Lollipop
Lil Wayne Static Major & Kanye West Lyrics

Uh-huh... No homo (Young Mula, baby...)
I'm not gay, just stating that this song comes from my group, Young Money.

I say he so sweet, make her wanna lick the rapper...
I am so charming that she's got the desire to perform oral sex on me.

Remix, baby!
This version of the song is a remix.

Lollipop, lollipop
This song is called 'Lollipop.'

Breasts is just like Dolly Pard-on
Her boobs are huge, like those of country singer Dolly Parton.

She ride my spaceship 'til she hit the top
We have sex together until she reaches the climax.

That hit the spot, 'til she ask
It felt great, but then she asks...

"How many li-i-li-i-licks do it take 'til she get to shop?"
She is asking how many licks it takes for her to make me cum.

Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze
Don't question why I have so much bling.

Tell her, "Girl, like Doritos, that's (na-cho cheese)"
I tell her that my bling is like Doritos, cheesy and fake.

Tell her friends, "Like Fritos, I'm tryin to (Lay)
I tell her friends that I want to have additional sexual partners.

I cain't (only have one) and I ain't tryin to wait"
I can't limit myself to just one person, I'm not trying to wait for more sexual adventures.

This a song with Wayne, say you know it's gon' melt
This song features Lil Wayne and you know it's going to be great.

Butchu ain't finna murder me like everybody else
Don't expect it to be the same as other songs featuring Lil Wayne that become hits.

I'ma rap like I got some type of respect for myself
I will rap in a way that shows some respect for myself.

I don't do it for my health, man I do it for the belt
I'm not doing this for my health, but for a title or prize (a championship belt), like in wrestling.

Man, I do it to the death, 'til the roof get melt
I will do it until I die, and until the temperature is so high that the car roof melts.

Hunnid degrees, drop the roof, so the Coupe don't melt
It's 100 degrees out, but we keep the car roof open so it does not melt.

Man, the flow so cold, chicken soup won't help
My rapping is so great that it sends chills down your spine.

We need fo' mo' hoes, we need ohh-ohh-OH-OHHH!!
We need more girls, and the group chants 'ohh-ohh-OH-OHHH!!' to show excitement.

You know what it is when we're outta town
You know what kind of fun we have when we travel away from home.

We ball in two seats, and you out of booooounds
We have so much fun in the backseat of our car that you can't handle it.

So come here baby guuurrrrl
Come here, girl.

You now fuckin wit the best in the woooooooooooooooooorld...
You're now having sex with the best in the world.

Lollipop-pop...
Repeating the chorus of the song.

The best in the woooo-oooOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD...
Continuing to brag about being the best.

(Sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop.)
Repeating the chorus again, which is that she licks him like a lollipop.

(She-she lick me like a lollipop.)
Continuing to repeat the chorus.

Woooorld... woooorld...
Continuing to repeat the chorus in the background.

Shawty want a thug, thug, thug...
This woman enjoys the rough and tough type of man.

Bottles in the club, club club...
There are bottles present at the club/party scene.

Shawty wanna hump, you know I like to touch
This girl wants to have sex, and I really like touching her.

Your lovely lady lumps, lumps, lumps...
Referring to the girl's breasts and butt, their shape or size, and how lovely they are.

Shawty say she wanna lick the rapper.
The girl says she wants to perform oral sex on the rapper.

And she gonna lick the rapper
She indeed is going to carry out her desire of performing oral sex.

And I just wanna act like a porno-flicking actor
I want to perform like a pornographic film actor.

I (Anita Bake) her, now she caught up in that (Rapture)
Anita Baker is being used as a euphemism; I had sex with her and now she is caught up in the feelings of having sex with me.

I got so much chips, I swear they call me Hewlett Packard
I have so much money that you would think I am a walking computer manufacturer.

I got so much chips, you can have a bag if you're a snacker
I have so much money, I am willing to share some through a snack analogy.

Greedy mutha-fudge cakes, now tell me how dat fudge taste
Talking to people who are greedy, asking them how it feels to be so selfish.

I do it for Bloods' sake, suu-woo think it's voodoo
I perform for the Bloods gang's sake, and some people believe it is dark magic.

How that roof do di-di-dissipate, your girl wants to participate
The car roof disappeared, and now your girlfriend wants to join in on the fun.

She so-so-sophisticate, 'cause her brain is off the chain
She is sophisticated in her behavior because her intelligence is amazing.

And then my diamonds are in the choir, because they sang from off my chain
My diamonds are so bright and shiny that they look like they are singing in a choir from atop my jewelry chain.

And my Nina just joined the gang, because, all (she) do is (bang)!
My gun, named Nina, is now part of my gang because she fires a lot of shots.

Like Ricky Martin; Wayne and Kanye - pick your poison
Like when people used to need to select a song off a record, in this case, choose whether you would prefer Lil Wayne, Kanye West, or Ricky Martin as your favorite.

If that woman wanna cut, then tell her I am Mr. Ointment
If a woman wants to have sex, she can come to me and I will 'treat' her like medicine (sexual pleasure).

Tell her to make an appointment with Mr. I-can't-make-an-appointment
Tell her to come on whenever she desires because I'm always available for sex.

Take my lollipop and enjoy it - remix!
This new version of the song is excellent, like a tasty lollipop.

Why would she? She probably be the odd cookie
Why would she want me? She's likely to be dissimilar from me in some way.

In the plastic bag 'bout to get crushed by a building
She is like the only one in a crowded public space who doesn't fit in; she's about to get crushed by the architecture (buildings).

I flushed out the feeling of, me bein the shit
I am no longer acting like I am such a big deal.

'cause I was leavin skid marks on, ev'rywhere I sit
I used to think of myself as a superstar, but in reality, I was being sexually active with many different people.

I am everywhere, I'm it like, Hide-n-Go
I feel like I am all-powerful and can do anything, like when someone is 'it' in Hide-and-Seek and can find anyone hiding.

And I can go anywhere, innie, minnie, miney, mo
I can pick any partner for sex by literally selecting one, like in the counting-out game 'eenie, meenie, miney, mo.'

'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text
You don't want to undergo the stress of receiving a message declaring that someone got late on their period after having sex with me.

So wrap it up
Don't forget to use a condom or another form of protection during sexual intercourse.

Bu-bu-but, he's so sweet sh-she wanna lick the rapper
She just finds me irresistible for some reason and wants to perform oral sex on me.

Lick me like a lollipop...(lollipop...)
Repeating the chorus of the song again.

(echoes)
The voices are repeated as echoes to give the song more auditory appeal.

Woooorld... woooorld...
Closing the song by repeating the chorus again one last time.