Creature From The Black Lagoon
Lord Melody Lyrics


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I takin' a plastic surgery
The people say that I ugly
I takin' a plastic surgery
The people say that I ugly
Oh, Lo'd, I send me child by de neighbour
Last Sunday to get some butter
I find the child was stay too long
The neighbour calls for send a child upside the dung
"Boy, how you father ugly so!"
Me boy child, just tell them no
"Yesterday he pass by we
And your father really ugly"
"When I go home, I going to tell me mammy
All you say me daddy ugly"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"

I t'ink I could lose me temper
They gon' charge me for manslaughter
Because this thing getting chronic
Especially me neighbour Monkey Eric
And his children t'ink I'm a coolie
All the Belgian missile behind me
When they meet me son is a different t'ing
They will flock around him and start to sing
"Boy, how you father ugly so!"
Me boy child, just tell them no
"Yesterday he pass by we
And your father really ugly"
"When I go home, I going to tell me mammy
All you say me daddy ugly"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"

I always discuss my beauty
And I know I'm not so ugly
Me, I does see tea in my sister
Callin' me a hideous creature
You know de neighbour was there
So she started laughing
I nearly killed the girl in the kitchen
She scrambled me son from behind me head
I nearly killed me poor boy child dead
Singing, "You're ugly, just like your father, Mel"
Me son tell her, "Go to hell!
My father have a good voice
And he is my mother's choice
And if he ugly, he ugly
He's me father a'ready
I can't help, believe me
I am definitely sorry"
"... If the creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"No, I gon' tell me mama!"




"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"Oh, no, I gon' tell me mama!"

Overall Meaning

The song "Creature from the Black Lagoon" by Lord Melody is a satirical take on the idea of beauty and ugliness. The singer is someone who has been ridiculed and insulted for their supposed ugliness by their neighbors and even their own child. The constant belittling drives the singer to consider taking drastic measures like undergoing plastic surgery or losing their temper and committing manslaughter. The title of the song is a reference to the 1954 horror film of the same name about a prehistoric creature that terrorizes a scientific expedition. The song plays on the idea that the singer is just as hideous as the creature from the film.


The lyrics show the way the singer and their family are mocked and ostracized by their neighbors for their looks. Despite the singer's attempts to defend their own appearance and self-worth, they are constantly bombarded with negative comments about their looks. The song touches on larger themes like body image, self-esteem, and the pressure to conform to societal beauty standards.


Overall, "Creature from the Black Lagoon" is a catchy and humorous soca song that satirizes how people can be cruel to those who don't fit into their idea of what is beautiful.


Line by Line Meaning

I takin' a plastic surgery
I am undergoing plastic surgery


The people say that I ugly
People say that I am ugly


Oh, Lo'd, I send me child by de neighbour
Oh Lord, I sent my child to the neighbor’s house


Last Sunday to get some butter
Last Sunday to get some butter


I find the child was stay too long
I found that the child was taking too long


The neighbour calls for send a child upside the dung
The neighbor calls for sending a child to inspect the excreta


"Boy, how you father ugly so!"
"Boy, why is your father so ugly?"


Me boy child, just tell them no
My son just tells them no


"Yesterday he pass by we
"Yesterday he passed by us


And your father really ugly"
And your father is really ugly"


"When I go home, I going to tell me mammy
"When I go home, I am going to tell my mother


All you say me daddy ugly"
All you say about my father being ugly"


"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"Your father is the creature from the black lagoon"


"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"No, I am going to tell my mother"


"I t'ink I could lose me temper"
"I think I could lose my temper"


They gon' charge me for manslaughter
They are going to charge me with manslaughter


Because this thing getting chronic
Because this thing is becoming chronic


Especially me neighbour Monkey Eric
Especially my neighbor Monkey Eric


And his children t'ink I'm a coolie
And his children think I am a coolie


All the Belgian missile behind me
All the Belgian women are behind me


When they meet me son is a different t'ing
When they see my son, it is a different thing


They will flock around him and start to sing
They will gather around him and start to sing


"Boy, how you father ugly so!"
"Boy, why is your father so ugly?"


Me boy child, just tell them no
My son just tells them no


"Yesterday he pass by we
"Yesterday he passed by us


And your father really ugly"
And your father is really ugly"


"When I go home, I going to tell me mammy
"When I go home, I am going to tell my mother


All you say me daddy ugly"
All you say about my father being ugly"


"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"Your father is the creature from the black lagoon"


"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"No, I am going to tell my mother"


I always discuss my beauty
I always talk about my beauty


And I know I'm not so ugly
And I know I am not that ugly


Me, I does see tea in my sister
I see tea in my sister


Callin' me a hideous creature
Calling me a hideous creature


You know de neighbour was there
You know that the neighbor was there


So she started laughing
So she started laughing


I nearly killed the girl in the kitchen
I almost killed the girl in the kitchen


She scrambled me son from behind me head
She pulled my son away from behind my head


I nearly killed me poor boy child dead
I almost killed my poor son


Singing, "You're ugly, just like your father, Mel"
Singing, "You're ugly, just like your father, Mel"


Me son tell her, "Go to hell!
My son told her, "Go to hell!


My father have a good voice
My father has a good voice


And he is my mother's choice
And he is my mother's choice


And if he ugly, he ugly
And if he is ugly, he is ugly


He's me father a'ready
He is already my father


I can't help, believe me
I can't help it, believe me


"... If the creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"...If the creature from the black lagoon is your father!"


"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"No, I am going to tell my mother"


"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"


"Oh, no, I gon' tell me mama!"
"Oh, no, I am going to tell my mother!"




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@tafimutekwe2855

They declared Sparrow and Kitchner as the "twin peaks" of Trinidadian calypso but I assert that Lord Melody makes it the "unholy trinity" of Trinidadian calypso. He definitely is up there with the rest of the best.

@roybrown7357

i see why lord melody was the calypso king for a long time,the lyrics to the songs that he sang was superb indeed.

@VoltairesRevenge

My dad (from NYC) used to sing this to me when I was a kid. I just thought it was some folk song that his stepdad knew from the islands. Turns out it was a real song. 😮👀

@lifeskater9899

Whoa! Growing up in St. Thomas back then, all I remembered was hearing this from a jukebox, and the chorus. This brought back great memories. thanks much for posting!

@krnewman

I have two copies of this LP, one has a booklet that comes with it. Whole album is great

@unclefredwilson

A man from New York named Emory Cooke is largely responsible for the popularity of Calypso in the USA in the 50s with his field collections. Thanks to the covers by Harry Belafonte the accent challenged were able to understand the lyrics. It's some of the best musical art that ever lived.

@521gmj

My absent father never knew this is what we called him...LOL

@joehiggs100

Thank you so much! My LP bought many years ago in a second hand shop is so scatched, half of it is missing! I first heard this even longer ago and always thought it hilarious. I even remember the film! Classic!

@Atomank68

Being a mainland 'Americano', I've always enjoyed my stepfather's Calypso records. the Mighty Sparrow, etc. Raunchy as they were, with the strange 'pidgeon' accents, somehow they gave me a sense of...well, a sense of down -home "coziness", and as familiar as being with relatives in South Carolina, the times I used to visit there!!!

@petranilla14

VINTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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