Lemme Freak
Lil Dicky Lyrics

Drunk, faded
Intoxicated and disoriented

Browned out, looking all shady
Trying to hide one's true intentions while being slightly impaired

Two months since I fucked a lady
It has been a while since engaging in intimate activities with a woman

Young man dick going crazy
Feeling sexually frustrated and eager

Standard Saturday
A typical day of the week for casual activities

I'm about to get a cab and masturbate
Planning to take a taxi and engage in self-pleasure

Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date
Coming across an attractive woman with potential for a romantic connection

"Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway"
Requesting to engage in sexual activity, referring to the woman's intimate area

Thats what I thought not what I said to her
Having inappropriate thoughts but choosing not to express them

Instead I walk up to her like
Approaching her with confidence

"I know you heard of the kid
I'm confident you're aware of my reputation

You heard what I did
You have knowledge of my accomplishments

You heard of my shit
You're familiar with my music and talent

The murderous spit"
My exceptional rap skills and delivery

She's like "Naw
She responds negatively

You're being weird
You're acting strange and off-putting

What are you talking about?"
She doesn't understand the topic of conversation

I'm like "Aw."
Feeling disappointed or disheartened

Pulling out my phone like a boss
Taking out my phone confidently

YouTube bout to get her off
Planning to impress her with a video on YouTube

But as I type the y-o-u
While typing the word "you"

Some porno pop up
An adult content video unexpectedly appears

I'm like
Expressing surprise or confusion

"Hold up, how di-, that's not even me like, I don't jerk off mobily."
Questioning how it happened since I don't engage in mobile self-pleasure

Then her friends coming up and want to know if everything is okay
Her friends approach us to check if everything is alright

I'm like
I respond

"Naw this a rape, can't tell? Give me a break please, get the heck away."
Jokingly referring to the awkward situation as a form of harassment and asking them to leave

I turned to her
Facing her directly

"Let me buy you a drink."
Offering to purchase a beverage for her

She like "Fine."
She reluctantly agrees

Told the man two Patron
Requesting two shots of Patrón tequila

She like "Lime."
She prefers her tequila with lime

Said he tried twice the card got declined
The bartender attempted to charge the card twice but it was unsuccessful

I'm like
I respond

"Are, is this, could it be a machine issue?"
Questioning if there might be a problem with the card reader

He was like "Naw."
He denies the possibility of a technological error

I was like
I responded

"Obviously there's something wrong
Expressing frustration due to the card not working

I got dough like, I'm not broke, I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago."
Asserting that there should be sufficient funds on the card based on recent transactions

He like "Dude, I don't know."
The bartender admits to not having an answer

Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go
Observing that the girl is no longer interested in staying

And I ain't talking bout with me, bro. I mean alone
She wants to leave the situation and be by herself

I got one more chance to prove myself so I'm like-
Feeling the need to make a final attempt to impress her, so I say

"Look, I'm athletic, girl. I've gotten several rec-league MVP's
Highlighting my athletic abilities and accomplishments in local leagues

At my crib I've got some pizza. Plus a little bit of weed
Promising a relaxed and enjoyable environment with food and marijuana

In my room I've got a TV. Plus I recently did sheets
Emphasizing the comfort and cleanliness of my room

Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door like with the crushed ice"
Impressing her with the features of my refrigerator, such as a convenient water dispenser

You know I don't give a damn whatcha playin' right now
Expressing indifference towards the current activity or entertainment

This is me coming at you as a man right now
Addressing her in a mature and serious manner

Lemme freak
Allow me to express myself freely

Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak
I request permission to indulge in my desires

Just lemme freak, please god
I beg you to grant me the opportunity to satisfy my needs

The girl from the first verse
Referring to the woman mentioned earlier

Somehow let me fuck
Surprisingly allowed me to engage in sexual intercourse

Fast forward, seven months
Jumping ahead in time to a later period

We in love
We are in a romantic partnership

Some real serious relationship-type shit
Describing the depth and commitment of the relationship

Despite this I ain't fucked for days
Even though we are together, we haven't been intimate in a while

Tried last night but was pushed away
Attempting to initiate intimacy but being rejected

But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay
I have been behaving appropriately and maintaining good hygiene

Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying
The musician Adele is playing through the Pandora music streaming service while she lies down

On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny
Hopeful that she is in the mood for sexual activity

I go and give her a smooch
I lean in to kiss her affectionately

She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs
She responds to the kiss and I engage in intimate touching

Bad move, she don't like that
My actions were not well received and upset her

Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
She is in a negative state of mind due to her boss treating her poorly

Via email, she wanna write back
She wants to respond to her boss's rude email

I'm like "Right now?"
I express surprise or disbelief at the timing

She like "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?"
She asks for assistance in formulating a response

"Ok, whats the context?"
I request clarification on the situation

Then she like "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me."
She explains the order in which her boss communicates with coworkers

"Who's Jane again?" I said
I ask for a reminder of who Jane is

She like "Wow, you should know that."
She expresses surprise and disappointment in my lack of knowledge

"Ok, I guess I forgot."
I admit to forgetting the details

She like "Dude, that's my other boss."
She informs me that Jane is her second superior

"Ok, true, so shouldn't your first boss go to the other boss before you? Right?"
I question the hierarchy and suggest a different approach to handling the situation

"But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled
She passionately argues that Jane is not directly involved in their work

"Ok, well I just don't understand the dynamic then, I don't work with these people."
I admit my lack of comprehension regarding their work environment

She started crying
She becomes emotional and tears start to fall

"Wait stop, what the fuck is this?"
Expressing confusion and surprise at the sudden emotional outburst

"Naw, you don't ever take my side!"
Accusing me of not supporting her in arguments or disagreements

About an hour later til' I'm on her good side
After some time passes, I manage to resolve the conflict and regain her favor

We in bed, hands on her good thighs
We are lying in bed and interacting intimately

I try to kiss, she like "Good night."
Attempting to initiate another kiss, but she rejects it and wishes me good night

But I'm like-
However, I still insist

"Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie about a bee
I mention my recent choice of entertainment, switching from a serious film to a lighthearted one about bees

I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing, and weed
I inform her of my efforts to reduce flatulence, social media usage, conflicts, and marijuana consumption

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet, and supportive
Recalling my attire during a previous meal with her, highlighting her pleasant and encouraging nature

And during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles!
Mentioning a specific moment while watching a Philadelphia Eagles football game together

Now reward it!"
Requesting recognition and appreciation for the positive changes in my behavior

Fast forward some more, June 16, 2074
Jumping further ahead in time to a distant future date

Old LD looking old as fuck
Referring to himself as Old LD and acknowledging his aging appearance

Still with the same ho, holding up
Remaining in a relationship with the same woman

My life sucks, legs hurt
Feeling dissatisfied with life and experiencing physical pain in the legs

Friends dead, realtors
Alluding to the passing of friends and mentioning real estate agents

My dick looking like it's tinfoil
Describing the aged appearance of his genitals

Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs
Comparing the appearance of her breasts to hard-boiled eggs

On top of that, she insane
Highlighting the fact that she is mentally unstable

Like I don't even think she knows who I am
Expressing doubt regarding her recognition or understanding of his identity

Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days
Their children have left, and they have been stuck in a monotonous routine for an extended period

Maybe months, who knows
Possibly even longer than just days; uncertain about the exact duration

Probably going to die soon
Acknowledging their mortality and the probability of passing away in the near future

Pretty scared I ain't even going to lie to you
Feeling fearful and admitting the fear to someone

Think about it all day, on my last legs
Contemplating their mortality and being in a precarious state of health

But I'm going out with a bang
Determined to make a memorable exit from life

I got pills they invented back in '57
Referring to medication created in 1957

I took five, that's a bit excessive
Admitting to taking a high dosage, potentially exceeding the recommended amount

I look high, take a look at my thighs and good god that's a little erection
Indicating the current effects of the medication, causing both a euphoric state and a noticeable physical response

It'll work though
Confident that the medication will achieve the desired outcome

Now I've gotta find the ho
Feeling the need to locate the woman he is in a relationship with

I'm pretty much blind at this point, I don't know if I mentioned that yet
Due to the medication's side effects, he cannot see well and clarifies it has been mentioned previously

But I am
Emphasizing that he is indeed visually impaired

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is
Navigating his way to the bedroom and finding her there

I'm like
He says

"Look, I don't know if you're aware that you've been throwing out my shoes
Informing her of shoes that have been discarded without his knowledge

What I do know is I'm sick of doing nothing here with you
Expressing dissatisfaction with the current state of their relationship and daily activities

All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon
Jokingly attributing the lack of blood elsewhere in his body to his genital region and making light of his impending demise

Are you even comprehending what I'm saying, please acknowledge that you hear me."
Requesting her attention and confirmation that she is understanding his words