No Mans Land
Laura Bryna Lyrics


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Ladies we are gathered here
To analyze this strange frontier I come
No man?s land
It's like a spaceship came in the middle of the night
And carried away all the single guys and left us
In no man?s land

If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
So come on out to no man?s land

Our lingerie is collecting dust
My underwire is about to rust
We're stuck in no man?s land
It's gotten so bad that Billy Jean
Seriously considering switching teams
It's rough in no man?s land

If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
You're welcome here in no man?s land

Oh, come on

We're manicured, we're dressed to thrill
So what's with all this time to kill
We've searched online a thousand times and still
We're all heading home to watch TV
Stopping on the way to buy batteries
Admit it, we're in no man?s land

If you're a long tall cool drink of water
An oasis in this dry desert sand
Well, you won't be long too long
'Cause the good ones have all gone
Why?all come on out to no man?s land
Yeah, we're desperate here in no man?s land





Ten of us for every one of you

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Laura Bryna's song No Man's Land speak to the experience of single women in today's society in a humorous yet pointed way. The song highlights the challenges facing women who feel like they are stranded in a romantic wasteland, where all of the good men seem to have disappeared. The song sets a cheeky and lighthearted tone from the outset as Bryna gathers her female listeners to analyze this strange frontier that she refers to as 'No Man's Land'. The title of the song itself symbolizes this idea of being stuck in a place that is devoid of meaningful connections.


Bryna paints a vivid picture of what it feels like to be single in a world where the good guys seem to be in short supply. The metaphor of a spaceship coming in the middle of the night and taking all the single men away is both clever and relatable. The lyrics speak to the frustration of attractive, well-groomed women who are doing all the right things but still cannot seem to find a good partner. The chorus is especially poignant as Bryna sings about welcoming any man who is an oasis in the desert sand of no man's land. The idea of switching teams, a nod to the possibility of exploring same-sex relationships, emphasizes the sheer desperation of being stuck in a place where romance is scarce.


Line by Line Meaning

Ladies we are gathered here
We, as women, are coming together to discuss the state of our social situation.


To analyze this strange frontier I come
We are examining the situation we are in and searching for a solution to our problem.


No man's land
We are stuck in a place where there are no eligible men available.


It's like a spaceship came in the middle of the night
It seems as though all the good men disappeared suddenly and without explanation.


And carried away all the single guys and left us
All of the men who were available previously are now in relationships, leaving us with no one to choose from.


In no man?s land
We are completely alone and without any viable partners.


If you're a long tall cool drink of water
If you are an attractive and desirable single man,


An oasis in this dry desert sand
Then you are exactly what we are looking for in a partner.


Well, you won't be long too long
However, we believe that you will not remain single for very long.


'Cause the good ones have all gone
There are no good men left for us to choose from.


So come on out to no man?s land
Please come join us, because we are completely alone and in desperate need of good partners.


Our lingerie is collecting dust
We are not using our lingerie because we have no one to share it with.


My underwire is about to rust
Even our bras are going unused because there are no partners in our lives.


We're stuck in no man?s land
We have no viable partners to choose from, and we feel completely alone.


It's gotten so bad that Billy Jean
The situation has become so dire that even Billy Jean is considering being with a woman instead of a man.


Seriously considering switching teams
She is contemplating a major shift in her sexual orientation due to the lack of available men.


It's rough in no man?s land
The situation we are in is extremely difficult and challenging.


We're manicured, we're dressed to thrill
We are putting in a lot of effort to look good and attract partners.


So what's with all this time to kill
However, we still have a lot of free time because we have no one to spend it with.


We've searched online a thousand times and still
We have tried every online dating site we can find, but there are still no viable partners available.


We're all heading home to watch TV
We are all going home alone and sad because we have no one to spend our time with.


Stopping on the way to buy batteries
We are resorting to buying batteries because we have no sexual partners.


Admit it, we're in no man?s land
We are acknowledging that we are stuck in a place with no available partners.


Why?all come on out to no man?s land
Please consider coming to join us in no man's land if you are a single man who is attractive and desirable.


Yeah, we're desperate here in no man?s land
We are in a desperate situation, and we are looking for any viable solution to our problem.


Ten of us for every one of you
There are ten women available for every one desirable, single man, making the odds impossible for us to find partners.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: KACI BOLLS

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