A Milli
Lil Wayne Lyrics

A millionaire, I'm a Young Money millionaire
I have a million dollars, and I represent the Young Money group that I am a part of

Tougher than Nigerian hair
I am strong and resilient, just like the hair of Nigerian people

My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair
When it comes to success and achievements, my standards are so high that they cannot be compared to anyone else's career

I'm a venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
I am a contagious disease like an STD and unstoppable like a menstrual cycle

Through the pencil, and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind
I express my thoughts and ideas through writing, and my mind is like a tablet where I constantly jot down notes

'Cause I don't write shit, 'cause I ain't got time
I don't have the time to write everything down because I'm too busy chasing money and success

'Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar
My time is all spent on earning money, which is the most important thing to me

And the almighty power of that ch-ch-ch-ch-chopper
I have the power of a gun (chopper) that I can use to defend myself or attack others

Sister, brother, son, daughter, father, motherfuck a copper
I don't care about the police, whether they are related to me or not

Got the Maserati dancin' on the bridge, pussy poppin'
I'm driving my Maserati on the bridge, and there are women dancing and having fun in the car

Tell the coppers, "Ha-ha-ha-ha"
I'm laughing at the police and daring them to catch me

You can't catch him, you can't stop him
The police are unable to apprehend me or prevent me from doing what I want

I go by them goon rules
I follow the rules of the street, where violence may be necessary

If you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
If you can't win a fight against someone, then use a gun to shoot them

You can't man 'em then you mop 'em
If you can't handle someone, then take them out or get rid of them altogether

You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher (ooh)
We shoot people because it's what we do, just like Orville Redenbacher pops popcorn

Motherfucker, I'm ill
I'm amazing and talented

A million here, a million there
I have millions of dollars, and it's constantly growing

Sicilian bitch with long hair with coke in her derriere
I have a girlfriend who is of Italian heritage, with long hair and who carries drugs inside her body

Like smoke in the thinnest air
She is elusive and can disappear like smoke

I open the Lamborghini, hopin' them crackers see me
I'm driving my Lamborghini, hoping that white people (crackers) see me and recognize my success

Like, look at that bastard Weezy
They will see me and call me by my nickname, Weezy

He's a beast, he's a dog, he's the motherfuckin' problem
I am intimidating, powerful, and a challenge to anyone who tries to stop me

Okay, you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?
You might be violent and ruthless, but compared to me, you are insignificant and powerless

Nothin', nothin', you ain't scarin' nothin'
No matter what you do, you can't scare me or make me back down

On some faggot bullshit, call 'em Dennis Rodman
You are acting ridiculous and foolish, like Dennis Rodman

Call me what you want, bitch
I don't care what you call me, as long as you don't disrespect me

Call me on my Sidekick
Contact me on my Sidekick phone

Never answer when it's private
I won't answer calls if they are listed as private or unknown numbers

Damn, I hate a shy bitch
I dislike girls who are shy or timid

Don't you hate a shy bitch?
Don't you also dislike shy and timid girls?

Yeah, I ate a shy bitch
I had sex with a shy girl and brought her out of her shell

She ain't shy no more
She's not shy anymore after spending time with me

She changed her name to My Bitch
She's now my girlfriend or lover, and I call her My Bitch as a term of endearment

Yeah, nigga, that's my bitch
That's my girlfriend or lover, and I am proud of her

So when she ask for the money when you through
If she asks for money when you're done with her...

Don't be surprised, bitch
Don't be shocked or upset, because this is who I am

And it ain't trickin' if you got it
Spending money on girls is not a waste as long as you have lots of money to spare

But you like a bitch with no ass, you ain't got shit
You are worthless and have nothing to offer, just like a girl with no butt

Motherfucker, I'm ill not sick
I'm amazingly talented and successful, and there's a difference between being ill (great) and sick (unwell)

And I'm okay, but my watch sick
I'm doing fine, but my watch stands out and is amazing

Yeah, my drop sick
My car is amazing

Yeah, my Glock sick
My gun is amazing

And my knot thick, I'm it
I have a lot of money and power, and everyone wants to be like me

See, they say I'm rappin' like B.I.G., Jay, and 2Pac
People compare my rapping style to some of the greatest rappers of all time

André 3000, where is Erykah Badu at? Who that?
People compare me to André 3000, and I'm wondering where Erykah Badu (his ex-partner) is at in her career

Who that said they gon' beat Lil Wayne?
Who thinks they can top or defeat me?

My name ain't Bic, but I keep that flame, man
I'm not promoting Bic pens, but like a pen, my rhymes are hot and on fire

Who that one that do that, boy?
Who is that talented and amazing artist?

You knew that, true that, swallow
You know it's true, so just accept it

And I be the shit, now you got loose bowels
I am the best, and now you feel nervous and weak

I don't owe you like two vowels
I don't owe you anything, not even two vowels in a word

But I would like for you to pay me by the hour
I am requesting payment in exchange for my time and talents

And I'd rather be pushin' flowers
I'd rather be dead or attending a funeral as a guest

Than to be in the pen sharin' showers
I would rather die than go to prison and share a shower with other inmates

Tony told us this world was ours
I was informed by Tony (someone influential) that the world belongs to me

And the Bible told us every girl was sour
The Bible says that every girl is untrustworthy or deceitful

Don't play in her garden and don't smell her flower
Don't pursue a girl too much or spend too much time with her

Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower
You can address me with respect by calling me either Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower

Boy, I got so many bitches, like I'm Mike Lowrey
I have so many girlfriends or lovers, that it's comparable to Mike Lowrey (a character in a movie who is very successful with women)

Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn't doubt me
Gwen Stefani (a famous musician) knows how amazing I am and can't deny it

Motherfucker, I say, life ain't shit without me
I am so important and amazing that life is meaningless without me

Chrome lips pokin' out the coupe, look like it's poutin'
My car has shiny rims that stand out and look like they're pouting

I do what I do and you do what you can do about it
I will continue to be successful and do what I want, and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Bitch, I can turn a crack rock into a mountain, dare me
I am so powerful and talented that I can turn something small and insignificant into something huge and amazing, just dare me

Don't you compare me
Don't try to compare me to anyone else, because I am unique

'Cause there ain't nobody near me
There's no one else who can compare to me or be close to me

They don't see me but they hear me
People can't see me (as in my true self), but they can hear my music and see my success

They don't feel me, but they fear me
People don't understand me, but they are afraid of me because of my power and success

I'm illy, C3, 3 Peat
I am amazing and talented, and I can go for a three-peat (winning three times in a row)