Hip Hop Quotables
Ludacris Lyrics

Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
I am introducing myself as Ludacris, stating that I am extremely intoxicated.

And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come push me
I am expressing that I am on the verge of losing control, and even your parents can exacerbate the situation.

I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I intentionally use profanity excessively in my lyrics to annoy and provoke others.

I got kids 'Actin' a Fool' from the traps to the burbs
My music and influence have caused children from both urban and suburban areas to behave recklessly and foolishly.

My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
My explicit language does not contribute to dental health or oral hygiene.

So I shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back
Metaphorically, I reject the conventional values of tooth fairy rewards and reclaim my lost innocence or authenticity.

I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
I boastfully claim that I am capable of defecating on such a massive scale as to create a crater on the equator.

And make government officials breathe harder than Darth Vader
I arrogantly state that my actions or words can cause government officials to be filled with anxiety or exert more effort, similar to the fictional character Darth Vader's labored breathing.

It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin'
I attribute my motivation to continue rapping to the consumption of chicken and beer, which provide me with enjoyment and inspiration.

But no pork on my fork, I don't even speak pig Latin
I do not consume pork, and I refrain from using pig Latin as a form of communication.

I go fishin' on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait
I metaphorically compare seducing or attracting women to fishing, humorously expressing that I use someone else's significant other to accomplish this.

Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weight
I metaphorically state that I metaphorically consume or defeat numerous MCs (rappers) in rap battles, but I claim that this does not affect my reputation or ego.

The number one chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I proclaim myself as the most superior and influential figure in hip-hop, metaphorically urging others to remove all weak or inferior rap music from their collections.

I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more shook than maracas
I imply that I am confident and unaffected, while others are full of fear and easily shaken, drawing a comparison to maracas, percussion instruments.

But my trick ain't for kids, if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I clarify that my tactics or techniques are not suitable or intended for children and warn that if someone appreciates or supports those tactics, they will be reprimanded.

I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward, you fall back
I use wordplay and metaphors to express that I will aggressively confront and dominate my opponents while they retreat or regress.

Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers
I boast that each of my albums contains more than ten exceptionally popular and exciting songs.

That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is Crank Yankers
I assert that I am a powerful figure in the industry, while others are insignificant or powerless, comparing them to the puppets on the comedy show 'Crank Yankers'.

Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
I assert that despite my success and wealth, not much else has changed in my life except for the expensive jewelry I wear.

To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine
I boast that I have the ability to attract and seduce women from both Portland, Oregon, and Portland, Maine, implying that my appeal is widespread.

Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with Rastas
I describe my indulgence in rolling marijuana joints and smoking them with Rastafarians, who are known for their association with cannabis.

For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I suggest that for a significant payment, I can feature on someone's record just like the famous sportscaster Bob Costas lends his voice or commentary to televised events.

I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback mess
Metaphorically, I own an excessive amount of sports jerseys, particularly retro ones, to the point where it becomes disorganized or chaotic.

I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court press
I humorously state that when I take my jerseys to be cleaned, I emphasize to the cleaners that I expect a thorough and meticulous cleaning process, similar to a full-court press defensive basketball strategy.

So momma toast your glass while I'm countin' my cash
I suggest that my mother should raise her glass in a celebratory toast while I am occupied by counting my vast amount of money.

'Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
I proclaim that all of my individual music releases are incredibly popular and successful, asserting that I am currently very famous or in-demand.

The competition never just want to admit that they lost
I express that my competitors refuse to accept or acknowledge their defeat or inferiority when facing me.

And that they last about as long as my part in the wash
I sarcastically imply that my competitors have very short-lived success or relevance, comparing it to my insignificant role in a washing machine cycle.

From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit' you
I suggest that nobody wants to associate or be involved with the listener, whether it be for a leisurely car ride or a gambling session.

One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you
I metaphorically state that even the smallest shoe belonging to the character Mini-Me has more individuality, influence, or integrity than the listener.

So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin'
I mockingly suggest that it will take a considerable amount of time for the listener to comprehend why their music or record fails to gain popularity or receive airplay.

I'm in the strip club smokin', with President Clinton
I humorously claim that I am in a strip club, enjoying smoking substances, in the presence of the former President of the United States, Bill Clinton.

So stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee
I advise others to keep their distance or avoid confrontation with individuals sporting distinctive facial hair, particularly long sideburns and a goatee, which may indicate a rebellious or bold persona.

They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me
I humorously suggest that others have taken inspiration from me to create devices or products intended for penis enlargement, implying that I am a symbol of virility or masculinity.

I'll be in another room when I hit from the back
I boastfully claim that when engaging in sexual intercourse from behind, I have the ability to transport myself to another room, metaphorically expressing my prowess or superior performance.

Not to mention my refrigerator's taller than Shaq
I emphasize the size or height of my refrigerator, comparing it to the towering stature of the former professional basketball player, Shaquille O'Neal.

So yippie-kay-yay, yippie-yie-yie-yo
I playfully use a variation of the phrase 'yippie-kay-yay,' a catchphrase popularized by the movie Die Hard, to express enthusiasm or excitement.

If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro
I warn those who are unable to handle the effects of marijuana to avoid consuming the potent hydroponically grown variety that I possess.

I've been lookin' for a woman just to put my stamp on
I express my desire to find a woman with whom I can establish a significant or memorable relationship, leaving a lasting impression on her life.

But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tampons
I criticize many individuals for displaying arrogance or an excessive sense of self-importance, comparing them to tampons that are inserted inside the body and remain tightly in place.

So wash all ya sins away and stop playin'
I humorously instruct the listener to cleanse themselves of their immoral or sinful actions and to stop pretending or feigning innocence.

If God's line is busy you might have to two-way him
I metaphorically suggest that if one's attempt to communicate with God is unsuccessful or met with resistance, they may need to use a two-way communication device (metaphorically symbolizing persistence) to reach him.

Then catch me in your backyard, playin' croquet
I humorously propose that the listener might unexpectedly find me playing the leisurely lawn game of croquet in their backyard.

And when I'm drunk tell them kids, 'Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?'
I humorously imply that when under the influence of alcohol, I would jokingly advise children to refrain from drug use, borrowing the catchphrase from the TV show South Park.

Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
I suggest that the listener can witness me flaunting or showcasing my expensive chain at a specific Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles location on Pico Boulevard.

Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
I express my ownership of seven vehicles and indicate that I acquire all the rims for these vehicles from a particular store called Chrome Depot.

And people think I'm bad, they say 'Oooh he's so evil!'
I mockingly remark that people often perceive me as a controversial or wicked figure, as they exclaim, 'Oooh, he's so evil!'

'Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people
I humorously reveal that my reputation for being 'bad' stems from the fact that I engage in romantic encounters with visually impaired individuals.

But my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf
I assert that while my album is in high demand and quickly sold out, the listener's album remains unsold and sitting on the store shelves.

I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
I humorously suggest that because I have heard rumors of the listener engaging in frequent masturbation, they should avoid socializing or disclosing such information.

'Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
I express that women desire a partner who can sustain both physical stamina and emotional resilience.

Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home
I draw a comparison to the intensity and dedication required in NBA basketball, suggesting that either one gives their all or leaves without achieving success.

All that shit that y'all talkin', y'all can pop it to them
I dismiss or disregard the excessive talk or boasting from others, instructing them to direct their words or claims towards someone else.

'Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I assert that I possess such strength and power that I could overpower or physically assault someone using a prosthetic limb as a weapon.

I put my foot so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
I metaphorically proclaim that I would humiliate or defeat someone so intensely that they would experience a sense of foul odor from their posterior as a result.

And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water repellent
I humorously suggest that the intensity of my persona or actions would cause the listener's breath to acquire the properties of a water repellent product sold at the retail store Foot Locker.

I'm the man, I got money far as the eyes can see
I confidently declare that I am a significant figure, possessing an abundance of wealth that extends beyond what one can perceive with their vision.

And I'm in a group, I split dough with me, me and me
I humorously acknowledge that I am essentially a one-man group, implying that I keep all the profits or financial gains to myself.

So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
I express that the amount of money invested in my jewelry is so significant that it nearly causes me to feel remorse or guilt.

So I'm a trade my earrings in, and get a Ferrari
I jokingly propose that I will exchange my expensive earrings for a luxury sports car brand, Ferrari, symbolizing my extravagance or desire for material possessions.

I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
I reveal my financial capability to purchase vehicles using pure cash without financing, and I comically mention that I engage in business meetings with the prominent entrepreneur and politician, Donald Trump.

y'all meet with Honda, no payments for 12 months
I contrast my interactions with Donald Trump to the listener's more ordinary dealings, humorously suggesting that they negotiate payment terms with the automobile manufacturer Honda instead.

Take a look at yo' life and no wonder you so sad
I mockingly imply that one should examine their own life circumstances as a reason for their unhappiness or discontent.

Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!
I playfully assert that the listener tolerates or endures a higher level of unpleasant or undesirable situations than a medical device used to collect fecal waste, emphasizing their foolishness.