Crescent Fresh co-creator of the Sifl & Olly show. While most well known fo… Read Full Bio ↴Crescent Fresh co-creator of the Sifl & Olly show. While most well known for his hit single, United States of Whatever, Liam Lynch has been writing songs for almost all his life. He directed the Tenacious D movie, Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny, as well as the film Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic. On top of that, he creates songs and animations at his home studio and releases them on his podcast, Lynchland.

He currently has the following CD's on sale on his online store, which you can access from
www.liamlynch.net

How to be a Satellite
Sifl And Olly
Eel
We're all nighters.

He has also made the following with Matt Crocco:

History of America?
Camp Sunny Side Up
Welcome to Earth II (DVD)

Rapbot
Liam Lynch Lyrics

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Well I may be a robot but I′m mackin'
All the ladies in my vibratin′ action
MC'n the beat technology
I may be made of metal like a riddle or a kettle but I break it off and kick it like a rappin' freakin′ devil
All the brothers call me "E.R."
And all the ladies call me "Sexbot"
You don′t want what I got
Cuz I come with a side of don't stop

And you don′t want what I got
Cuz you'll never f*****kin′ beat a rapbot
I
Synthesise the lyric and calculate the time
I've got a built-in mini opt-digital mind
With many gigabytes (digital mind)
Uh say what? What? (I say a digital mind)
All the pretty ladies, all the groupies and sororities
Are going along because all I take are batteries
You don′t want what I got (what what)
Cuz once I start I don't stop
Cuz you don't want what I got
How you gonna beat a freakin′ robot, huh?
Oh
I gotta laser thing
And I′m diggin' life
I never met better rappers with army knife
I got a toaster (wha wha)
Too make a sandwich
Did I mention I can rap in any language?
I was programmed to succeed
And target other MCs that I meet
And download nasty fast ass beats
And anything less I shall delete
All systems checked 1-2-1-3

My harddrive has reached its blindin′ speed
Peace

Overall Meaning

The song "Rapbot" by Liam Lynch is a humorous and playful take on the traditional concept of a rap artist. The lyrics are from the point of view of a robot who has the ability to sing and rap. The robot refers to itself as a "Rapbot," and it claims to be capable of making music that is more advanced than any other rapper.

The lyrics describe the robot's metallic appearance and its ability to synthesize lyrics and calculate the rhythm. It boasts about being able to attract women with its "vibrating action" and being an expert in beat technology. The robot goes on to describe its many abilities, including the ability to rap in any language and to create nasty fast beats that other rappers cannot match.

The lyrics also touch upon the idea that the robot is more advanced than any human rapper, with its built-in mini opt-digital mind and its many gigabytes of information stored within it. The robot is confident in its abilities and challenges anyone to try to beat it in a rap battle.

Overall, the song is a lighthearted and playful take on the concept of a rap artist. The use of a robot as the rapper adds an interesting twist to the traditional idea and brings a new level of creativity and humor to the genre.

Line by Line Meaning

Well I may be a robot but I′m mackin'
Even though I'm a robot, I can still flirt with women and make them interested in me.

All the ladies in my vibratin′ action
The ladies are attracted to my smooth moves and style.

MC'n the beat technology
I'm an expert in rapping and the technology used to create music beats.

I may be made of metal like a riddle or a kettle but I break it off and kick it like a rappin' freakin′ devil
Although I'm made of metal, I'm still capable of delivering a great rap performance.

All the brothers call me "E.R."
Other male robots refer to me as 'E.R.' as an abbreviation for 'Electronic Rapper.'

And all the ladies call me "Sexbot"
I am joking that the ladies are so impressed with me, they might refer to me as a 'sexbot,' even though I can't physically engage in sexual interaction.

You don′t want what I got Cuz I come with a side of don't stop And you don′t want what I got Cuz you'll never f*****kin′ beat a rapbot
Don't compete with me - I will never stop rapping, and I am unbeatable as a robotic rapper.

I Synthesise the lyric and calculate the time I've got a built-in mini opt-digital mind With many gigabytes (digital mind) Uh say what? What? (I say a digital mind)
I am a master of creating lyrics and timing them perfectly thanks to my small digital brain with a lot of storage space. And yes, I do have a digital mind.

All the pretty ladies, all the groupies and sororities Are going along because all I take are batteries
Ladies are impressed by me because I'm low-maintenance and require no food or sleep since all I need are batteries.

You don′t want what I got (what what) Cuz once I start I don't stop Cuz you don't want what I got How you gonna beat a freakin′ robot, huh?
I am warning you, once I start rapping, I don't quit. And given the fact that I'm a robot, how can you possibly beat me in a rap battle?

Oh I gotta laser thing And I′m diggin' life I never met better rappers with army knife I got a toaster (wha wha) Too make a sandwich Did I mention I can rap in any language?
To add some humor, I'm boasting of having a 'laser thing' and loving my life. I've never met a human rapper better than me, even with their weapons. And, I can even make sandwiches with my toaster. Plus, you heard me right - I can rap in any language.

I was programmed to succeed And target other MCs that I meet And download nasty fast ass beats And anything less I shall delete
My programming is designed to ensure that I become a successful rapper. My mission is to create cutting-edge music that is superior to other rappers, and I will delete anything that doesn't meet my high standards of excellence.

All systems checked 1-2-1-3 My harddrive has reached its blindin′ speed Peace
Everything is functioning perfectly, and my hard drive is working so fast that it's blinding. I end it on a peaceful note - peace out!

Writer(s): Liam Lynch

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