People Like My Analogies
Larry The Cable Guy Lyrics


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Before I get out of here
A lot of people like my analogies
And things like 'madder than a
Skinhead watching The Jeffersons'
And things like that so i figured I'd
Give you a bunch of 'em and you can
Tell me if you like 'em or
Not you can take these home and try
'em at work i'm sure, uh
Sure you won't have a job tomorrow if you do
(laughs) Try some of these alright

Madder than a queer with
Tonsillitis on Valentine's Day

More frustrated than an Amish electrician

Madder than Jеsse Jackson at
The airport having
To answer thе white courtesy phone
(laughs) That's funny i don't
Care who you are, that's funny right there!

(laughs) More frustrated than a
Carload of queers
Getting pulled over for doing a 69 in a 55
(raucous applause) We can edit
That out (laughs)

More frustrated than Ray Charles with
A Where's Waldo book
As ridiculous as a one legged man
In a brewery making hops

More frustrated than a fella making love to
A gal with braces on and her
Face sticks to the carpet lord, I
Apologize for that last one there
And be with the pygmies down
There in New Guinea amen

More frustrated than a waterhead putting
On a turtleneck shirt

Madder than a feller with a hangover waking
Up with a fat woman and
A mouthful of flour lord, I apologize
For that one there, too
And be with the pygmies down
There in New Guinea amen (laughs)

I'm so mad I could swallow gunpowder
And two bullets, eat a chalupa
Take off my britches, lay on
My back, spread my asscheeks
Fart and drop a deer from a hundred yards

More frustrated than Christopher Reeve
Doing the hokey-pokey

Lord, I apologize for that joke there, and be
With the pygmies- Hey, thanks a lot
Y'all! You've been a lot of
Fun! Thanks for coming
Out and seeing me! God
Bless America and Git-R-Done!

Overall Meaning

In the song "People Like My Analogies" by Larry The Cable Guy, the artist is known for his use of humorous and often outlandish analogies. The lyrics reveal his intention of entertaining the audience with his unique comparisons and encouraging them to share these analogies with others.


The first verse sets the tone as Larry suggests that his analogies are greatly appreciated by many people. He mentions a popular analogy about someone being angry, comparing them to a skinhead watching "The Jeffersons," a popular sitcom that portrayed a black family in a predominantly white neighborhood. He then humorously suggests that trying out these analogies at work might cost someone their job, hinting at their potentially offensive nature.


The subsequent lines further exemplify Larry's signature humor and unconventional analogies. He uses comparisons like "madder than a queer with tonsillitis on Valentine's Day" and "more frustrated than an Amish electrician" to evoke laughter from the audience. He then introduces a highly amusing analogy about civil rights leader Jesse Jackson being frustrated at having to answer the white courtesy phone at an airport, showcasing his ability to find humor in unexpected situations.


The lyrics continue to display Larry's knack for comical analogies as he mentions a scenario involving a carload of queer individuals getting pulled over for exceeding the speed limit while engaging in a sexual act. He acknowledges the potential offensiveness and suggests it should be edited out, acknowledging the line between humor and propriety.


The song goes on to offer more witty analogies such as Ray Charles struggling to find Waldo, a one-legged man in a brewery, and a person dealing with awkward situations during intimate encounters. Larry apologizes for some of the more risqué analogies, explaining that they might not be suitable for all audiences.


Towards the end of the song, Larry presents a particularly outrageous analogy involving swallowing gunpowder, eating a chalupa (a Mexican food item), and performing an unconventional hunting technique. This line exemplifies Larry's embrace of absurdity and shock value in his humor.


As the song concludes, Larry humorously apologizes for a joke referencing the late actor Christopher Reeve, who was paralyzed from the neck down due to a horse-riding accident. He concludes by thanking the audience and expressing patriotic sentiments, showcasing his strong connection to his American fanbase.


Overall, "People Like My Analogies" is a song filled with Larry The Cable Guy's trademark humor and unconventional comparisons. It aims to entertain through absurd and sometimes offensive analogies, inviting the audience to enjoy and share his uniquely humorous style.


Line by Line Meaning

Before I get out of here
Before I leave this place


A lot of people like my analogies
Many people enjoy my comparisons


And things like 'madder than a Skinhead watching The Jeffersons'
And expressions like 'angrier than a bald, racist person watching a sitcom featuring an African-American family'


And things like that so I figured I'd Give you a bunch of 'em and you can Tell me if you like 'em or Not
And similar phrases came to mind, so I thought I would share a variety of comparisons and you can provide feedback on whether you enjoy them or not


You can take these home and try 'em at work I'm sure, uh Sure you won't have a job tomorrow if you do
Feel free to use these comparisons in your workplace, although I'm certain you'll be unemployed if you do so


(laughs) Try some of these alright
(laughs) Give some of these a try, okay?


Madder than a queer with Tonsillitis on Valentine's Day
Extremely furious, like an LGBTQ+ individual suffering from an inflamed throat on the day dedicated to love


More frustrated than an Amish electrician
Feeling even more aggravated than an electrician belonging to the Amish community, who traditionally avoid using electricity


Madder than Jesse Jackson at The airport having To answer the white courtesy phone
As furious as Jesse Jackson would be if he were forced to respond to a call on the airport's white courtesy phone


(laughs) That's funny I don't Care who you are, that's funny right there!
(laughs) That's humorous, and it doesn't matter who you are, it's amusing!


(laughs) More frustrated than a Carload of queers Getting pulled over for doing a 69 in a 55
(laughs) Feeling even more aggravated than a vehicle filled with LGBTQ+ individuals who get stopped by the police for engaging in a sexual position named after a highway speed limit


(laughs) We can edit That out (laughs)
(laughs) We can remove that statement in post-production (laughs)


More frustrated than Ray Charles with A Where's Waldo book
Experiencing greater frustration than the late Ray Charles would while trying to find Waldo in a Where's Waldo book


As ridiculous as a one-legged man In a brewery making hops
As absurd as a man with only one leg attempting to assist in brewing beer by hopping around inside a brewery


More frustrated than a fella making love to A gal with braces on and her Face sticks to the carpet lord, I Apologize for that last one there
Feeling even more aggravated than a man engaging in intimate activities with a woman wearing braces, resulting in her face unintentionally adhering to the carpet. I sincerely apologize for the explicit nature of that comparison


And be with the pygmies down There in New Guinea amen
And may we send our thoughts and prayers to the pygmies residing in New Guinea, amen


More frustrated than a waterhead putting On a turtleneck shirt
Experiencing increased frustration, just like an individual with hydrocephalus struggling to put on a turtleneck shirt


Madder than a feller with a hangover waking Up with a fat woman and A mouthful of flour lord, I apologize For that one there, too
Extremely enraged, like a man waking up after a night of excessive drinking, finding himself next to an overweight woman and discovering a mouthful of flour. I deeply apologize for the offensive nature of that comparison


And be with the pygmies down There in New Guinea amen (laughs)
And may we send our thoughts and prayers to the pygmies residing in New Guinea, amen (laughs)


I'm so mad I could swallow gunpowder And two bullets, eat a chalupa Take off my britches, lay on My back, spread my asscheeks Fart and drop a deer from a hundred yards
I'm extremely furious to the point that I feel like ingesting gunpowder, swallowing two bullets, consuming a type of Mexican fast food called a chalupa, removing my trousers, lying on my back, spreading my buttocks, passing gas, and miraculously shooting down a deer from a distance of one hundred yards


More frustrated than Christopher Reeve Doing the hokey-pokey
Feeling even more aggravated than the late Christopher Reeve would while attempting to perform the hokey-pokey despite his physical limitations caused by paralysis


Lord, I apologize for that joke there, and be With the pygmies- Hey, thanks a lot Y'all! You've been a lot of Fun! Thanks for coming Out and seeing me! God Bless America and Git-R-Done!
Lord, I apologize for that inappropriate joke, and may we send our thoughts and prayers to the pygmies. Hey, thank you all very much! You've been a great audience! Thank you for attending the show! God bless America and get things done!




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