Queen's Speech 1
Lady Leshurr Lyrics

My iPhone goes ping ping
I keep getting notifications because your man won't stop messaging me.

Cause your mans on my line like ding ding
Your man keeps hitting me up and won't leave me alone.

But it's not a ting ting
It's not just a small issue or a fling.

Cause he eats me up like din dins
He can't get enough of me and wants me all the time.

Got money in the bank like ching ching
I have a lot of money saved and am financially stable.

And I shine like bling bling
I'm successful and stand out in the crowd.

I will knock down any kingpin
I'm not afraid of anyone and will take down any opponent.

So don't start me up like an engine
Don't try to provoke me or start a fight.

I'm a show off, nip slip
I love to flaunt and show off, to the point of even revealing too much.

I go overboard, kick flip
I sometimes take things too far and push the limits.

Yeah, I be in the cut, snip snip
I like to stay out of sight and keep myself private.

Sitting back with my cup like sip sip
I'm just relaxing and sipping on my drink.

My bars bang, yours click click
My lyrics hit hard and have impact, while yours fall flat.

I'm eating like I'm at a picnic
I'm enjoying success and living luxuriously.

You got too much mouth, big lips
You talk too much and don't know when to be quiet.

And I can't stand girls Who take their heels off when they're in a rave
I don't like when girls behave in tacky or disrespectful ways while out.

I'll step on your big toe Just to remind you how to behave
I'll put you in your place and make sure you know how to act properly.

Because you can't do them tings man How do you think?
You can't handle certain things and aren't capable of it, so stop pretending.

When the rave smells frowsy, cause your feet stink
When the party smells bad, it's probably because of your stinky feet.

Cheese Wotsits Freeze, she's hostage
I'm warning you to stop because I have control over the situation.

Flow's stone cold, Steve Austin
My flow is tough and resilient, just like Steve Austin.

Long neck gyal, ostrich
You have a long neck and it's noticeable like an ostrich.

So Fly that I'm chilling in the cockpit
I'm so fly and high up in success, it's like I'm in the cockpit of a plane.

Out all night, kinda like foxes
I stay out all night and have fun like foxes.

If push comes to shove like a mosh pit You will get a dropkick to your drop lip
If we get into a fight or argument, I'll hurt you and knock you down.

Haters pree me everyday then act like they can't stand me
People always watch and criticize me, but pretend they don't like me.

Bare girls change their friends everyday but forget to change their panties
Girls switch their friends often, but they don't take care of their hygiene.

That's a mad ting
It's crazy or absurd.

Punchlines like Sharkeisha Deplete ya
My punchlines are so savage, they'll take you down.

Do not think that you're bad online I'll backspace you and delete ya
Don't try to act tough or mean online, because I'll easily erase you.

I'm going in like change in the metre You're a side salad, Caesar
I'm going all in and dominating the rap game, while you're just a small player.

Give you a box like I came with a pizza So lighten up cause I'll bleach ya
I'll beat you up badly, and then make fun of you for it.

And big up the gyal dem Yeah big up the gyal dem
Shoutout to all the amazing girls out there!

I'll be Beyoncé to these girls and I'll Michelle them I don't know what else to tell them
I'll be the superstar and lead the way, and you follow behind me.

Sounding like Alvin I'll Kenan and Kel them Shell dem, bell dem!
You sound annoying, like Alvin from the Chipmunks. I'll make fun of you like Kenan and Kel, and then destroy you.

Just fall back, cause you ain't even all that I missed a call from your man last night you know, but I never called back
Take a step back, because you're not as great as you think. And by the way, your man called me but I didn't respond.

Look don't be saying you're a good girl, when your breath smells like ballbags Your man told me that you're mad, cause he drove home and made you walk back
Don't act innocent or pretend to be good when you're not. Your man also revealed that you're mad at him for making you walk home.

Cause you're not that cute And your hair's uneven, you look dusty What's that on your lip looks crusty Is that a cold sore? Must be And yeah my bars are hench and they're muscly It's about to get ugly I'll upload a pic of your dog and sell it on Gumtree
You're not attractive and look unkempt. You have crust on your lip and probably a cold sore. I'm going to humiliate you and make fun of you publicly by posting a photo of your dog for sale.