In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders. The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as βfunny,β and βimpressiveβ by his friends.
On 31st July 2015, Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis released PROFESSIONAL RAPPER, featuring Snoop Dogg, Fetty Wap, Rich Homie Quan, T-Pain, Jace of Two-9 & brain.
A non-traditional rapper, Lil Dicky uses a mix of comedy, lyrical ingenuity, and self-deprecation to spew out entertaining and relatable content.
When he was 14, he opened up for the R&B group 112 at his overnight camp. Heβs been rapping ever since.
White Crime
Lil Dicky Lyrics
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Y'know i'm sayin'? yeah
People acting like I ain't a fucking criminal
Like I ain't never doing dirt though
Probably cause the way i'm doing shit is clinical
But i've been putting in some work, breh
I see you looking at me cynical, stop looking at me
We've been doing shit, despicable
But we just keep it on a low, for example
Walk in to the movie with my pants full
Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple
Stealing all the shampoos, from the hotel's pretty bathrooms
Cheating, i've been peekin' in the classroom
Looking like a nice guy, 'til I take your motherfucking wi-fi
And torrent every single song in my library
Then I drive by very fucking high by everybody
While my lady licking my five inch dick
White crime
White crime
Yeah, we 'bout that
Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps, love to shout crap
Love to make their mouth flat
When it come to burd, no, we spout facts
You 'gon learn what i'm 'bout, breh
Doing business at the airport
Ask security, I ain't fraught
Lot of shit up in my jansport
Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three)
My duffle bigger than what can board
My shuffle on during take-off
Will I help in an emergency? yeah, sure
Exit row, fingers straight crossed
Thinking dave's soft
But I know you see me j-walking
Piss in public, no caution
Halloween bucket? take one, fuck you thinkin' dave was
Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho
At the stop sign, never fully stopping though
Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke
Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk
Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing...
White crime
White crime
Yeah, we 'bout that
Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps, love to shout crap
Love to make their mouth flat
When it come to burd, no, we spout facts
You 'gon learn what i'm 'bout, breh
Even though the speeding limit sixty five
I'm doing seventy five without a seat belt on
And i've been texting, driving reckless
I was seventeen when I first tried a guiness on the tennis team
We used to haze a lot of freshmen
Lil dicky put a hoop up in the street
Without obtaining permission
From the city, and every christmas day
I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious
And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping
This little ho, even though we was dating
And if I am taking public transportation
On the quiet train I might have a conversation
Fuck it i'm the man
Puitting trash up in some other people's cans though
At the work fridge, stealing can coke
And up at the holiday party, i'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor
Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not
White crime
White crime
Yeah, we 'bout that
Do a lot of dirt, never doubt that
Lot of rap twerps, love to shout crap
Love to make their mouth flat
When it come to burd, no, we spout facts
You 'gon learn what i'm 'bout, breh
In Lil Dicky's song "White Crime," he starts by calling out other rappers who talk about doing illegal things but never actually follow through. He then flips the script by admitting to various crimes he's committed in a humorous and nonchalant way. The main theme of the song is the idea that just because someone may not look like a stereotypical criminal or be of a certain race, it doesn't mean they haven't broken the law.
Lil Dicky continues to brag about his "white crimes," which include stealing shampoos from hotel bathrooms, peeking into classrooms, stealing music, speeding, and even statutory raping. He does all of this with a matter-of-fact attitude, suggesting that it's not a big deal since he's never been caught.
Overall, the song is a satirical take on the idea of white privilege and how it allows some people to get away with certain actions that could lead to serious consequences for others. Lil Dicky's use of humor in the lyrics is a way to make people think about this issue, while still being entertaining.
Line by Line Meaning
Lot of rappers talking that shit, not enough doing that shit
Many rappers talk about criminal activities but don't actually do them.
People acting like I ain't a fucking criminal
Despite my good behavior, people don't realize that I have committed crimes.
Like I ain't never doing dirt though
People don't believe I've committed crimes in the past.
Probably cause the way i'm doing shit is clinical
I commit crimes in a calculated and professional manner.
But i've been putting in some work, breh
I've committed many crimes.
I see you looking at me cynical, stop looking at me
I know you're judging me, so stop.
I ain't fucking with your smirk ho
I don't appreciate your smug attitude.
We've been doing shit, despicable
I've committed heinous crimes.
But we just keep it on a low, for example
I keep my criminal activities a secret.
Walk in to the movie with my pants full
I smuggle snacks into theaters.
Twix, bag of chips, plus a snapple
I bring a variety of food and drinks with me to the movies.
Stealing all the shampoos, from the hotel's pretty bathrooms
I steal shampoo from hotel bathrooms.
Cheating, i've been peekin' in the classroom
I've cheated on tests by looking at other students' papers.
Looking like a nice guy, 'til I take your motherfucking wi-fi
I act friendly until I steal your Wi-Fi.
And torrent every single song in my library
I illegally download music without paying for it.
Then I drive by very fucking high by everybody
I drive under the influence of drugs.
While my lady licking my five inch dick
During all of this, my partner is performing oral sex on me.
Doing business at the airport
I commit crimes at airports.
Ask security, I ain't fraught
Security knows I'm not up to anything suspicious.
Lot of shit up in my jansport
I carry illegal items in my backpack.
Six ounce of the face wash (the limit three)
I take more than the allowed amount of face wash on airplanes.
My duffle bigger than what can board
My luggage is too large to fit onto the plane.
My shuffle on during take-off
I use electronic devices during take-off, which is against regulations.
Will I help in an emergency? yeah, sure
I am willing to help in an emergency, despite my criminal activities.
Exit row, fingers straight crossed
I cross my fingers for good luck while sitting in the exit row.
Thinking dave's soft
People underestimate me.
But I know you see me j-walking
I jaywalk frequently.
Piss in public, no caution
I urinate in public without being discreet.
Halloween bucket? take one, fuck you thinkin' dave was
I take more than one piece of candy from Halloween candy bowls meant for kids.
Give me all your motherfucking chocolate, ho
I demand chocolate from others.
At the stop sign, never fully stopping though
I roll through stop signs without coming to a complete stop.
Filling water cups up, with a lot of coke
I take free cups meant for water and fill them with soda.
Egging homes, motherfucker, a lot of yolk
I have vandalized homes by throwing eggs at them.
Not alone up in this motherfucker, a lot of folks, been doing...
I am not the only one who participates in these criminal activities.
Even though the speeding limit sixty five
I exceed the speed limit while driving.
I'm doing seventy five without a seat belt on
I speed while also not wearing a seat belt.
And i've been texting, driving reckless
I use my phone while driving and drive recklessly.
I was seventeen when I first tried a guiness on the tennis team
I started drinking at a young age, even participating in underage drinking on my sports team.
We used to haze a lot of freshmen
I participated in hazing activities towards younger students.
Lil dicky put a hoop up in the street
I installed a basketball hoop without permission on a public street.
Without obtaining permission
I participate in illegal activities without seeking proper authorization.
From the city, and every christmas day
Even on holidays, I commit crimes.
I'm going to cinemas with single tickets to single flicks
I sneak into movies, buying a single ticket but watching multiple movies.
But go to additional pictures, sorry, but your boy is malicious
I intentionally deceive the movie theater in order to watch more movies than I paid for.
And back when I was eighteen, statutory raping
I committed a sex crime at a young age.
This little ho, even though we was dating
I committed sexual assault on someone I was in a relationship with.
And if I am taking public transportation
I commit crimes while using public transportation.
On the quiet train I might have a conversation
I ignore rules and have loud conversations on quiet trains.
Fuck it i'm the man
I have an excessive sense of entitlement.
Puitting trash up in some other people's cans though
I put my trash in other people's trash cans without permission.
At the work fridge, stealing can coke
I steal soda from my workplace's fridge.
And up at the holiday party, i'm grinding colleagues on the dance floor
I sexually harass coworkers at work parties.
Dick been rubbing against their assholes, say it's not
I claim that my actions are not sexual harassment, despite them being clearly inappropriate and unwanted.
Lyrics Β© OLE MEDIA MANAGEMENT
Written by: DAVID ANDREW BURD, ROGER GOODMAN
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Sonia pasha
I'm truly late but Lil Dicky π₯.
Lil Dicky be straight slayin' the game, no doubt! AUTHENTIC VIEWS gave him a boost, but his raw talent remains unchanged. He's holdin' it down like a true boss! Drop a thumbs up if you're vibin' with it, fam!
brandon smith
Can't go wrong with lil d
James Redline
LD really is unlike any other rapper we have seen. Absolutely hilarious absurd comedy rap. That absolutely has talent bursting through every seam in it. Mad respect for this guy.
stringX90
Most underrated song in Dicky's repertoire
MiiDNiite
Murderous beat lowkey
ZF
First time I heard this song was in a radio mix. What would i be doing with my life right now if i hadnt heard it that day? Nothing purposeful thats for sure
Sab
The beat is too crazy
fck nzs
It's literally his most popular song
Dillon Terry
So under rated but so dope
Cory P
I've loved this song since I first heard it. The video both met and surpassed my expectations. Nice work!