For Real
LIL UZI VERT Lyrics

For real, for real, for real, yeah
I'm serious, absolutely serious, completely serious.

Sleep on 'em that's Tempurpedic
Ignore them completely, as if they don't exist.

Get the green like it's kale
Acquire a lot of money, as if it were a vital nutrient like kale.

Pockets they fat just like Kenan
My pockets are full of money, just like Kenan Thompson on the show All That.

Told her I love her ain't mean it
I lied to her when I said I loved her.

That's because I hit the meanest
I only said I loved her because I had sex with her and wanted to keep things going.

You heard that I am from Mars
You've heard rumors about me that are strange and hard to believe.

I heard that you was from Venus
I've heard that you have some unusual traits or characteristics.

I met that bitch in a meeting
I met that woman in a professional setting.

I fucked that bitch from the meeting
I had sex with her after the meeting.

I just was planning to leave her
I didn't have any intention of staying with her.

So I just left it to Jesus, yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
I left the situation to a higher power or fate.

Lil Vert like Gerald
I am liked or compared to rapper G-Eazy.

Told that girl to cheer up
I encouraged that woman to be happier.

Fucking that girl 'til she tear up
I had sex with her so hard that she cried or became emotional.

Heard you fucked her she embarrassed
I heard that someone else had sex with her and she was ashamed about it.

Heard your whip Gary Barbera
I heard that the car you drive is a popular brand in the Philadelphia area, sold by the dealer Gary Barbera.

Diamonds they wet like a seal
My diamonds are very shiny and reflect light like a wet seal's skin.

Diamonds wet like Navy Seal
My diamonds are so shiny and reflective that they resemble the polished buttons on a Navy Seal's uniform.

Heard you drink lean, crack the seal
I heard that you consume cough syrup mixed with soda, and you have to crack the seal on the bottle to do so.

Everybody know it ain't real
Everyone knows that your lifestyle or persona is fake, and you're not being truthful about who you are.

You know I'm cappin' for real
You should know that I'm lying, even though I'm acting serious.

Walk around with it for real
I carry my possessions with me all the time, and I'm not being boastful or showing off.

You wanna bet that my money, for real
Are you willing to bet that I actually have the amount of money I claim to have?

All of my diamonds for real, different color like Pharrell's
My diamonds are all real, and they come in a variety of colors, like those worn by Pharrell Williams.

Won't say no names but my niggas they pulled up
I won't identify anyone, but my friends came to join me.

You niggas talk too much, get your mouth sewed up
You and your friends should stop talking so much and start acting more.

Look at my chain, know it's ice 'cause it's snowing
Just by looking at my chain, you can tell it's very shiny and made of diamonds, because it looks like it's snowing around my neck.

Vivienne West but my friend looking Polo
I'm wearing high-end designer clothes by Vivienne Westwood, but my friend is dressing more casually in Polo brand clothing.

My Gosha from Dover I drive in the Rover
I'm wearing clothes from the Gosha Rubchinskiy brand that I bought in Dover Street Market, and I drive a Rover car.

Homie don't know me don't get in my moment
If you aren't close to me or don't know me well, don't try to enter my personal space or disrupt my vibe.

All that sneak dissing don't think that I ain't noticed
Don't think I didn't notice all the subtle insults or negative comments you've been making behind my back.

I left my door and I forgot to close it
I forgot to finish or complete something important before moving on to something else.

Boy better keep it sealed
You better not talk about me or spread rumors without my permission, or you'll face the consequences.

Fuck around, get killed
If you mess with me or my crew, you could end up getting hurt or killed.

Fuck around, get drilled
If you keep pushing me or provoking me, I'll retaliate with force.

Cut your hands if you steal
If you're caught stealing something from me, I'll hurt you physically.

Whip it up like a meal
I can create something valuable, like money or a drug like cocaine, from basic or raw materials, similar to cooking a meal with ingredients.

I just made me a mill'
I recently earned one million dollars, often through illegal or illicit means.

Money jumping out my pocket
I have so much money that it's overflowing or easily falling out of my pockets.

Tucking bands in my belt
I'm storing large amounts of cash or money in my belt, usually hidden from view or safe from theft.

Stop calling my phone
Don't keep contacting me or trying to get my attention, because I'm too busy or too annoyed to respond.

Leave me alone
Stay away from me and my business, and let me do my own thing without interference.

I'm on TV, with the VVS, so I 3-D my stones
I appear on television, showing off my high-quality diamonds that are so clear and reflective they look like they're in 3-D.

We really don't get along
We don't like each other or have any positive relationship.

She anemic, I'm more chill
She's weak or lacking energy, while I'm more relaxed and calm.

Had to keep this shit for real
I had to be honest and truthful about something.

All the way to the beat build
My honesty extends to the very end of the song, even as the instrumental or beat changes or develops.