Freaky Friday
Lil Dicky feat. Chris Brown Lyrics

I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
I feel amazing, like I have the confidence and charisma of Chris Brown

I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
I'm incredibly cool and talented, just like Chris Brown

There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I have Chris Brown's signature tattoos, which make me feel like a badass

I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I'm so cool now that I can even call up Kanye West on FaceTime

I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
I took the opportunity to tell Kanye how much I admire him

Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
I'm receiving lots of messages from attractive women on social media

Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
I just realized that I'm a parent, which is a bit overwhelming

Ohh, I can sing so well
I discover that I have an amazing singing voice like Chris Brown

Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
I'm contemplating the boundaries and appropriate use of this controversial word

What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
I test the waters by saying the n-word to see how it feels

Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
I'm showing my appreciation for my friends with a word that feels powerful and cool

You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y'all niggas
I use the n-word aggressively to insult people who I think are weak or annoying

'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I continue to assert my newfound authority and coolness by using the n-word repeatedly

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
I've somehow switched bodies with Chris Brown, which feels awesome

Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
This feels like a crazy, surreal experience that is beyond explanation

But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
We have to roll with the situation and make the most of it

I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
I'm still in shock about what's happening

I'm in Chris Brown's body
I'm realizing that I'm now inhabiting Chris Brown's physical form

I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
I'm enjoying the luxury of driving Chris Brown's fancy car, and also noticing that he has a different skin tone than me

(Ring ring) What the fuck?
I'm interrupted by a phone call, which is jarring in this new reality

I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
I'm back in my original body, which feels a lot less exciting

Ugh, what the fuck?
I'm disappointed by the return to my normal self

This shit is real weak
My regular life seems boring and uneventful by comparison

How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
I'm noticing the physical differences between Chris Brown's and my own body

Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
I'm enjoying a sense of anonymity that I don't normally experience

Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
I'm relieved to be free from the constant scrutiny of the media

Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
I'm grateful to not have to deal with the negative attention that comes with my own reputation and race

I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
I'm taking advantage of my newfound freedom to do something low-key and enjoyable

Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
I'm noticing the odd social restrictions and rules associated with my own life

Why his momma calling all the time?
I'm realizing the pressure that comes with being a superstar like Chris Brown

Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
I'm feeling annoyed with the obligations and duties that come with fame

Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
I'm still trying to figure out the specifics of how our body swap works

Hope my daughter's in school
I'm worried about my own responsibilities and the people close to me

Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
I'm imagining the exciting life that Chris Brown must lead and feeling envious

What would I do?
I'm imagining the possibilities of living someone else's life, and wondering about the consequences

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
I'm continuing to explore and experiment with this strange new reality

I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
I'm taking this opportunity to reflect on my own life and identity

I'm balling on the court, oh my God I can dunk
I'm enjoying the physical abilities that come with Lil Dicky's body

Snap a flick of my junk
I'm being a bit vulgar and immature, perhaps due to the novelty of this experience

My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
I'm feeling embarrassed and ashamed by the attention my own body is generating

Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I'm enjoying the perks of being a celebrity and using my newfound confidence to do things I wouldn't normally attempt

I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I'm surprised and pleased to see myself being treated like a VIP

I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
I'm experiencing firsthand the power dynamics of fame and exclusion in the club scene

I don't know who that is
I'm realizing how confusing and disorienting this body swap experience can be

Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
I'm feeling insulted and indignant, as my new ego clashes with the snobbish bouncer

Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
I'm acting out aggressively, and perhaps dangerously, due to the overwhelming emotions of this experience

Walked up to that motherfucker
I'm feeling a sense of power and invincibility in my new body

Wait, think it through for a sec
I'm trying to rein in my impulsiveness and think more logically about my actions

If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
I'm trying to find a peaceful solution and diffuse the situation before it gets worse

But wait, I love myself
I'm realizing that the most important thing is to value and treat myself with respect

That was the key, now we're switching back
I'm discovering the power of self-love and positive thinking, which is allowing me to return to my regular body

And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
I'm feeling the disorienting effects of yet another body swap

It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
I'm quickly realizing that not all bodies are created equal

Why am I yelling?
I'm feeling confused and disoriented by the changes in my surroundings and physical capabilities

Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I'm experiencing yet another body swap, this time into the body of a famous model

I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
I'm feeling curious and excited to explore a new type of physicality and sensation

Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
I'm feeling overwhelmed and amazed by this new aspect of my physicality, and eager to explore it further

I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
I'm feeling confident in my ability to use this experience to gain valuable insights and empathy for women