BABY PLUTO
Lil Uzi Vert Lyrics

I turned to an addict, I bought me a Patek
I now have an addiction to buying luxury watches, so I purchased a Patek Philippe timepiece

I bought her a baby one
I also bought a smaller Patek Philippe watch as a gift for my significant other

Yeah, I bought me a Maybach, it came with two doors
I bought a Maybach car with only two doors

Yeah, that's the Mercedes one (for sure)
This model is part of the Mercedes-Benz luxury car brand

I stay with the baddest, I'm countin' the cabbage While makin' my lady cum (yeah)
I surround myself with attractive women, and I am making lots of money while satisfying my partner sexually

I bought a G-Wagen, that shit was the BRABUS That's why I be racin' em (BRABUS)
I purchased a Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV that was modified by BRABUS, a high-performance tuning company, and I enjoy racing it

Yeah, we bought the four-door, had to get ready for war Yeah, we bought the four-door, had to get ready for war (go get it)
I bought a car with four doors to prepare for any potential conflicts or dangerous situations

I got static in my city, who fuckin' with me? Pull up with this 30 and this chopper hold a fifty Man, I heard that nigga Mickey, that's too risky Man, we spray his car, spray his window, icky, icky
There are people causing trouble in my city, and I am prepared to use my weapons to protect myself. I've heard of a guy named Mickey who is a potential threat, and we will attack his vehicle and break his windows

She keep suckin' on my dick, tryna get a hickey, hickey Girl, I swear that pussy too wet, sticky, sticky I kicked her right out of the front door, I'm picky, picky Yeah, and every time she go to call my phone I'm busy, busy (yeah, yeah, hello, hello? Hello?)
This woman is trying to give me a love bite on my penis, and her genitals are very wet. I have high standards and kicked her out of my house. When she calls me, I am always too busy to respond

I heard it's some niggas that's on my head I heard it's some niggas that want my bread Oh my God Y'all niggas better chill before y'all all be dead (oh my God, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I have heard that there are people plotting against me and aiming to take my money. They should back off before things get violent

Whole lot of, whole lot of hoes, whole lot of, whole lot of meds Yeah, whole lot of, whole lot of clothes, niggas be stealin' my swag (hold up) Whole lot of, whole of emeralds, please tuck your baguettes Yeah, whole lot of, whole lot of red rubies on my neck
I have many women and take lots of drugs. I also own lots of expensive clothes, and people are copying my style. I wear lots of emeralds and rubies, so others should protect their own jewelry

Uzi, it came with a TEC The brick, it came with a vet I can teach you how to flex (yes) The Draco, it came with a vest The condo, it came with a pit My new bitch, she came with some neck (yeah)
I have a TEC (gun) that is named after me, and when I bought some drugs, it came with a veterinarian to take care of the animals used to transport it. I can teach other people how to show off their possessions. I also have a gun (Draco) that came with a protective vest and a pitbull in my new home. Additionally, my new partner performed oral sex on me

Man, these boys ain't believe me Until I pulled up and my neck was on squeegee (whoa) They thought I believed in the devil like ouija A real rockstar, Chrome Heart on my beanie (yeah) I swear these boys cannot see me That's why I be livin' my life like I'm Stevie
Some people doubted my success and wealth until they saw my diamond necklace reflecting light. They also believed I had supernatural powers (like a Ouija board). I am a genuine rockstar who wears a Chrome Hearts beanie. Others cannot comprehend my level of fame, which is why I live my life to the fullest

Wake up, Versace my bitch I got on that Tisci, I eat fettuccine While makin' my lady cum (stay with the baddest) That's why I be racin' em (I bought a G-Wagen) Yeah, we bought the four-door, had to get ready for war (yeah)
I wake up and dress my partner in Versace clothing. I also wear clothing designed by Tisci and enjoy eating fettuccine while making my partner orgasm. This is why I surround myself with attractive women. I race cars, such as my Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV, so I must be prepared for danger

I ain't fuck a bitch in so long, I'll do it in the Honda Accord (no cap) I had to count my money on the ironing board Fuck behind the stores You know that I gotta keep it real, fuck behind the stores (sure) You know that I gotta keep it real, fuck behind the stores Yeah, count up a half a mil', I'm behind the store Yeah, she gone off that molly like she ain't ever take a pill before You actin' too tough like your homie ain't never get killed before
It has been a while since I last had sex, so I am willing to engage in it even in a less luxurious car like my Honda Accord. I once had to count my money on the ironing board. I enjoy having sex behind stores because it feels authentic. I earned a lot of money and kept it safe behind stores. Additionally, a woman I was with was high on drugs and acting recklessly, while someone who is pretending to be tough could still experience loss

What the Yo, what the fuck was that?
This line is an exclamation indicating amazement or surprise at a sudden occurrence