A Milli
Lil Wayne/hardb0dy@MIXFIEND Lyrics

A milli
I have so much money that I can afford to say that one million dollars is a small amount

A millionaire
I have at least one million dollars

I'm a young money millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair
I am a millionaire thanks to my record label Young Money, and I am as resilient as tough Nigerian hair

My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair
My level of success compared to your career is simply unfair

I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed
I am like a contagious disease, spreading like a woman's menstrual blood

Threw the pencil and leak the sheet of the tablet in my mind
I come up with lyrics in my mind and don't even need to write them down

Cause I don't write shit cuz I ain't got time
I don't write down my lyrics because I am too busy making money

Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the all mighty dollar
All of my time is spent making money

And the all mighty power of dat chit cha cha chopper
I have power and influence thanks to my chopper motorcycle

Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father mothafucker a copper
I don't care if you are a family member or a law enforcement officer, I am untouchable

Got da Maserati dancin' on the bridge pussy poppin'
I am driving a Maserati and enjoying the attention of women

Tell the coppers, ha ha ha ha you can't catch 'em, you can't stop 'em
I am mocking law enforcement because they can't catch me

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you prop 'em
I follow the principles of street gangs - if you can't defeat them, you align with them

You cant man 'em then you mop 'em
If you can't control someone, then you eliminate them

You cant stand 'em then you drop 'em
If someone bothers you, then you get rid of them

You drop 'em cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher
We eliminate our enemies quickly and easily, like popping popcorn

Motherfucker I'm ill
I am very talented and successful

A million here, a million there
I have millions of dollars

Sicilian bitch with long hair, with coke in her derriere
I know a Sicilian woman with long hair who stores cocaine in her rear end

Like smoke in the thinnest air
The cocaine disappears quickly, like smoke in the air

I open the Lamborghini
I am driving a Lamborghini

Hopin' them crackers see me like, "Look at that bastard Weezy"
I hope white people see me and recognize me as a successful and powerful figure

"He's a beast he's a dog, he's a motherfuckin' problem"
People view me as a dangerous and intimidating individual

Okay you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?
Even if you are a tough guy, you are powerless compared to me

Nothin', nothin', you ain't scarin' nothin'
You are not intimidating anyone

On some faggot bullshit
You are acting like a homosexual

Call him Dennis Rodman
You are like the eccentric former basketball player Dennis Rodman

Call me what you want bitch
You can call me any name you like

Call me on my Sidekick
You can contact me on my Sidekick cell phone

Never answer when it's private
I don't answer calls from private numbers

Damn I hate a shy bitch
I dislike women who are shy and timid

Don't you hate a shy bitch?
Don't you also dislike shy women?

Yeah I ate a shy bitch
I slept with a shy woman

She ain't shy no more, she changed her name to my bitch
The woman I slept with is now my girlfriend

Yeah nigga, that's my bitch
I am proud to call this woman my girlfriend

So when she ask for the money when you through don't be surprised, bitch
If my girlfriend asks you for money, don't be surprised

It ain't trickin' if you got it
It's not deceiving anyone if you have the money to spend

But you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit
You are like a woman with no butt, you are worthless

Motherfucker I'm ill, not sick
I am talented and successful, not unwell

And I'm o.k., but my watch sick
I am doing fine, but my watch is impressive

Yeah my drop sick
My car is amazing

Yeah my glock sick
My gun is impressive

Am I not thick?
Am I not impressive?

I'm it
I am the best

See, they say I'm rappin' like B.I.G., Jay, and Tupac
People compare me to other famous rappers like Notorious B.I.G., Jay-Z, and Tupac

Andre 3000, where is Erykah Badu at?
I am questioning the whereabouts of musician Erykah Badu and her ex-boyfriend André 3000

Who that? Who that said they gon' beat Lil' Wayne
Whoever said they could defeat me, they were wrong

My name ain't Bic, but I keep that flame
My name is not Bic, but I always have a lighter in case I need to smoke

Now who that wanna do that, boy you knew that chew that swallow
Who wants to act tough? You know you can't back it up

And I be the shit, now you got loose bowels
I am superior and make others feel inferior

I don't owe you like two vowels
I don't owe you anything

But I would like for you to pay me by the hour
I would like to be paid for my time and talent

And I'd rather be pushin' flowers
I'd rather be dead

Than to be in the pen sharin' showers
I'd rather be dead than in prison, sharing a shower with other inmates

Tony told us this world was ours
An unidentified person named Tony convinced me that I could achieve anything

And the Bible told us every girl was sour
The Bible says that all women are evil

Don't play in her garden, and don't smell her flower
Don't mess with a woman's emotions or her body

Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawnmower
You can call me Mr. Carter, or if you prefer, Mr. Lawnmower

Boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowery
I have many women like Mike Lowery, a character from the movie Bad Boys

Even Gwen Stefani say she couldn't doubt me
Even the famous singer Gwen Stefani believes in me

Motherfucker I say like face shit without me
I am so important that people can't function without me

Chrome lips pokin' out, the coupe look like it's poutin'
The chrome on my car stands out, and it looks like my car is pouting

I do what I do and you do what you can do about it
I will continue to do what I do, and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Bitch, I will turn a crack rock into a mountain
I am so talented that I can make something small into something huge

Dare me
Challenge me and see what I can do

Don't you compare me cause there ain't nobody near me
Don't compare me to anyone else, because I am in a league of my own

They don't see me, but they hear me
People may not see me, but they can definitely hear me and my music

They don't feel me, but they fear me
People may not understand me, but they are afraid of me and my power

I'm illie, C-3 3-P
I am talented and impressive, like the robot C-3PO from Star Wars