Earth
Lil Dicky Lyrics

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Addressing the Earth and acknowledging oneself as a human being

Well, I could be more specific
Expressing the desire for specificity

Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know
Declaring oneself as a human with good intentions

For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Addressing all the living beings on Earth

We love the Earth, it is our planet
Expressing love for planet Earth

We love the Earth, it is our home
Acknowledging Earth as our dwelling place

Hi, I'm a baboon
Introducing oneself as a baboon, a primate species

I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
Comparing oneself to a human and highlighting a physical attribute

Hey, I'm a zebra
Introducing oneself as a zebra, an African wild horse

No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Expressing how one’s appearance is cool and mysterious

Am I white or black?
Questioning one’s color

I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
Identifying oneself as a baby lion receiving affectionate licks from elders

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
Introducing oneself as a cow, a domesticated bovine

You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
Stating that humans consume cow’s milk from their udders

I'm a fat, fucking pig
Introducing oneself as an obese pig

I'm a common fungus
Identifying oneself as a fungi species

I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
Referencing how skunks release a pungent-smelling spray from their anus

I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
Introducing oneself as a marijuana plant, which can have a psychoactive effect on people

And I'm Kanye West
Introducing oneself as a celebrity and pop culture icon, Kanye West

Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
Making musical sounds

We are the vultures, feed on the dead
Introducing oneself as a vulture species that feeds on dead animals

We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
Introducing oneself as a rhinoceros and noting their sexual desires

I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
Pondering the significance of having a long neck as a giraffe

Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
Introducing oneself as a kangaroo and making bouncing sounds

I hop all day, up and down with you
Describing how kangaroos spend time jumping up and down

I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
Introducing oneself as an elephant with large body parts

What the fuck? I'm a clam!
Expressing surprise at one’s identity as a bivalve mollusk

I'm a wolf. Howl!
Identifying oneself as a wolf and making a howling sound

I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
Introducing oneself as a squirrel, which typically looks for and stores nuts

And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
Identifying oneself as a specific bread of horse and making a laughing sound

But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
Encouraging listeners to behave a certain way

Giddee-up, let's ride
Energetically expressing the desire to move forward

I'm HPV, don't let me in
Identifying oneself as Human papillomavirus, a sexually transmitted disease

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
Introducing oneself as a sleeping koala bear

So what? It's cute
Expressing one’s opinion on a certain trait

We love you, India
Expressing love for the country of India

We love you, Africa
Expressing love for the continent of Africa

We love the Chinese
Expressing love for the people of China

We forgive you, Germany
Offering words of forgiveness to Germany for past actions

Earth, it is our planet (It's so tiny)
Acknowledging Earth as our planet and commenting on its size

We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
Repeating the love and affection for Earth

We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
Affirming the love for the Earth

We love the Earth, it is our home
Reiterating that planet Earth is our home

I'm a man (Hello?)
Introducing oneself as a man and asking for acknowledgment

Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
Asking if there are any listeners.

I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
Stating that one has been walking the Earth for a long time

And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
Expressing a lack of knowledge despite a long journey

I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Expressing a doubt that this world and our existence might be a simulation

Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
Suggesting that people give each other diverse names

And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
Acknowledging the act of wearing clothes and how girls may look beautiful in them

And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
Noting that clothing may cover up genitalia and that humans commonly eat tuna fish

But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
Observing that present-day humans may not know how to behave

All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Commenting on the many problems humans face

Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
Encouraging individuals to be calm and respectful to each other and the world

Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
Noting that the internet has grown immensely over the years

Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
Asking a personal question to the male audience about their sexual experiences

And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
Quoting something that someone else said and noting the difference between male and female orgasms

So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
Asking why humans have been given this land and what they should do with it

Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
Declaring love and affection for Earth

Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
Reiterating love for the Earth

Hey, Russia, we're cool
Reaching out to Russians and expressing mutual understanding

Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Addressing the people of Asia and encouraging cooperation

Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Addressing people from various geography and terrains

Let's come together and live
Encouraging unity and mutual living

Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
Making musical sounds

우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요
Declaring love for the Earth in Korean

Amamos la tierra
Declaring love for the Earth in Spanish

我们爱地球
Declaring love for the Earth in Chinese

(We love you, we love you)
Repeating love for Earth

C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
Acknowledging human diversity

But we're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you)
Stating that we all live on the same planet and repeating love for Earth

Have you ever been to Earth?
Asking a rhetorical question, assuming everyone has been on Earth

Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana (We love you, we love you)
Stating everyone has been to Earth and addressing Ariana Grande

We're not making music for aliens here
Stating that this song is intended for Earth inhabitants and not extraterrestrial beings

Are we gonna die?
Asking a difficult, existential question

You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you)
Acknowledging the possibility of death and repeating love for Earth

I'm not going to lie to you
Expressing honesty

I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think Global Warming's a real thing
Noting the existence of climate change deniers

You know? We gotta save this planet
Noting that our planet needs to be saved

We're being stupid
Acknowledging harmful human behavior

Unless we get our shit together now
Noting the urgency of changing behavior