Alfie
Lily Allen Lyrics


Oh, deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see you 'cause the room is so smokey
Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
My baby brother Alfie, how I wish that you could see

Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear, Mon frere

Oh, Alfie get up it's a brand new day
I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie, please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
I'm feeling guilty if I leading you astray
Now, how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

Oh, little brother, please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat
It's time that you and I sit down and had a little chat
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap

Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Mon frere

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Written by: Greg Kurstin, Lily Rose Allen

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lyrics
Oh, deary me
My little brother's in his bedroom
Smoking weed
I tell him he should get up
'Cause it's nearly half-past three
He can't be bothered
'Cause he's high on THC
I ask him very nicely
If he'd like a cup of tea
I can't even see him
'Cause his room is so smoky
Don't understand
How one can watch so much TV
My baby brother Alfie
How I wish that you could see
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
My dear mon frère
Oh, Alfie get up
It's a brand new day
I just can't sit back
And watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job
Because the bills need to get paid
Get off your lazy arse
Alfie, please use your brain
Surely there's some walls out there
That you can go and spray
I'm feeling guiltier
For leading you astray
Now how the hell do you ever expect
That you'll get laid
When all you do is stay in
Playing your computer games
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
My dear mon frère
Oh, little brother
Please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out
So can you stop being a twat?
It's time that you and I
Sat down and had a little chat
And look me in the eye
Take off that stupid fitted cap
Oh, I only say it 'cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my hair
Now, now, there's no need to swear
Please don't despair
Please don't despair
Now mon frère



gbb

@Callums World “Theon never truly had his own screen time that didn’t end up with him supporting another characthers story.”

Are you sure you watched? Theon-Ramsay scenes all alone are part of Theon’s story not Ramsay’s. Ramsay is a supporting character. More powerful doesn’t mean main character. Also capturing Winterfell, rescuing Yara etc. It’s all about Theon’s story. I’m not saying he’s totally main character like Dany, Jon, Tyrion, Arya but he is between main character and supporting character.

If I categorize the characters it would be like this:

1) Most important main characters: Jon, Dany, Tyrion, maybe Arya
2) Main characters: Sansa, Cersei, Jaime, Bran
3) Main-supporting: Theon (but he has significantly more own story than Brienne, Jorah, Hound, Davos and Sam), Sam, Brienne + maybe Davos, Jorah and Hound
4)Supporting: Ramsay, Tywin, Roose, Stannis etc.
5) and others.

Basically Theon is the most important character after Lannister & Stark kids + Jon Snow and Dany.



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ITLLBGRAND

Lily Allen has to be the queen of writing songs that sound really upbeat but really dark

Neal X Gaming

LOL "really dark" -- smoking pot, whacking off, and playing video games all day is the lighter side of the male gender. The dark side of my gender rapes and kills people and starts wars.

Paul John Leadbeater

This tune reminds me of puppet on a string by sandie shaw.

Jeff Slane

@Jorge Batista https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaZyBnsu1wc

It somehow gets even more obviously disturbing in an '80s Band-style cover they made for HBO's Peacemaker.

Andrew Harrison

Nah, James Blunt takes that.

Kohe Kade

This is back in the day when Lily Allen wasn't completely insufferable and annoying.

Now she's a hack

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Lyndonmaman

Lily wrote a song about her brother getting a job and he went and got a role on literally the most popular show in history.
Holy shit, Lily. Can you write a song about me, too?

Shaun Ramkelawon

yeah she wrote a song telling the world what a loser her brother is - and now hes bigger than her! thats what you get for being a cunt!

Tim Parker-Chambers

Yeah, but I heard that he's such a Method Actor, that for Season Three he actually chopped his cock and balls off... 😳😳😳😳

TheFunkyGibbon

I would have probably said “arguably”, but I’m a pedantic arse

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