Batman
LPB Poody Lyrics

No, I can't be your Batman 'cause I be robbin' (I be robbin')
I cannot be your savior because I will deceive and steal from you

I don't want no lap dance, bitch, give me noggin (bitch, give me noggin)
I am not interested in a dance, only interested in you providing oral sex

Why you laughin' and playin'? Ho, get from 'round me (ho, get from 'round me)
Stop being playful and leave my presence

You know I am the man, Mr. Miyagi (Mr. Miyagi)
I am the master of my own destiny, like Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid

Yeah, I got hoes from Japan, they call me papi (across the countries)
I have many women from different countries who see me as their father figure

I beat that pussy so good and leave it throbbin' (leave it, uh)
I have sex so well that it leaves women feeling intense sexual desire afterwards

'Cause I be slangin' this wood, they wanna chop it (I swear)
I have a large penis that women desire to have sex with

No, I can't cuff on lil' shawty, don't do no coppin' (come on)
I cannot commit to any women and will not be in a relationship

She a lunch lady 'cause the joe she give is sloppy (I swear)
She is bad at oral sex which is why I refer to her as a cafeteria worker

Stuffin' dick all in her ribs and she keep beggin' me to stop it (yeah, yeah, ayy)
I repeatedly have sex with her and she begs me to stop, but I do not comply

They waitin' for my mixtape, they tellin' me to drop it (come on)
My fans eagerly anticipate my new music and want me to release it soon

But I gotta get my shit straight before I drop it
I need to prepare and perfect my music before releasing it to the public

I be cuttin' up, might pull the plug right out the socket (right out the socket)
I am dangerous and reckless, I might break something without care

I cut 'em like some paper with these scissors then I rock it (then I rock it)
I am skilled at cutting things, like a piece of paper, and then using it effectively

Now I got the key to the city, so I'ma lock it (so I'ma lock it)
I have the power and control over the city, and I will use it to my advantage

You stressed out, you just worry 'bout how I got it (how I got it)
You are worried and preoccupied with how I obtained my success

I keep hunnids and fifties all in my profit (all in my profit)
I make a lot of money and keep it all for myself

My life a movie, it's sad you gotta watch it (you gotta watch it)
My life is interesting and entertaining, but it's unfortunate that you have to observe it from a distance

Reach inside my pants and pull these bands out my pocket (yeah)
I have a lot of money, so much that it's overflowing from my pockets

I'ma make a mess in the city, they gotta mop it
I am going to cause destruction in the city and others will have to clean up after me

Automatic stick come with titties, ain't gotta cock it
My gun is so advanced that it automatically shoots, I do not have to cock it

Glock got a dick, see a pussy and I'ma pop it (ayy, yeah)
My gun is like a penis and I get aroused shooting and killing people

She gon' keep her hands in my pants 'cause she a freak (she a what?)
She likes to touch my penis because she is sexually adventurous

I told her that I'm celibate, ain't fuck in 'bout a week (I lied)
I falsely claimed to be celibate and not have had sex in a week

Sike, bitch, I lied, you can ride me to this beat (to this beat)
Actually, I lied to her and she is free to have sex with me while we listen to this music

I hit her in a Benz, we fuckin' all in the street (all in the street)
We are having sex in public while inside of my luxury car

She told me to recline, so I had to let back the seat (let back the seat)
She requested that I lay down so we could engage in more comfortable sex in the back seat of the car

Pull out and she sucked it, I nut all over her mink (all on her, uh)
I ejaculated on her fur coat after she performed oral sex on me

It's gon' be so hard to see when she open and blink (I'm talkin' 'bout, yeah)
It will be difficult for her to see when her eyes flutter from the pleasure I gave her

Like halloween, I just tricked her outta her treat (I'm talkin' 'bout, uh)
I deceived her into thinking I was celibate in order to have sex with her, like a Halloween prank