Save Dat Money
Lil Dicky Feat. Rich Homie Quan & Fetty Wap Lyrics

Trap God, and we servin' up the whole world
I am a skilled rapper, and my music is reaching a global audience.

Rap game got it all wrong
The rap industry is focused on spending money to show off, but that's not my style.

We ain't 'bout to go and spend money just to flex on her
I won't waste money on unnecessary purchases to impress others.

We ain't really got it like ya'll
We don't have as much money as other rappers claim to have.

I'm the type of motherfucker that'll check the check
I carefully examine my expenses to make sure I'm not wasting money.

Do the math, I ain't never gettin' robbed
By doing calculations, I ensure that I'm not overspending or getting ripped off.

Those margaritas not goin' on my card
I won't put expensive drinks like margaritas on my credit card.

I ain't 'bout to split a damn thing for convenience sake
I refuse to share the bill or split costs just for the sake of convenience.

I'm at the restaurant workin' that waitress
Instead of going out to eat, I'm actually the one serving the customers as a waiter.

You ain't heard of lil Dave, or L the Jew biz major
You're not familiar with my rapper persona, Lil Dave, or my real identity as a Jewish business major.

Fuck you know 'bout the world he was raised in?
You don't understand the background and upbringing that shaped my perspectives on money.

I've been saving money since the motherfucker 13
I have been practicing financial frugality since I was a young teenager.

I wear the same pair of jeans everyday
I don't feel the need to constantly buy new clothes and prefer wearing the same jeans every day.

Free sale with just homie, two stamps away
I rely on food assistance programs like free sales and government assistance (food stamps).

Book flight December but I leave in May
I take advantage of cheaper flights by booking them months in advance, even if the trip is in the future.

Drugs are generic but still work the same
I opt for generic drugs that have the same effect as brand-name versions but at a lower cost.

I get login's for Netflix from my cousin Greg
I use my cousin Greg's Netflix account instead of paying for my own subscription.

All of my luggage is Louie V, I swear to God nigga
I sarcastically claim that all my luggage is expensive Louis Vuitton brand, but it's not true.

All of my bitches be scared of me, I put that rod in 'em
I make women fearful of me by boasting about my sexual prowess, but it's just an act.

All them bitches actin' holy, ain't got no God in 'em
Despite appearing righteous, those women are not truly morally upright or religious.

I can teach a lil nigga somethin', preach
I possess wisdom and can educate younger individuals, like preaching from the pulpit.

I can take his ass church fresh as hell, no Easter
I can dress a young boy so impeccably that he appears ready for church, even outside of Easter season.

I can make his ass burp like a baby without no hiccup
I have the ability to surprise and impress someone, like causing a baby to burp effortlessly without hiccuping.

Quan what's this have to do with saving money though?
Quan questions the relevance of my lyrics to the theme of saving money.

You know what, a full verse would have been to expensive anyways
I acknowledge that a longer verse would have cost too much, reflecting the theme of saving money.

I ain't parkin' that unless the meter green homie
I refuse to pay for parking unless the parking meter is displaying a green light, indicating it's free or within my budget.

Hair cut several months in-between homie
I only get a haircut every few months to save money on frequent salon visits.

Hit the motherfuckin' lights when I leave homie
I make sure to turn off the lights to save energy and keep electricity bills low when leaving a room.

Single ply TP ass bleed
I use cheap, thin toilet paper, which can cause discomfort and even bleeding.

Air B&B the mother fucker, least I'm never there
I rent out my home on Airbnb when I'm not occupying it to make extra money, ensuring I'm never actually present.

I'm not in Cali, why the fuck my company in Delaware?
My business is incorporated in Delaware, a tax-friendly state, despite me not residing in California.

Happy hour takin' out the chicken, I don't even care
I take full advantage of discounted happy hour prices to eat out without worrying about the expense.

That applies to both dating and wings
I apply my money-saving mindset to both dating and enjoying chicken wings.

Peep matinees phone bill got the motherfuckin' fam on it
I closely monitor my data and phone usage to avoid exceeding my plan's limits and having to pay for additional family members' expenses.

401k rollin' over bands on it
I prioritize saving money for retirement through my 401k account and accumulate significant wealth over time.

Coppin' sweaters in the summer, went and sail on 'em
I take advantage of low seasonal prices by buying sweaters during the summer when they're on sale.

The fuck you rappers bragging 'bout? You overpaying for it
Rappers who boast about their expensive purchases are actually overspending and wasting money.

I ain't never hit a bar with a cover
I avoid going to bars that require a cover charge to save money on entry fees.

Low thread count, hard with the covers
I don't prioritize purchasing expensive sheets with a high thread count, leading to less comfort while sleeping.

Free trial memberships though
I take advantage of free trial offers for various memberships and services but never commit to paying for them.

I never join the shits though
I avoid signing up for memberships or subscriptions after taking advantage of free trials.

Fuck you think this is though?
I'm insulted by the idea that I would willingly spend excessive amounts of money.

Frequent flying like a motherfuckin' finch though
I regularly fly, but I prioritize finding cheap flights to save money, imitating the migratory nature of a finch.

General Tso, half a dozen on the stick
I choose cheaper menu items like General Tso's chicken and get a moderate portion, saving money by not overindulging.

Just so I can whet the appetite of dick
I indulge in these cheaper menu items to satisfy my hunger, even if it's not the most satisfying or luxurious choice.

My AC never doing nothing, blow fans
I rely on fans instead of using the air conditioning to keep cool and save energy.

Walgreens card shoppin' all the off brands
I use my Walgreens discount card to purchase generic, less expensive versions of products.

Boy go hard when collecting, got Venmo
I am persistent and assertive when collecting money owed to me, using digital payment apps like Venmo.

Save every motherfuckin' roach, tryna smoke
I save every remaining bit of a marijuana joint to reuse and get the most out of it, avoiding wastefulness.

Check the clothes in my drawers, I ain't playin' around
I thoroughly search through my clothes drawers to ensure I'm not overlooking any clothing items, emphasizing my commitment to saving money.

It's LD, lil boy, Mr. Hand-me-down
I embrace my identity as LD, a rapper who is content with wearing hand-me-down clothes instead of constantly buying new outfits.

Dirty drawers gettin' worn, can you blame me now?
I wear dirty underwear because I prioritize saving money over having a constant supply of clean undergarments.

You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me well I fucking don't!
In response to an assumption that I have spare change, I make it clear that I don't carry quarters or any small change with me.

Everyone these niggas tryna play
Many individuals in the music industry are trying to deceive or trick others.

And lately I been stackin' up crazy
Recently, I have been accumulating a large amount of money.

Stayin' up all about the Ben baby
I prioritize making money and staying focused on financial success, referring to the $100 bill featuring Benjamin Franklin.

800k underneath the bed baby
I have saved $800,000 and keep it hidden underneath my bed for safekeeping.

If you at a restaurant and got an iced coffee
Imagine you're at a restaurant and ordered an iced coffee.

And the waiter been refillin' that without a word of caution
The waiter has been continuously refilling your iced coffee without informing you or warning about additional charges.

And you get your fuckin' bill and you can see 'em double chargin'
When you receive the bill, you notice they have charged you twice for the iced coffee.

For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
You inform the waiter that there is an issue with the billing for the iced coffee.

Sing a long like
At this point, the lyrics shift to another song or phrase.

Ohh don't double charge for me for that
Expressing dissatisfaction with being charged twice for the same item.

Don't double charge me, we like
Repeating the request to not charge twice.

Ohh don't double charge for me for that
Continuing to express disapproval of being double charged.

Don't do it to yourself
Advising the establishment to avoid making the mistake of double charging customers.

'Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth
To emphasize the absurdity of double charging, I might question the value of an individual ice cube in the iced coffee.

That's the only differentiate in making this a non free perk
Pointing out that the inclusion of an ice cube is the only thing distinguishing the iced coffee from being a complimentary or free perk.

And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
Warning that I could cause trouble or challenge the establishment more than necessary if they persist with double charging.

So think about it, take a minute let it breathe b
I suggest the establishment take a moment to consider the situation and take a deep breath, implying they should rectify the double charge.

But think about it bro, you saw me get the burger with the bacon on the side
Encouraging the establishment to reflect on the fact that I ordered a burger with an additional side of bacon.

After looking at the price of the side, of just bacon and comparing it
Drawing attention to the cost of the bacon side dish and comparing it to a regular order of bacon.

To what the difference in a cheeseburger verse the bacon cheeseburger was in making my decision
Explaining that the price difference between a regular cheeseburger and a bacon cheeseburger influenced my ordering choice.

I would hate to be the waiter, tryin' to tell me something different
Expressing empathy for the waiter who would have to explain the pricing discrepancy to me.

Imma get on Yelp in a minute and review this piece of shit place like only a Kike know how
Threatening to write a negative Yelp review about the establishment, using derogatory language and racial slurs.

Unless you take the extra coffee off I might get loud
Unless the establishment removes the charge for the extra coffee, I might become angry and vocal.

Unless you, oh, it was just an accident?
Expressing skepticism towards the establishment, questioning if the double charge was truly unintentional.

You didn't even mean that?
Questioning whether the establishment is genuinely apologetic for the double charge.

I'm so embarrassed
End of the song, expressing embarrassment or sarcasm regarding the situation.