SCG3 Special Report
Lordi (CrazyShark) Lyrics

Good evening, I'm Sam Romero. We continue our special rapport now on the so-called monster invasion.
Sam Romero begins his special report on the monster invasion that has engulfed the world.

As of eleven AM today, the president has declared the nation to be under Marshall law.
The president has declared martial law as a result of the monster invasion.

Reports coming in now indicate that mass hysteria continues to spread throughout the globe.
Mass hysteria continues to spread as reports come in from all over the world.

It is not yet confirmed by officials what is causing these horrific events, but it is suggested by certain sources that these creatures that are now being spotted throughout the world, are neither human... nor are they wild animals.
The officials haven't confirmed what is causing this monster invasion, but certain sources suggest that these creatures are neither human nor wild animals.

It is strongly advised that people should stay indoors and if you encounter one of these beings, do NOT try to make contact with them... They will attack without warning!
People should stay indoors and avoid contact with these monsters as they will attack without warning.

Our very own William Tracey in the sky is now reporting.
William Tracey is now reporting from the sky.

Sam! We're here hovering over down-town where the monsters are litterly swarming the city! The freeways are glocked There is absolutely no way out of down-town. These creatures, they are incredibly strong. A few minutes ago we saw one actually pick up an SUV and throw it in a clump of people. And then, zoom in on that, yeah. Are we getting that? It's actually looking at us! It's, it's climbing. It's No, pull up, pull up, pull up!
William Tracey reports from the sky that monsters are swarming the downtown area, and it is impossible to get out. The monsters are incredibly strong, and he witnessed one picking up an SUV and throwing it at people. He also spotted a monster climbing towards their aircraft.

I'm standing here with thousands of citizens. The first thing that greeted us when we drove up was the smell of decomposing flesh!
Joan Carr reports from Hellbender Plaza that there are thousands of citizens and the smell of decomposing flesh greeted them.

The dead are litterly walking the streets!
The dead are literally walking the streets.

Even though the people know about the curfew, there is absolutely no trace of police or the military yet.
Despite the curfew, there is no police or military presence to control the situation.

Something is happening. Eehmm... Oh my God! RUN!!!
Something is happening, and Joan shouts for everyone to run.

Good evening, you puny little humans. Don't try to adjust your sat's, we control the transmission. Your deminion of the earth has gone on far too long. You've had your chances, you've blown them all! Now it's time to cut the bullshit. You are a plague!
A strange monster voice infiltrates the broadcast, stating that humans have dominated the earth for too long and calling them a plague.

We are forced to take disciplinary action. Behold the sounds that will grind your insides, the sights that will make you blind. Your walls of iron will bend and the seas will run red with your blood. The earth will quake and open its fuming maw swallowing all the heretics and fools on the wide path to hell.
The monster voice threatens humans with sights and sounds that will cause destruction, and they will be swallowed by the fuming maw of the earth.

The skies will open with a thunderous raw! My little pets will fly out in swarms that will block the sun. They will kiss the flesh off the bones of those who still choose to follow the false prophets. Join us or forever drown in the pit of despair.
The skies will open, and the monster's pets will fly out to attack those who follow the 'false prophets.' People are given an ultimatum to join the monsters or 'forever drown in the pit of despair.'

The Scartic Circle Gathering is now. This is the day of reckoning. This is... The Arockalypse
The Scartic Circle Gathering is now, and this is the day of reckoning, the 'Arockalypse.'