Mayonnaise And Malaise
Local H Lyrics


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Writing what you say and saying it all back to you
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
The catcher in the rye caught a Catch 22
Keep it at a pace
My life is like a crawl to me
Catatonic face
I'm marking time randomly
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think
Charismatic bore and I don't want to work no more
I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

It's really something to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
We've passed our prime in record time
I never thought we'd fall so low
We've come this far to sell your cars
I want all my unease to go

It's really something, to be twenty-nothing
I feel my place is so secure
A culture spot that I have got
So glad to be unsure
I've come to resent what I represent
I'd like to smack that smile off your face
But for my angst I must say thanks
So good to be put in my place

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go





Punk Rock Car

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Local H's song Mayonnaise And Malaise describe a sense of disillusionment and frustration with the monotony and meaninglessness of life. The phrase "Mayonnaise and Malaise to go" suggests a feeling of being trapped and boxed in, like a fast food order. The reference to "The Catcher in the Rye" and "Catch 22" highlights the feeling of being caught between conflicting expectations and pressures. The singer feels like life is passing him by, as he crawls through each day with a catatonic face. He marks time randomly, without purpose or direction.


The second verse amplifies the feelings of boredom and dissatisfaction with work. The singer's best instincts are dulled and nullified by the mind-numbing routine of paid employment. The job is so unrewarding that the singer fantasizes about killing a customer. The final verse describes the singer's sense of insecurity and confusion in his twenties. He feels like he's passed his prime already, and that his place in the world is uncertain. He's glad to be unsure, but also resentful of what he represents. He wants to rebel, but is too angsty and conflicted.


Line by Line Meaning

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you
Repeating what you say and parroting it back to you


Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Feeling indifferent and unmotivated in life


The catcher in the rye caught a Catch 22
Being stuck in a difficult and paradoxical situation


Keep it at a pace
Maintaining a steady and consistent speed


My life is like a crawl to me
Feeling like life is slow and unfulfilling


Catatonic face
Having a blank and emotionless expression


I'm marking time randomly
Passing time aimlessly and without direction


Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink
Feeling uninspired and lacking creativity or passion


They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think
Feeling unchallenged and unfulfilled in a job that doesn't require much effort or thought


Charismatic bore and I don't want to work no more
Being tired of putting on a persona at work and not enjoying it


I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door
Feeling frustrated and angry at the customers or clients one deals with


It's really something to be twenty-nothing
Reflecting on the uncertainty and confusion of early adulthood


I feel my place is so secure
Feeling a sense of stability and belonging in one's place in life


A culture spot that I have got
Feeling connected to a certain subculture or scene


So glad to be unsure
Feeling simultaneously unsure and excited about the future


We've passed our prime in record time
Feeling like time has flown by and life has peaked quickly


I never thought we'd fall so low
Feeling disillusioned and disappointed in how life has turned out


We've come this far to sell your cars
Feeling like one has sold out for success or money


I want all my unease to go
Desperately wishing to feel stable and content


I've come to resent what I represent
Disliking the role one plays or image one presents to others


I'd like to smack that smile off your face
Feeling angry and resentful towards someone who appears to be fake or insincere


But for my angst I must say thanks
Acknowledging that one's angst and unhappiness has inspired their creativity or art


So good to be put in my place
Feeling a sense of relief and comfort in finally understanding one's limitations or shortcomings


Mayonnaise and Malaise to go
Continuing to feel apathetic and unfulfilled in life


Punk Rock Car
Not part of the lyrics, this appears to be an unrelated phrase




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management
Written by: DAVID SCOTT LUCAS, JOSEPH DANILES

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