Pinocchio
Kurdo & Majoe Lyrics

Er sagt, er sitzt in der Zelle zur Zeit
He claims to be in jail currently

Und wenn er rauskommt, dass er Schellen verteilt
He boasts about his potential to cause trouble once he is released

Er sagt, dass er in Mio mitmischt
He claims to be involved in multimillion dollar deals

Aber warum kennen wir sein Gesicht nicht?
The question is raised as to why his face is not more well-known if he is involved in such lucrative business deals

Er macht Business, er muss weg
He is involved in business dealings that require him to be away often

Brösel Marihuana á la Nusret
He grinds marijuana much like the famous chef Nusret

Er hat geschworen, er hat mit den Kardashians geschrieben
He claims to have corresponded with the Kardashians

Mit Kim? Er weiß nicht mehr, welche von ihnen
He cannot remember which Kardashian sister he has corresponded with

Er sagt, eigentlich, er hat es nicht nötig
He claims not to need validation

Doch kennt ein paar Rocker, den Präsi persönlich
He is acquainted with some bikers and the president of their group

Den nigelnagelneuen Porsche Panamera hat er schon bestellt
He has already ordered a brand-new Porsche Panamera

Er ist der Pate im Bordell und hat ein Apartment im Hotel
He is the godfather of a brothel and has an apartment within a hotel

Er sagt, dass er in der Heimat ein Haus hat
He claims to own a house in his home country

Hier zahlt er viel Steuern, deswegen im Ausland
He pays too much in taxes in his current location and thus has moved his wealth outside of the country

Er will ein Foto mit mir, aber nicht für sich selbst
He wants a photo with the singer but not for his own purposes

Weil meine Musik seiner Nichte gefällt
The reason he wants a photo with the artist is because his niece enjoys their music

Er bekam seinen Führerschein ohne den Sehtest
He obtained his driver's license without taking the vision test

Er kriegt sogar fünfzig Prozent bei Mercedes
He receives a discount of 50% at Mercedes

Farid wollt' ein Feature, doch er will nicht
Farid wanted a song collaboration with him, but he rejected the offer

„Was für Rapmap, das ist kindisch!“
He believes discussing a rapper's street credibility is juvenile

Du redest viel von zehn Sterne hat die Suite, wey wey
The artist accuses him of talking excessively about luxurious accommodations

SUVs, mehr Sex als Charlie Sheen, wey wey
He boasts to the artist that he has more sexual partners than Charlie Sheen

Du fährst in 'nem Maybach, alles Designer
He is seen driving a Maybach and everything he wears is designer

Doch was ich sehe, sind Plagiate, made in China
The artist claims that what they observe from him are counterfeit items made in China

Weißt du, wer er ihn wollte? Floyd Mayweather
He claims that professional boxer Floyd Mayweather wanted to meet him

Doch er ist ein Fan von Conor McGregor
Despite claims from Floyd Mayweather, he actually supports Conor McGregor

Wallah, er ist ein richtiger Löwe
He is compared to a lion in terms of his strength and power

Er trinkt eine Belvedere-Flasche allein
He drinks an entire bottle of Belvedere vodka by himself

Er ist nicht fett, er ist auf Masse zur Zeit
He is not overweight, but rather bulking up with muscle currently

Er will als Bodyguard auf unsere Konzerte
He expresses interest in working as a bodyguard for the singer's concerts

Er macht's nicht für Fame, nein, er macht es vom Herzen
He claims that he is not motivated by fame, but that he actually enjoys being a bodyguard

Seine Rolex gibt es nur dreimal auf der Welt
He owns a Rolex watch that is one of only three in existence

Bei ihm ist keine Marke gefälscht
He claims that none of his branded items are counterfeit

Er braucht keine Gang und den Paten bezahlen
He does not need to pay off any gangs or godfathers for protection

Er hat so viel Cousins, er kennt die Namen nicht mal
He has so many cousins that he cannot remember all of their names

Er nimmt kein Testo, alles ist echt
He does not take any steroids or performance-enhancing drugs and all of his muscle is natural

Ich glaub', seine Pickel kamen vom Stress
It is suggested that his acne is a result of stress

Jede Frau, die ich ihm zeig', hatte er schon einmal
He claims to have slept with every woman the singer has introduced to him

Er kam selber nie, aber sie dreimal
While he has not experienced sexual pleasure, each of the women he slept with did

Frag nicht, wieso
The artist asserts that there is no point in questioning the lies he tells

Alles nur Show
All of his claims are empty boasts