Highly Illogical
Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner Lyrics

From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place
I have travelled an immense distance from the galaxies to observe and learn about the human race

To study the behavior patterns of the human race
My objective is to observe the conduct of human beings

And I find them highly illogical
Based on my observations, I find their behavior to be completely irrational

Girl meets boy they fall in love
A girl meets a boy and they enter into a romantic relationship

She says he's everything she's dreamed of
She believes that he possesses all the qualities she has been longing for

But when they get married before he's aware
After getting married, she suddenly changes him without his knowledge

She changes his habits the way he combs his hair
She alters everything from his daily routine to insignificant things like the way he combs his hair

She changes him to someone he's never been
She transforms him into a person he has never been before

And then complains he's not like other men
She expresses dissatisfaction with him not being like other men

Now really I find this most illogical
I strongly feel that it is maddeningly unreasonable

Take the case of your automobiles
Consider the example of your cars

Greatest invention since man discovered wheels
It is undoubtedly one of the most significant innovations post the discovery of the wheel

Hydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
Featuring advanced mechanisms like hydromatic overdrive and four-on-the-floor

Pushbutton windows pushbutton doors
It is equipped with pushbutton windows and doors

Double barreled carborators rush you any place
The double barreled carburetors enable you to travel to any place quickly

But you never can find a parking space
The issue with the car is that it's challenging to find a parking spot for it

Highly illogical
Overall, it is heavily absurd

Take the case of modern man
Now let's observe the behavior pattern of the modern man

He works all his life gives it all he can
He spends his entire life working tirelessly, striving to achieve his goals

Saves all his money works overtime
He saves all his earnings and works tirelessly even beyond the stipulated hours

Pinches every penny banks every dime
He is very cautious and frugal with his money

All he can think about is money but you know
He has only one thing on his mind, which is money, but you are aware...

That he can't take it with him where he's going to go
In the end, he can't take his money to the grave with him

Now I find that fascinatingly illogical
I find it intriguingly unreasonable

Now is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned
It's time for me to head back and convey the knowledge I've gained

My people I believe have every right to be concerned
I feel it's essential for my kind to be worried

For in spite of computers and advanced psychology
Despite the advancement in technology and cognitive behavioral therapy...

Behavior patterns are still a mystery
... the behavior patterns of humans remain an enigma

I predict the future of this earthly human race
I foresee that the human race will...

Is that having made a mess of Earth
... create a catastrophe on Earth

They'll move to outer space
As a result of which, they will migrate to the outer space

Well there goes the neighborhood
Thus, signifying the end of the community, as we know it

Totally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical.
Completely and irrevocably, that is utterly irrational