shaven haven
Kunt and the Gang Lyrics


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'Yo, Kunt and the Gang, trip it up one time!!'

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it...

I'm tired of when I'm licking out a lady's underneath
Of always getting curly pubic hairs stuck in my teeth
I want a girl who's crack is a bit more like Kojak
It's a shaven haven that I am craving

And everytime I'm going down on a lady's bush
I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush
I want a girl who's minge is like Duncan Goodhew's fringe
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

CHORUS:
Well, it's a shaven haven that I am craving
Over hairy beavers I'm a-fed up slaving
For a baldy bint that I myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

So if I'm being cunni-lingual with a lady's quim
I'd hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim
I want a girl who's biff doesn't look like Robert Smith
It's a shaven haven that I am craving

And if I'm performing oral on a lady's slit
The last thing that I want is Brian May around her clit
I want a girl who's crevice doesn't look like Dave Lee Travis
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)





Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it...

Overall Meaning

The song 'Shaven Haven' by Kunt and the Gang is a humorous and controversial take on the topic of female pubic hair. The lyrics express the desire for a woman's genital area to be completely shaved and the frustrations that arise when encountering pubic hair during oral sex. The chorus, "For a baldy bint that I myself am saving, it's a shaven haven that I am craving," reinforces the idea that pubic hair is undesirable and suggests that a lack of hair is the ideal standard.


Throughout the song, Kunt highlights the discomfort and inconvenience that pubic hair can cause during sexual encounters. He compares it to getting hair stuck in his teeth and describes how sweaty tufts can tickle his face. He also uses comical analogies, such as comparing a woman's pubic hair to Brian May's hair around her clit, to emphasize his preference for a completely shaven look.


While some may find the song humorous, others may find it demeaning or misogynistic. The lyrics perpetuate the societal pressure for women to groom and remove body hair, specifically pubic hair. At the same time, the song highlights the absurdity of these ideals and societal norms surrounding body hair.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm tired of when I'm licking out a lady's underneath
I am fatigued with the experience of being inserted between a woman's legs, only to encounter her hairy pubic hair entangled in my teeth


Of always getting curly pubic hairs stuck in my teeth
It is quite common for me to experience hairs from a woman's pubic region getting caught in between my teeth


I want a girl who's crack is a bit more like Kojak
I am searching for a partner whose genital area is more closely shaved, and lacks pubic hair like that of the bald television character Kojak


It's a shaven haven that I am craving
My desire is to find a partner who has a clean-shaven pubic region


And everytime I'm going down on a lady's bush
Every time I am performing oral sex on a woman's pubic area


I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush
I am increasingly annoyed by the sweaty clumps of hair that tease and irritate my face


I want a girl who's minge is like Duncan Goodhew's fringe
I am in search of a partner whose pubic hair is similar to the short hair of professional swimmer Duncan Goodhew


(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)
I truly desire and long for a partner with a cleanly shaved pubic region


Well, it's a shaven haven that I am craving
A completely shaven pubic region is what I deeply want and need


Over hairy beavers I'm a-fed up slaving
I am exhausted and tired of working on and spending time with unshaven genital areas


For a baldy bint that I myself am saving
I am actively searching for a partner who keeps a cleanly shaved pubic area


So if I'm being cunni-lingual with a lady's quim
When I am performing oral sex on a woman's vulva


I'd hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim
I humbly request that she takes the initiative to occasionally shave her pubic region


I want a girl who's biff doesn't look like Robert Smith
My preference is for a partner whose genital area does not resemble the untamed hair of musician Robert Smith


And if I'm performing oral on a lady's slit
During my act of oral sex on a woman's vagina


The last thing that I want is Brian May around her clit
I strongly dislike encountering the thick, wild pubic hair of a woman, as I would not want to liken it to the hair of musician Brian May


I want a girl who's crevice doesn't look like Dave Lee Travis
I prefer a partner with a clean-shaven area around her genitalia, rather than one with thick, uncontrollable hair like the popular radio personality, Dave Lee Travis


Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Cleanly and completely shave my pubic region


Shave it, shave it, shave it...
Remove all hair from my genitalia




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Comments from YouTube:

@shanedraper240692

Jay from the Inbetweeners is playing the one in green 😂

@MegaMaurizione

The fight scene is brutal

@omersarcadeadventures2152

Got a point

@junkienurse8

robert smith

@rogerhalliwell3104

The funniest reference in the track 😆

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