Mr. Chevy Celebrity
Less Than Jake Lyrics


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Well I thought all my friends were sane
Then I met this kid in the fourth grade
"Let's go throw rocks through the neighbor's windows"
I never wanted to go but he would always make me

I want to know what you were thinking
I want to know what you were drinking
Mark Cruce
Have another drink Mark Cruce

He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch
Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce
He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house
Mark Cruce

Through all the years not a whole lot's changed
How 'bout that party where you stole the beer tap
Off some burnout's keg
I really hope that you know

I almost got my ass beat
Have another drink Mark Cruce




He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out
Setting fire to bags of shit outside your Neighbor's house

Overall Meaning

The song "Mr. Chevy Celebrity" by Less Than Jake is all about the antics of a guy named Mark Cruce. The song is mainly about the hilarious memories that the band members have of him, which they recount in detail. The band highlights how much of a troublemaker Mark was as a child and how he continued with his wild behavior even as he aged.


In the first verse, the band members talk about how Mark would always find ways to get them in trouble as kids. They recall how he would convince them to throw rocks through the neighbor's window, despite knowing better. The band members wonder what made him do all these things and consider if alcohol played a role in it as they repeat the words “Have another drink Mark Cruce”. The chorus then goes on to inform the listeners of what kind of person Mark Cruiser is, - a guy that has no regard for anything and will always find a way to cause problems.


The second verse of the song continues with the short-story style of the first verse, with the band members sharing memories from another party where Mark had done some damage. They discuss how Mark stole the beer tap from a burnout's keg and ended up getting them into trouble. The chorus then repeats, with the band saying that Mark is the drunken friend who will pass out on your couch, urinate in your yard, and destroy your property. Overall, the song is a humorous tribute to an old friend whom the band members recall so fondly.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I thought all my friends were sane
I believed all of my friends were sensible.


Then I met this kid in the fourth grade
But in fourth grade, I encountered a child who was not like that.


"Let's go throw rocks through the neighbor's windows"
This child asked me to join him in vandalizing our neighbor's property.


I never wanted to go but he would always make me
I never wanted to participate, but he always pressured me into doing it anyway.


I want to know what you were thinking
I am curious about what went through your mind.


I want to know what you were drinking
I am interested in what you were consuming at the time.


Mark Cruce
The person involved in the incident was Mark Cruce.


Have another drink Mark Cruce
The singer is suggesting that Mark Cruce should have another drink.


He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch
Mark Cruce is the type of individual who drinks so much he passes out on people's furniture.


He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house
Mark Cruce has a tendency to urinate in public areas, specifically front yards.


Through all the years not a whole lot's changed
Over the years, Mark Cruce's behavior has not improved.


How 'bout that party where you stole the beer tap
The artist is bringing up an instance where Mark Cruce stole a beer tap from a party.


Off some burnout's keg
The tap was taken from someone who had been smoking a lot of marijuana.


I really hope that you know
The singer is expressing concern for Mark Cruce's awareness of his actions.


I almost got my ass beat
As a result of Mark's actions, the singer almost faced physical harm.


He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out
Mark Cruce used a bat to destroy a mailbox.


Setting fire to bags of shit outside your Neighbor's house
Mark Cruce lit bags of excrement on fire and left them outside of a neighbor's house as a form of vandalism.




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