Forkboy
Lard Lyrics

A fork is a cold shiny tool
The fork is a cutting tool that is cold and shiny.

To pierce, tear and ingest
It is used for piercing, tearing, and consuming food.

Whoever has the fork in hand
The person who holds the fork decides what to eat.

Controls the meal of its choice
They control what meal to eat.

We're told the first few punctures
We are advised to take small bites initially.

They're for our own good
The small bites are good for us.

Better chewed up in pieces
Chewing the food is more beneficial when it is cut into smaller pieces.

Than blown up in the oven
Eating whole chunks of food without chewing may cause problems.

Forkboy
A character who uses a fork as a tool to create havoc and chaos.

Flies by night on stolen fuel
Forkboy moves from one place to another, mainly at night time, with the help of stolen fuel.

To Santa Rosa, CA
Forkboy's next destination is Santa Rosa, California.

Opens a fake employment office
Forkboy sets up a bogus organization for job-seekers.

Want a job, go get me drugs
To get employment, one has to provide Forkboy with drugs.

People desperate for work
Unemployment has led to people searching desperately for jobs.

Return to quite a surprise
They are met with an unexpected outcome.

Busted for intent to sell
Police arrest them for the intention to sell drugs.

Cops pay him a bounty
Forkboy receives money from the police, most likely for drug running.

Forkboy skips town
Knowing he is on the radar, Forkboy leaves town.

We came
Forkboy and his associates arrived.

We peed
They urinated on their competitors.

We conquered
They achieved their goal of being on top.

You bleed
Their competitors lost and are suffering.

The choice
The person has a choice.

Forkboy
They can either choose Forkboy.

Or finger food
Or opt for traditional finger food.

Ugly joy
There is an unpleasant excitement.

What does it replace
What is being replaced.

Why wait
There is no need to procrastinate.

When you can eat yourself alive today
One should indulge now instead of worrying about the future.

Junk bondage takeover glutton
A brief description of Forkboy.

Ready to bore in
Prepared to take over and dominate.

Unfold his rotary blades inside
Preparing for confrontation by using every tool at his disposal.

Pull the guts out and resell them
He takes what he wants, and then sells what remains.

Buys out his next target
He will take over his next target by buying them out.

With the last one's pension funds
Using the pension fund of the previous target to finance his takeover.

Thousands more thrown out of work
As a result, many people will lose their jobs.

So Leona won't have to settle for a mint
The motive is to become wealthy and not to settle for mediocrity.

Picked by the FBI
Forkboy is chosen by the Federal Bureau of Investigation agency.

To be the black pied piper
The FBI recruited him as a powerful figure to lead and influence black communities.

After Dr. King died
This happened after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.

Watches soap operas on TV
Forkboy spends his leisure time watching soap operas.

While 6 billion disappears from HUD
At the same time, 6 billion dollars go missing from the US Department of Housing and Urban Development.

Who are you working for
He is asked who he is associated with.

What did you hope to gain
The FBI questions his motives since Forkboy's behavior is not entirely clear.

Why do you hate your past
The FBI tries to understand the reason behind Forkboy's erratic behavior and disregard for his past.

So much you destroy the ones you love
Forkboy is asked why he is willing to harm even his loved ones to attain his goals.