He starred in the feature-length movie Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, and also stared alongside close friend Bill Engvall in the film Delta Farce.
He started in Tampa Bay followed by stints at Rock 100 WDIZ and 101.1 WJRR Orlando before hooking up with the Blue Collar Boys. He became known in the South in the early '90s when he made regular guest radio appearances on programs such as the Ron and Ron Show. He was also a regular during the late 1990s on 101.9 The Edge in Omaha, Nebraska on Friday mornings when he would call into Chris Baker's morning show. "Larry"'s trademarks are "redneck"-style humor delivered while speaking in an affected thick Southern dialect, recounting bizarre stories about his "family," and the using the phrase "Git-R-Done!"
Often during his acts, a woman in the audience yells out that she loves him. He usually responds by saying, "I told you to wait in the truck" - a line cribbed from Tom Waits. He also sings Christmas songs like "Donny the Retard," "Titty Bar Christmas," and "I Pissed My Pants". He uses analogies like "Madder than a skinhead watching the Jeffersons," "Madder than a car load of queers getting pulled over for doin a 69 in a 55".
In 2005, he was featured in Gretchen Wilson's music video for the song "All Jacked Up," playing dual roles as himself and a transvestite bar patron. In 2006, he starred in the film Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector and was the voice of Mater the tow truck in Disney/Pixar's animated film Cars.
Whitney has also seen considerable success from his comedic recordings. His comedy albums Lord, I Apologize, released in 2001, and The Right To Bare Arms, released in 2005, have both been certified gold by the RIAA.
Let Me Eat Your Shorts
Larry The Cable Guy Lyrics
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I like that joint oh, i tell you
What, I'm like a retard at the
Chuck E cheese up there boy
I like that place i was up
There at Victoria's Secret a while
Back i was up there sniffing around
Couple hours and, uh yeah
Looking for some ideas for
Mother's Day up there
And, uh what? Mom's dress
Sexy, alright? And, uh
They got the crotchless panties in there you
Ever the see the crotchless
Britches? Y'all women
Wear 'em britches with a hole
In the crotch there 24 bucks for
One pair! I'm like, 'Dadgum
24 bucks i got a whole drawer full of
Them at the house back there! Damn
(laughs) I bet I'm sitting on 3- 400
Dollars worth of crotchless
Britches!' That's right
There was this girl
Put 'em on for my birthday one time i
Come home, she's like, 'Hey, you want
Some of that?' I'm like
'No! Look what they did to your
Undershorts! What in the world? What
In the world? That'd take the
Stripes of a raccoon
Right there now! What in the world! Look like
A good place for one
Of them vanill-er stick-ups
Right there or something, you
Know?' yeah, Git-R-Done, that's right!
Then they got the underbritches you
Eat who in the world
Thinks of all that garbage?
Somebody sitting at home, 'What do
You wanna do tonight?' 'Let me
Eat your shorts! Give me
A glass of milk i'm gonna
Down them right here
I tell you ain't nothing better than
A Yoo hoo and some
Underbritches before we go to bed
At night' Eating britches
I was with this big girl one
Time she always wore stuff
Like that that was like a
Buffet on her hind end, i tell you what
I ate half of it
I got dizzy and sweaty and thought I was
Gonna pass out lot of people get
Herpes, she give me diabetes
That girl! Damn
I bought this girl a while back i
Bought her some strawberry underbritches she
Likes stuff like that i bought her
Five pairs of the strawberry
Panties and, uh
I bought five pairs 'cause I
Always end up eating
A couple pairs on the way
Down to her house there, you know they
(laughs) They're pretty good
Now! (laughs) Thank God they
Don't make 'em in biscuit's and gravy, i
Tell you what now
Dadgum! I'll be getting fat
Just on underpanties! Doctor call me up
'You gained 10 pounds last week' 'I
Ate a lot of crotch last week
I gotta tell ya!' Need to make
Some fat-free underbritches i'd have come
Up with some SnackWell panties, that's
What they need! 'Honey
I'm on a diet put on some Fruit Roll-Ups
Would you? I'm getting fat over here'
(laughs)
The lyrics of Larry The Cable Guy's song "Let Me Eat Your Shorts" may seem humorous on the surface, but they actually touch upon various themes related to desire, indulgence, and unconventional preferences. The song highlights the singer's fondness for Victoria's Secret, and specifically mentions his intrigue with crotchless panties, which he finds both amusing and expensive. He humorously recalls a past experience when a girl wore crotchless panties for his birthday, but he was more concerned about the damage they caused to her regular underwear. The song also mentions the concept of underbritches, which the singer jokingly suggests eating, implying a strong and unconventional attraction.
Throughout the lyrics, Larry The Cable Guy uses humor and exaggerated scenarios to create a lighthearted and entertaining narrative. The song touches upon topics of indulgence, desire, and unconventional preferences, while maintaining a comedic tone. The lyrics may be seen as a satirical commentary on consumerism and the absurdity of certain fashion trends.
Line by Line Meaning
I like that Victoria's Secret, though
I really enjoy shopping at Victoria's Secret
I like that joint oh, i tell you
That place is great, let me tell you
What, I'm like a retard at the
I feel so excited and overwhelmed at
Chuck E cheese up there boy
Chuck E Cheese, it's like heaven for me
I like that place i was up
I enjoy going to that place
There at Victoria's Secret a while
I was at Victoria's Secret for a period of time
Back i was up there sniffing around
I was browsing and taking a look around
Couple hours and, uh yeah
I spent a couple of hours there, yeah
I was sniffing around up there
I was exploring and searching for
Looking for some ideas for
Trying to find inspiration for
Mother's Day up there
For Mother's Day
And, uh what? Mom's dress
I found a sexy dress for my mom, and what?
Sexy, alright? And, uh
It was really attractive, and
They got the crotchless panties in there you
They even have crotchless panties, can you believe it?
Ever the see the crotchless
Have you ever seen those crotchless
Britches? Y'all women
Pants? All you women
Wear 'em britches with a hole
Wear those pants with a hole
In the crotch there 24 bucks for
In the crotch area, they cost 24 dollars for
One pair! I'm like, 'Dadgum
Just one pair! I was like, 'Wow
24 bucks i got a whole drawer full of
I have a whole drawer filled with them that cost 24 bucks!
Them at the house back there! Damn
I have so many at home! Incredible
(laughs) I bet I'm sitting on 3- 400
(laughs) I probably have around 300-400
Dollars worth of crotchless
Dollars' worth of crotchless
Britches!' That's right
Pants!' That's absolutely correct
There was this girl
Once there was this girl
Put 'em on for my birthday one time i
She wore them on my birthday, once
Come home, she's like, 'Hey, you want
When I came home, she said, 'Hey, do you want
Some of that?' I'm like
Some of that?' I replied
'No! Look what they did to your
'No, look what they did to your
Undershorts! What in the world? What
Underwear! What happened? What
In the world? That'd take the
In the world? It would take the
Stripes of a raccoon
Color patterns of a raccoon
Right there now! What in the world! Look like
Over there now! It looks like
A good place for one
A perfect spot for one
Of them vanill-er stick-ups
Of those vanilla-scented air fresheners
Right there or something, you
Right there or something, you know?
Know?' yeah, Git-R-Done, that's right!
Know?' Yeah, I say 'Git-R-Done!' That's absolutely right
Then they got the underbritches you
Then they have these underpants that you
Eat who in the world
Eat, who would ever
Thinks of all that garbage?
Imagine all those peculiar items?
Somebody sitting at home, 'What do
Someone sitting at home thinking, 'What should
You wanna do tonight?' 'Let me
We do tonight?' 'Let's just
Eat your shorts! Give me
Eat some underpants! Give me
A glass of milk i'm gonna
A glass of milk, I'm going to
Down them right here
Eat them right now
I tell you ain't nothing better than
I'm telling you, there's nothing better than
A Yoo hoo and some
A Yoo-Hoo and some
Underbritches before we go to bed
Underpants before we go to bed
At night' Eating britches
At night.' Eating underwear
I was with this big girl one
I was with a curvy girl one
Time she always wore stuff
Time, she always wore clothing
Like that that was like a
Like that, it was like a
Buffet on her hind end, i tell you what
Buffet on her buttocks, let me tell you
I ate half of it
I devoured half of it
I got dizzy and sweaty and thought I was
I became dizzy and sweaty and thought I was
Gonna pass out lot of people get
Going to pass out, many people experience
Herpes, she give me diabetes
Herpes, she gave me diabetes
That girl! Damn
That girl! Damn
I bought this girl a while back i
I bought this girl a while back, and
Bought her some strawberry underbritches she
Bought her some strawberry underpants, she
Likes stuff like that i bought her
Likes that kind of stuff. I bought her
Five pairs of the strawberry
Five pairs, all in strawberry
Panties and, uh
Underpants, and, uh
I bought five pairs 'cause I
I bought five pairs because I
Always end up eating
Always end up consuming
A couple pairs on the way
A couple of pairs on the journey
Down to her house there, you know they
Down to her place, you know, they
(laughs) They're pretty good
(laughs) They're quite delicious
Now! (laughs) Thank God they
Now! (laughs) Thank goodness they
Don't make 'em in biscuit's and gravy, i
Don't make them in biscuits and gravy. I
Tell you what now
Tell you what now
Dadgum! I'll be getting fat
Oh my! I would become overweight
Just on underpanties! Doctor call me up
Just by eating underpants! The doctor called me
'You gained 10 pounds last week' 'I
'You gained 10 pounds last week' and I said
Ate a lot of crotch last week
I ate a lot of crotch last week
I gotta tell ya!' Need to make
I must admit!' They need to create
Some fat-free underbritches i'd have come
Some fat-free underpants, then I would have
Up with some SnackWell panties, that's
Come up with some SnackWell brand panties, that's
What they need! 'Honey
What they need! 'Honey
I'm on a diet put on some Fruit Roll-Ups
I'm on a diet, put on some Fruit Roll-Ups
Would you? I'm getting fat over here'
Would you? I'm gaining weight over here'
(laughs)
(laughs)
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@shimmy451
He’s the best backwards driver in radiator springs
@Normal1855
And he's good at tractor tipping.😆
@waterdroplets1627
As soon as I click on the video it reminded me of that rusty car too in cars movie 🤣
@NChapafitteds9436
Shooooooooot
@damonculbert5853
I have watched cars over 200 times I have almost the whole movie memorized
@lucario7version2.08
And a world class spy?
@ConfusedBarbieDoll
I can't stop seeing Tow Mater in my head every time I hear him lol
@007REECE
Yep
@synthstaryoutube5446
Yep
@thesuperhammerbros9255
Same