Machine Shed Wrestling
Local H Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

Too, too, too, too, too, too (x4)

You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle my machine
A token e-mail, a drunken text
A sorry go-round of cellphone sex
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take

Wrestle my machine, too, too, too, too, too, too
My machine, too, too, too, too, too, too (x3)

As a product you would be great
And all the income you'd generate
But as a lover you're just a bust
You're not a service I can trust

I'll wrestle my machine
My machine (x3)

All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know I've pretended all I can

All I can (x2)
Oh, all I can
Hey

Too, doo, doo, doo, doo (x4)

(x2)
You ain't a lover, you'll never change
I'd rather wrestle with my machine
You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take

Wrestle my machine

All I am is a husk of a man
I cannot go through this again
You're not a woman
And you know I've pretended all I can
All I am is a victim of love
I checked the box, marked none of the above
You're not a woman, girl
And you know I've pretended all I can

All I can
Oh, all I can (x2)
Wooh

Oh, my machine, ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, oh, ho
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, my machine (x2)
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, oh
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey, wrestle my machine
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, ho
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, ho, hey (x2)




Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, hey, hey, hey (x4)
Ha, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ha, machine

Overall Meaning

The song "Machine Shed Wrestling" by Local H is about a man who is frustrated with his lack of success in romance and thus decides to focus his energy elsewhere - on wrestling with his machine. The opening lines are repeated multiple times, creating a kind of mantra, as if to emphasize his desire to escape the disappointments of romantic relationships. The verses detail his frustrations with a lover who is fake and unreliable, represented through the use of a "token e-mail" and "cellphone sex." He acknowledges that he has pretended enough and cannot continue to live a lie, as he is just a "husk of a man."


The chorus, "I'd rather wrestle my machine," serves as a kind of anthem for his decision to prioritize something that is consistent and reliable, rather than dealing with the ups and downs of human relationships. The bridge further emphasizes his disillusionment with love, as he sings about being a victim and marking "none of the above" when it comes to romantic options. The repetition of "all I can" at the end of the bridge suggests resignation to this reality.


Overall, the lyrics of "Machine Shed Wrestling" convey a sense of disappointment and disillusionment with romantic relationships, along with a desire to focus on something that is dependable and controllable.


Line by Line Meaning

You ain't a lover, you'll never change
The singer believes the person addressed is incapable of loving and changing.


I'd rather wrestle my machine
The singer prefers to grapple with his machine than deal with the person addressed.


A token e-mail, a drunken text
The person addressed only sends superficial and insincere messages.


A sorry go-round of cellphone sex
The person addressed engages in trivial and unfulfilling sexual encounters.


You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
The person addressed is not genuine and incapable of experiencing real love.


Had all the bullshit I'm gonna take
The singer is fed up with the lies and deception from the person addressed.


As a product you would be great
The person addressed may be successful in business or another professional field.


And all the income you'd generate
The person addressed may be financially lucrative, but that is not enough for the artist.


But as a lover you're just a bust
The person addressed is a disappointment in a romantic relationship.


You're not a service I can trust
The artist cannot rely on the person addressed to provide emotional support or love.


All I am is a husk of a man
The singer feels emotionally drained and empty.


I cannot go through this again
The artist cannot tolerate another disappointing relationship or encounter with the person addressed.


You're not a woman
The person addressed is not worthy of being called a woman or partner.


And you know I've pretended all I can
The singer has reached his limit of pretending and deceit in the relationship.


All I can
The singer is at his wit's end.


You ain't a lover, you'll never change
Repeating the first verse for emphasis.


You ain't a lover, you're just a fake
Repeating the second verse for emphasis.


All I am is a victim of love
The singer feels hurt and victimized by love and relationships.


I checked the box, marked none of the above
The singer did not find a suitable partner in the available options.


You're not a woman, girl
Repeating the third chorus for emphasis.


Oh, my machine
Referring to the machine as a source of comfort and reliability for the artist.


Wrestle my machine
Repeating the key phrase of the song for emphasis.




Contributed by Nicholas T. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Comments from YouTube:

Daren Redman

This must be how ninjas really spend their lives.....haha too awesome. Best video I've seen in awhile.

ClydeLeeM

Man, that was a great video I never knew they made

Matt Redinius

That's sweet. These guys are fantastic. Sorry to hear Brian is leaving, but I'm sure there's more to come from both these genii :)

gonesavage

Scott looks like he's in The Locust in a few of those shots. Nice work, Sleep Machine!

ceephus01

WOW . Local H at their best. Very Original.

philip noll

Best band ever.

Pantalakis

This is amazing...

Jacko Reaper

cool video always love this band

Denise Lee

This reminds me of a guy I know-EXACTLY. Love this Song-AWESOME Video.

patpabst

pretty sure that's one of the best fuckin videos ever.

More Comments

More Versions