Personality
Lil Dicky Lyrics

We ain't ever been the motherfuckas That could get a hundred-fifty bitches on deck
We aren't the type of guys who have a lot of women always available to date us.

We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort Just to show them that we better, get the broads like that
We are the types of guys who put in a lot of effort to win a girl over in hopes that she will like us more than other guys.

It's how we do it! Hey bitches
This is our approach! What's up ladies?

Uh, I know I can be a little bit much sometimes But really I just do that shit for the fellas, you know
I know that I can be a bit over the top sometimes, but my behavior is really just to impress my guy friends.

I rap for the fellas but like, this is for y'all
My usual raps and songs are for my guy friends, but this one is for the ladies.

I ain't even strong like that So average, I ain't tall like that
I'm not physically strong or tall, just average.

We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it I'm the one that you need and you just don't know it
We want to show women a little respect in hopes that they will see that we are the ones that they need in their lives.

We ain't never been ballers But we getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality
We aren't rich and famous, but we are able to attract women with our personalities.

Honestly I'm like a seven with my hair long Maybe seven and a half facial hair strong
To be honest, I'm about a 7 on a scale of physical attractiveness with long hair, and maybe a 7.5 with facial hair.

But I make these bitches laugh and I care for them I'm the type of motherfucker pulling out the chair for them
But I make women laugh and show them I care by doing things like pulling out chairs for them.

I ain't ever been the G at the bar That get them bitches hella wet just by seeing his arms
I'm not the tough guy at the bar that gets women excited just by showing off his muscles.

You know the boy about the leg work I plant seeds, I'm a mexicano gardener
I'm not the type to show off my big muscles, but I will put in the work to win your heart. Like a gardener, I will plant the seeds of our relationship and work hard to make it grow.

All I'm saying is I ain't playing the game with these bitches, I ain't mean to em
I'm not going to play games with women or treat them poorly.

I prefer to show them everything that I can mean to them
I would rather show women all the positive things I have to offer in a relationship.

Lil Dicky thrive with a friend of a friend And I never hesitate to tell them that I love Rent
I'm the type of guy who is comfortable meeting new people and getting along with friends of friends. Plus, I'm not afraid to share my love of the musical Rent with them.

I am not a stud, I'm a boyfriend (yo) I love love and I cuddle for enjoyment (I do)
I'm not a playboy, but I am a good boyfriend who loves love and enjoys cuddling.

My dick small but i'm telling you it's nothing By the time that we fucking they so emotionally interested They really be cumming
My penis may be small, but that's not important. By the time we have sex, women are more emotionally invested and are able to have better orgasms.

Drinking champagne, oh you trying to dance babe We can hit the floor I'm bout to show you how the man shake
If you're in the mood to dance and drink champagne, let's do it! I'll show you my moves and how to really shake things up.

We can make a handshake Keep you safe and walk you to your damn place Then I got you bouncing on my rubber like a trampoline
We can have our own special handshake and I'll walk you home safely. Afterward, we can have sex and you'll be like a rubber bouncing on a trampoline.

What you doing tomorrow? I'm with it I'mma take you to the zoo and be cordial and witty
What are your plans for tomorrow? I'm down to do something. How about a trip to the zoo where I'll be charming and make you laugh?

I'mma tell you hella stories and be mindful Bet you get a little horny like the infant Rhinos
I'll tell you lots of great stories while being respectful. I bet you'll even get a little turned on, like those randy baby rhinos.

When I get your GChat, that's a wrap hoe Smoke weed, eat the pussy like a snack hoe Baked lays you on top like a rap though Bet you think I'm nice in person I ain't talking rap shows
When I message you on GChat, you'll know I mean business. I like to smoke weed and eat out women like a snack. And when I have sex with you, it will be like laying on top of a stack of potato chips. You might think I'm a nice guy in person, but this isn't just for show.

I ain't gonna pick you up at the club But if I get about an hour with you, bet you in love I'll ask questions
I'm not the type of guy to pick you up at a club, but if I get just an hour with you, I know I can make you fall in love. I'm great at asking deep questions and really getting to know you.

Oh you did your hair? Little Dicky pay attention Oh you getting scared, what's the root of all this tension?
Oh, did you do something different with your hair? Little Dicky notices and pays attention to details. Are you feeling scared or anxious? Let's talk about what's causing those feelings.

You know I'd be a hell of a date and if you torn I will split the entrees that you crave
I would make a great date, and if you're having trouble deciding on what to order, I'll just get both plates and we can split them.

And when you bored I can send you Snapchats for days And make them personally for you like they all will be based Around the inside jokes we develop in time
When you're bored, I'll send you all sorts of fun Snapchats that are tailored just for you. I'll make them based on the inside jokes we create over time in our relationship.

And if you tired won't initiate the sex it's fine I can talk you on the phone when you driving alone
If you're tired and don't want to have sex, that's okay. We can just talk on the phone while you're driving alone.

And make you feel comfortable enough to take me to mom And that bitch gon love it, she gon' tell your ass 'He legit yo hubby', she gone tell your ass need to quit your clubbin'
I'll make you feel so comfortable that you'll want to introduce me to your mom. She'll think I'm great and tell you that I'm husband material. She might even tell you to stop going clubbing so you can spend more time with me.

I can take you out to brunch, call me hollandaise Know exactly what you want every holiday
I'll take you out to brunch and make sure you have everything you need, like hollandaise sauce. And during holidays, I'll know exactly what you want.

I can text you like a motherfucker, wordy and impressive 57 on the ketchup, hit you when you coming through
I'll text you all day long with wordy, impressive messages. And if you need ketchup, I'll have it ready and waiting for you. I'll text you when I'm coming to see you.

Whoo! Lil Dicky Yes sir! T-Pain. We gon' get them hoes some day man I hope so We're going places
Let's go, Lil Dicky! With T-Pain's help, we'll find love someday. I hope so, because we're going places.

Like together? Not on a date but we're going places Oh, okay
Do you mean like in a relationship? Not necessarily, but we're going to find success in life. Oh, I see.

For instance I saw a nice looking young lady That I was attracted to sexually in the grocery part of Target And I wanted to put my penis in her vagina Okay
For example, I saw a pretty woman in the grocery section of Target who I was sexually attracted to. I thought about having sex with her, but of course I didn't actually approach her or say anything inappropriate.