking and crying' trilogy of albums. A Greatest hits album and DVD Complete Kunt was released in 2010.
The act has been compared, musically at least, to fellow UK comedy act John Shuttleworth as all the songs are performed on a cheap-sounding keyboard and simple drum machine.
Affiliated artists include The Kunts, Kunt and the Gang Presents, Little Kunt , The Krown Jewelz and Kunt's manager Mike Gibbons.
Kunt also endorsed The Krackpots in their Christmas number 1 campaign in 2023.
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Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-girlfriend Who Died
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics
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When I was up the loft I came across a box
Which when I opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cock
It felt a little hard but it felt a little soft
The next thing that I know I'm feeling sexy up the loft
So I unzip my fly and pop out my Jap's eye
I have a little wank and I have a little cry
I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
LITTLE KUNT:
"Come on, Kunt, it'll be alright"
KUNT:
"But I really miss her, Little Kunt"
LITTLE KUNT:
"If you tell me a little bit more about that photo, it might help you get over her?"
KUNT:
"Alright then, Little Kunt, I'll give it a go"
KUNT:
The pic was very lewd, she's completely in the nude
She's pulling it apart and she's doing something rude
She's got a hairy crutch, I miss her very much
So I take out my chap and I have a little touch
I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
I'm feeling mixed emotions in my mind and in my knob
The lyrics to Kunt and the Gang's song "Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-girlfriend Who Died" are a raw and explicit portrayal of a man who is struggling to come to terms with the death of his ex-girlfriend. The song begins with Kunt discovering a box in his loft that contains a pornographic polaroid of his deceased ex-girlfriend. Kunt experiences mixed emotions, feeling both aroused and emotional as he looks at the photo. He proceeds to masturbate while crying, revealing the confusion and complexity of his feelings.
The lyrics also show Kunt's struggle to cope with his grief and how he seeks comfort from his alter ego, Little Kunt. Little Kunt tries to offer support and encourages Kunt to talk about the polaroid photo in an attempt to help him process his feelings.
Overall, the lyrics of this song are intended to shock and provoke a reaction from the listener. The song portrays the darker side of grief, displaying how people can use sex, addiction, and other destructive behaviors to cope with their pain.
Line by Line Meaning
When I was up the loft I came across a box
While exploring the attic, I stumbled upon a box
Which when I opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cock
Upon opening the box, I experienced conflicting feelings in my genitalia
It felt a little hard but it felt a little soft
I felt simultaneously aroused and saddened
The next thing that I know I'm feeling sexy up the loft
As a result, I became sexually aroused in the attic
So I unzip my fly and pop out my Jap's eye
I unzip my pants and expose my penis
I have a little wank and I have a little cry
I masturbate while shedding some tears
I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
I am masturbating to a sexually explicit photo of a deceased ex-girlfriend
Come on, Kunt, it'll be alright
Little Kunt attempts to comfort Kunt and alleviate his distress
But I really miss her, Little Kunt
Kunt expresses deep longing for his former partner
If you tell me a little bit more about that photo, it might help you get over her?
Little Kunt suggests that discussing the photo might assist Kunt in coping with his grief
The pic was very lewd, she's completely in the nude
The photograph was highly explicit, featuring the ex-girlfriend completely nude
She's pulling it apart and she's doing something rude
In the photo, the ex-girlfriend is engaging in explicit acts
She's got a hairy crutch, I miss her very much
The photo features the ex-girlfriend's pubic hair, causing Kunt to reminisce about her
So I take out my chap and I have a little touch
Kunt masturbates to the photo, longing for his deceased ex-girlfriend
I'm feeling mixed emotions in my mind and in my knob
Kunt experiences conflicting emotions both mentally and physically
Contributed by Caden K. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@acidkyle2048
Got dam this is hilarious
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@jabzy44
Wtf haha