Rich As Fuck
Lil Wayne Lyrics

Uh, AK on my nightstand, right next to that Bible
I keep a gun next to my holy book for protection

But I swear with these 50 shots, I'll shoot it out with 5-0
I won't hesitate to use my gun against the police if necessary

Pockets gettin' too fat, no Weight Watchers, no lipo
My pockets are growing with money and don't need any assistance from diet or surgery

Money talks, bullshit walks on a motherfucking tightrope
Money commands attention while everything else is insignificant

And I make that pussy tapout, I knock that pussy out cold
I am skilled in sexual activities and can make women orgasm or unconscious

Nigga you get beat the crap out
You will suffer physical harm

But that's just how the dice roll
That's just how things happen, out of my control

These hoes want that hose pipe, so I give all these hoes pipe
Women desire sexual intercourse with me, so I oblige them

She get on that dick and stay on all night like porch lights
Women engage in sexual activity with me all night long, similar to porch lights that stay on all night

Let's do it, fuck talkin', we out here, we ballin'
Let's take action and enjoy life to the fullest without wasting time talking

And I'm spraying at these rusty niggas like WD-40
I am eliminating my competition

We fucked up, we Truk'd up, no if, ands, or butt-fucks
We are inebriated and high, living without inhibitions or regrets

Bitch niggas go behind yo back like nunchucks
Betrayal comes unexpectedly and from those you least expect

And that's fucked up
That's terrible and unfair

But my hoes down, my cups up, my niggas down for whatever
My female companions are loyal, my drinks are full and my male companions are adventurous

These bitches think they're too fly
These women believe they are too good for me

Well tell 'em hoes I pluck feathers
I will humble them and bring them down to my level

I'm Tunechi, Young Tunechi, I wear Trukfit, fuck Gucci
My name is Tunechi and I wear my own fashion brand, Trukfit, instead of Gucci

She's blowing kisses at me with her pussy lips, smooches
A woman is showing me affection in a sexual manner

And that's 2 Chainz
The previous lines were spoken by 2 Chainz

Look at you, now look at us
Comparison between others and myself and my associates

All my niggas look rich as fuck
My associates appear wealthy and successful

All my niggas live rich as fuck
My associates live in abundance and luxury

Never talk to the cops, I don't speak Pig Latin
I never communicate with law enforcement and don't use code language

I turnt a penny to a motherfuckin' Janet Jackson
I turned a small amount of money into a large sum, similar to Janet Jackson's wealth

Tell the bitches that be hatin' I ain't got no worries
Those who hate on me should know that I am not affected by their negativity

I just wanna hit and run like I ain't got insurance
I want to engage in sexual activity with no strings attached, similar to a hit and run accident

Ho, what's yo name? What's yo sign? Zodiac Killer
Asking for a woman's name and astrological sign in a flirtatious manner

All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter
Even those who are small and insignificant must face consequences

Yeah, murder, 187
Talking about murder and a specific section of the penal code for homicide

I be killing them bitches, I hope all dogs go to heaven
I am sexually satisfying women and hope they go to a better place after death

And I got Xanax, Percocet, promethazine with codeine
I possess various drugs for recreational use or to sell

Call me Mr. Sandman, I'm sellin' all these hoes dreams
I am manipulating and deceiving women into thinking I can fulfill their fantasies

Got a white girl with big titties, flat-ass TV screen
I have a Caucasian woman with large breasts and a flat-screen television

I keep a bad bitch, call me the B.B. King
I have a woman who is attractive and loyal, similar to legendary blues musician B.B. King

And you know I got that mouth out her
I have made a woman orgasm through oral sex

Then put that bitch out like a house fire
After engaging in sexual activity, I am done with the woman and want nothing further

I'm killing these hoes like Michael Myers
I am destroying women sexually, similar to the horror movie villain Michael Myers

I eat that cat just like a lion
I perform cunnilingus on women aggressively and passionately

And I can't trust none of these niggas
I cannot rely on any of my male associates

Can't trust none of these hoes
I cannot trust any women in my life

And I see your girl when I want, I got that ho TiVo'd
I can have access to your girlfriend or any other woman, as if I had it recorded on a TiVo device

Got a red-ass bitch with a red-ass pussy
I have a woman with red hair and a sexually-aroused vagina

Nigga try me, that's a dead-ass pussy
If someone confronts me or touches my woman, there will be consequences such as death

Since y'all motherfuckers so blind to the fact
Since others refuse to acknowledge the truth

To tell you the truth, I don't care who's lookin'
I am being honest, I don't care if anyone is watching or judging me

All I know is I love my bitch
All I care about is my woman and my relationship with her

And pussy feel just like heaven on earth
Vaginas feel amazing and transcendent

Six feet deep, dick shovelin' the dirt, R.I.P. Rest In Pussy
After I die, I hope to be buried with my penis buried inside a woman's vagina

Light that shit, then pass that shit, we gon' get so smoked out
Let's smoke marijuana and get extremely high

And then I went got locked up, every night I dreamt I broke out
I was incarcerated and dreamt of escaping my confinement

One time for them pussy niggas, that's that shit I don't like
I respect those who are strong and masculine, and dislike those who are weak

We eatin' over here nigga, fuck around and have a food fight
We are enjoying ourselves and our abundance, and may engage in a playful food fight

And your nigga a ho
Your male associate is unfaithful or promiscuous