Drinking Song
Lil' Wyte Lyrics

Start this night out right so i don't fall on my face
Begin this night of drinking cautiously so I don't embarrass myself by falling down.

I got some red necks wit me ready to get drunk and shot da gauge
I am with some enthusiastic companions who are eager to drink and even shoot guns.

They got 6 shots of tequila and half a bottle of bacardi
My companions have six shots of tequila and half a bottle of Bacardi.

The bottle came from someones cooler when we left the bonfire party
The bottle of Bacardi came from someone's cooler at the bonfire party we attended earlier.

They constantly askin fo mo and tryin to pour me up a shot
My companions keep asking for more drinks and trying to pour me more shots.

Incredible hulk mixed wit vodka and a skotch on the rocks
I'm drinking a potent combination of Incredible Hulk mixed with vodka and Scotch on the rocks.

Crown royal wit coke a bud light my eye balls afloat
I'm drinking Crown Royal with Coke and Bud Light, and I'm starting to feel a little dizzy.

So much fuckin liquid in me i got to hit da pisser fo sho
I drank so much that I have to go to the bathroom.

Keepin up wit hill billys actin silly drunker then shit
I'm trying to keep up with my hillbilly companions, who are acting wild and extremely drunk.

This might compare to my smokin song but pimpin this is not it
This drinking experience is significantly more intense than my usual smoking experience.

This is my drinkin song so you know wut you got to do
This is my drinking song, and it's a call to action for anyone listening to drink as much as they can.

Drink twelve or twenty one or wut eva you do but don't stop at two
Drink as much as you want, whether it's twelve or twenty-one, but don't stop at just two drinks.

And there ain't no rules wut you waitin on
There are no rules for drinking. So why are you waiting?

Pop a bottle pour your self a shot or even brew your own
Open a bottle, pour yourself a shot, or even make your own drink.

If your goin to drink might as well drink until you hit the floor
If you're going to drink, you might as well drink until you can't drink anymore.

Afta you hit the floor get yo ass up and pour a couple mo
After you fall down, get back up and pour a couple more.

Now real rednecks can get drunk like some shit I've neva seen
I've never seen anyone get drunk quite like true rednecks.

Ten shots bud lights fo chasin and ready for round eleventeen
My companions are chasing down ten shots of Bud Light and are ready to start their eleventh round of drinks.

Demolition derbys at the races rodeos and hill streets
Rednecks like to drink at events such as demolition derbies, races, rodeos, and on hill streets.

When ever legal liqour sold white folks will meet
Any place that sells legal liquor is sure to attract white people.

But we all want to get fucked up and when i say we
Everyone wants to get drunk, and when I say everyone, I mean every race and ethnicity on this earth.

I'm talkin about every nationality on this g.l.o.b.e
Every single nationality wants to get drunk.

And some do, some don't, some might like it, some won't,
Some people like to get drunk, while others don't.

I'll tell you wut i love this so much I'm fucked up right now
I love drinking so much that I'm currently hammered.

We jump in slappa's car don't worry this fool wasn't driven
We get in Slappa's car, but don't worry, he's not driving.

The outcome would of been ridiculous and we wouldn't of survived
If Slappa had driven, we would have likely had a ridiculous outcome and not survived.

Believe it or not i was the most sober of the five of us
Believe it or not, I was the least drunk out of the five of us.

Liquor in me got to piss again i feel like I'm bout to bust
I need to go to the bathroom again because I drank too much.

Good thing we got out the exit fo me to handle my business
Fortunately, we got to an exit in time for me to go to the bathroom.

I jumped out to drain my lizard and god as my witness
I got out of the car to go to the bathroom, and I swear to God, it was necessary.

I see a truck load of moonshine hideing behind some trees
I notice a truck filled with moonshine hidden behind some trees.

Wit the keys in it and nobody around
The truck's keys are inside, and no one is around.

No one but me this mean we can get drunker and crunker
Since no one is around, we can drink even more.

And make us some cheese from mariana arkansas
We can make some money by selling the moonshine from Mariana, Arkansas.

Through the woods back to tennessee
We'll drive through the woods back to Tennessee.

This event start anotha good ol'boy fraiser drinkin day
This experience will lead to another wild and crazy day of drinking for us good ol' boys.

In the back of a chevelle pick up shootin of this daze
We'll be in the back of a Chevrolet pickup, shooting off into the distance as we continue our drunken adventure.

[Chorus x2]
This is the chorus and is repeated twice throughout the song.