Ratchets
Lil Debbie Lyrics

I got bitches, you got bitches,
I have female companions, and so do you.

Tell them bitches come over
Invite these women to come to my place.

If they ratchet, let’s get ratchet
If these women are promiscuous and wild, let's party recklessly.

Pick ‘em up in that rover
Drive to their location and bring them to the party in my car.

I got ratchets in my living room ’til 6 in the morning
I have promiscuous women in my living room partying all night long.

And when I finish up this weed, man I’m sending them home
When I'm done with smoking marijuana, I'll send these women away.

I got ratchets on my couches, and they rolling up my purp
There are promiscuous women on my couches, and they're rolling up marijuana.

I got ratchets in my kitchen and they pouring up my syrup
There are promiscuous women in my kitchen pouring syrup in their drinks.

They so ratchet kids at home, like when mom come home from work
These women act like unruly children, like when a mother comes home from work.

But moms ain’t got no job, their moms miss some work
These women's mothers don't have jobs and they're missing work themselves.

I seen her at the party, she was at the after-party
I saw one of these women at the party and then later at the after-party.

2 more ratchets with her and they all smell like Bacardi
She was with two more promiscuous women, and they all smelled like Bacardi rum.

Take them hoes to Denny’s, man they all look like they starving
Take these women to Denny's because they look hungry.

They wanna f*ck with ballers, but they lookin’ for a bargain
These women want to have sex with wealthy men, but they're only looking for a cheap thrill.

She probably got her hair done with her rent money
This woman likely spent her rent money on getting her hair done.

Probably got her done with her week money
She likely spent her weekly earnings on getting her hair done as well.

It’s OK honey, I do this for the ratchets
It's alright, I party with promiscuous women for fun.

Lil Debbie, when they see me, they be gettin’ ratchet
These women tend to act wilder when they see me because I am Lil Debbie.

Make her drop it down low at my concert
Make this woman dance sexually at my concert.

She wanna conversate cause I’m wearing converse
This woman wants to talk to me because I'm wearing Converse shoes.

I got ratchets on my line and they won’t leave me alone
I have promiscuous women calling me and they won't stop.

They done smoked up all my weed, I gotta cut me some more
These women have smoked all my marijuana, so I need to get more.

They done sipped up all my sprite, I gotta buy me some bo
These women have drunk all my Sprite, so I need to buy more BO.

But not for these hoes, nope, not for these hoes!
I won't be buying more for these promiscuous women.

I got syrup, I got Sprite, I got weed, I got swishers
I have syrup, Sprite, marijuana, and Swisher Sweets cigars.

I got white Becka, and Ayeisha, man I’m riding with sisters
I have white girl Becka and Ayeisha with me, and we're like sisters riding together.

In a double cup, yup, cause you know I’m a sipper
I'm drinking out of a double cup because I like to sip my drinks.

Better hide your bitch if she a ratchet of Ima get her
You should hide your girlfriend if she's promiscuous, or else I might try to seduce her.

Ima go swooṗ her up, shit I ride copper truck
I'll go pick her up, even if I have to ride in a cheap truck.

You be saving ratchets bro, but do not do the cuss
You're trying to save these promiscuous women, but don't cuss out people who criticize them.

Grab them bitches, tell ‘em come on
Take these women and bring them to the party.