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Lil Wayne ft. Akon Lyrics

Young Weezy F. Baby, hottest nigga on the block
Lil Wayne is the best rapper on the block.

used to wheelie bicycles, now i wheelie motorbikes
Lil Wayne used to ride bicycles, now he rides motorbikes and pops wheelies.

Pop a front wheel off
Lil Wayne pops a wheelie on his motorbike.

Chill up in the pillow with yo girl, he got her heels up
Lil Wayne is chilling with a girl in bed, who has her heels up.

She tryna get my ceilings
The girl is trying to elevate Lil Wayne's status.

Chill when she feel, some say I'm one of them realest niggas
Lil Wayne keeps it cool when the girl is around and people consider him to be one of the most genuine people.

Them realest nigga, the illest nigga
Lil Wayne is the realest and the best rapper.

She heal this nigga, we chill this nigga
The girl makes Lil Wayne feel good and they have a good time together.

We drinkin' not sippin', and we thinking bout dippin' in the Jacuzzi skinny
They are drinking and planning to skinny dip in a Jacuzzi.

She get me she must repeat the procedure
The girl has to keep making Lil Wayne feel good.

Till she get me, got me good, so good till I oh
The girl is doing a good job of making Lil Wayne feel good.

Once she got me she gotta get Mack Maine
Once the girl has Lil Wayne, she has to get with Mack Maine as well.

Cause mami he just like me, my nigga from Holly Grove
Mack Maine is similar to Lil Wayne and is from the same place as him.

Go inside your clothes like legs inside of pants
Lil Wayne is getting intimate with the girl.

And speaking of breads, my shit came straight outta France
Lil Wayne's money is very valuable like French bread.

I am would like to dance,
Lil Wayne wants to dance.

I can, I really can
Lil Wayne is a good dancer.

I am, I'm really not
Lil Wayne is pretending to be something he's not.

I'm Wayne, I'm really hot
Lil Wayne is a really good rapper.

Tha pain, tha? Yea
Lil Wayne is referring to his nickname 'Tha Carter' and asking if the listener understands him.

I'm in the game going hard, tryna get the rim
Lil Wayne is working hard and trying to succeed in the music industry.

And if I got her, I'm a take one for the team
If Lil Wayne gets a girl, he will share her with his friends.

And if u fog it up, and dodge yourself off nigga
If you mess up or embarrass yourself, it's your own fault.

Go ahead be a playa, walk it off nigga
You can act like a player and walk away from your mistakes.

Tip-toe on the sideline, get low when I see the referee
Lil Wayne is trying to be sneaky and avoid getting caught by authority figures.

Like T.O, the eagles in my sock, I hide mine,
Lil Wayne hides his money and valuables like football player Terrell Owens who hid a Sharpie pen in his sock during a game.

I got my game unlock, I can find mine
Lil Wayne is confident in his skills and can find his own way to success.

Shit niggas up like a combine
Lil Wayne beats the competition effortlessly.

Now I'm outside of the physicals like? do
Lil Wayne is beyond the normal physical realm.

I got steroids to heroine
Lil Wayne has access to drugs that enhance his performance.

He got me bonding with Barry who, say I'm in psycho
A friend named Barry has introduced Lil Wayne to someone and thinks he is crazy.

Mami say me local, go crazy like winkle
The girl thinks Lil Wayne is crazy.

Texas, like David caress
Lil Wayne is referencing a popular Texas football player named David Carr.

I'm waving a tech yea
Lil Wayne is waving a gun.

Me, myself, I go to war with A-T-F yea
Lil Wayne is willing to confront the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agency.

Be myself, ain't gotta be nobody else yea
Lil Wayne is happy being himself and doesn't need to be anyone else.

Last one left, I Cash Money of the shelf yea
Lil Wayne is the last one standing from his Cash Money record label.

Damn, real got me so after gone
Lil Wayne is feeling emotional.

Coming for the bank, so who's the mothafuckin' chancellor
Lil Wayne is coming for the money, making him the leader.

Modafuckin' holdin' on a niggas
Lil Wayne is holding onto his money and success.

Standin' at the front door like,
Lil Wayne is trying to come into a party or event.

Do do do do, let me in!
Lil Wayne is asking to be allowed entry.

Do do do do, let me in!
Lil Wayne is still asking to be let inside.

Do do do do, let me in!
Lil Wayne is getting more insistent about being let in.

Do do do do do do do, fucker
Lil Wayne is getting frustrated with not being allowed in.

Throw it off the backboard, tell em niggas line up
Lil Wayne is confident in his basketball skills and is challenging others to play against him.

I yank on 'em and throw the Birdman sign up
Lil Wayne throws up the Birdman hand signal as a sign of loyalty to his record label.

I seen tha hot spitta, he in this off season
Lil Wayne has seen fellow rapper Curren$y during the off-season.

He got the cheerleaders, they like real even
Curren$y has the attention of the female fans.

I mean the girls kiss here even
Lil Wayne is saying that even the girls are attracted to Curren$y.

Mehn this bird is just competition (fuck 'em)
Lil Wayne sees Curren$y as competition and doesn't care about him.

Oppositely, to the opposition (fuck 'em)
Lil Wayne doesn't care about the opposition either.

Gotta be the whelm my position
Lil Wayne needs to be the best in his position.

If you tryna stay in my position
Others are trying to take Lil Wayne's place.

Got tha CEO proposition
Lil Wayne has a proposition for the CEO.

Hey what you know about the C-E-O poppin' pistols
Lil Wayne is asking if the listener knows about the CEO using guns.

Mofucker that's the CEO proposition
Using guns is part of doing business as the CEO.

Hey what you know about the C-E-O poppin' pistols
Lil Wayne repeats his question about the CEO using guns.

Tell me that boi
Lil Wayne is asking for an answer.