U Got A Problem?
Ludacris Lyrics


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Yeah, come see this nigga
Come see this ol' light-skinned motherfucker
I seen him and I'm addicted
Disturbing tha Peace is the clique
Please tell these fake-ass niggas who you are

I be that nigga named Luda
Alert! alert! it's the ATLien intruder
College Park waterboy, spit in the c-cooler
I Jam 'til they Def, they call me Slick Dick the Ruler
Women, indeed! Keep yo' eyes closed
'Bow blows, come on out them clothes, hoes
Low-pros, low blows, watch out for the po-pos
And I chose to be that number-one contender
Southern offender, fucking up your whole agenda
When I walk, you try to run, when I run, you try to hide
You skate at the snap of my fingers, call me Golden Glide
It's you and I, do or die, who am I?
I got a pocket full of family stones, cats think I'm Sly
Oh, why try? You one of them niggas that like to cheat death
And I'm one of them niggas
That rip out Excursions 'til there's no seats left
You shit out wheat Chex, and fart out deep breaths
While we toss darts at the bottom of y'all V-necks

Who, that nigga 'Cris?
Aww, that nigga's aight
That nigga can't fuck with me, though!
Let me get on the mic
Nigga, who the fuck are you, nigga?

I be that nigga Bronze Bridges
Players wanna ball but go on strike 'cause of my pitches
They think I want they bitches
But I don't want no pigeons, yeah, pigeons can scrub my dishes
And y'all don't want no scrubs 'til y'all pull out y'all extensions
Y'all in school detention and'll never come out
Man, I'll cut your achilles tendon and put a sock in your mouth
'Cause we the shit in the South, Fate know what I'm talking about
You see we Jack and we Daniel, y'all Earl and Ralph
4-Ize, twirl it out, lick it dry and tend it to flames
Not even Joshua can come to war with these games
These bitch niggas is lame and comin' down with the rain
You all wet behind the ears but it's a drought in your brain
And that's the simple and plain mayne, three-W dot, shhhh...
Man, that dude Luder's got some hotter-than-hot shhh...
Well sh-sh-sh-shut the fuck up
Before you get cu-cu-cut-cut the fuck up

Hold on man, hold on, lil buddy
Y'all talkin 'bout shorty, man?
Shorty up at the radio station, man?
Shorty be popping, man!
I'm saying, let the name be known!
Who y'all talmbout?

I be that nigga the Lova-Lova
I'm nastier than thinking about your parents sex each other
No glove, no love, better tell your dick to run for cover
So when lightning strikes, you'll be safe on a few rubbers
If you know what I mean!
Not everybody's Mr. and Mrs. Clean
Some get burnt like Freddy Krueger, sweet dreams
Girls "backin' they ass up," now they 400 Degreez, ha
Hot girl, trying to give to niggas up on the block, girl
Have you screaming, "Stop, girl!"
I rock worlds with my nine inch Louisville slugger
Still wonder why they call me Lova-Lova?
Self-explanitor-ium, ass valedictorian
I bring 'em Back to the Future like a '85 Delorean
The Luda drug emporium on the counter prescriptions
You like my diction and my doctor/nurse convention
I place the stethoscope quite close to your titty
And have your buttcheeks red, man, like Uncle Quilly

See me
See me, hahahaha
CEO, DTP
Infamous 2-0, Fate Forrester
4-Eezy
Shondreezy on da beat
Playaz Circle,Tity Boi
College Park, nigga
Virgo, nigga, what-what




Ahh, ahh-ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh-ahh, ahh

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Ludacris's song U Got A Problem portray a notorious image of the rapper, with his confident and audacious delivery. In the beginning, he boasts about his fame and popularity, introducing himself as Luda, the ATLlien intruder. He claims to be the number one contender, a southern offender who can mess up anyone's agenda with his presence, and people try to hide and run to save themselves from him. With his charismatic and slick persona, he can quickly manipulate women, and he jokes about it through his lyrics when he says "Women indeed, keep ya eyes closed, keep yo' eyes closed, 'bow blows, come on out dem clothes hos."


Next, he passes the mic to Bronze Bridges, who identifies himself as a player who can make others go on strike because of his pitches. He further boasts about his masculinity and how women who act as players (pigeons) can scrub his dishes but should stay away from him. The next verse is of Lova Lova, who shows off his sexual prowess and claims to be nastier than thinking about one's parents having sex with each other. He emphasizes the importance of using protection while having sex and later ends his verse with sexual innuendos.


Overall, the song is a symbol of the gangsta rap style of the 1990s and 2000s, which focuses on boasting, sexual fantasies, and flexing about one's power and masculinity.


Line by Line Meaning

Yeah come see this nigga
Introducing someone worth seeing.


come see this ol' light-skinned motherfucker
The singer is boasting about how good he looks.


I seen him and I'm addicted
The singer has seen this person and is now infatuated.


Disturbin Tha Piece is the click
Disturbing the peace is the artist's group or crew.


Please tell these fake-ass niggaz who you are
Asking the person he's introducing to tell people who he is and not to pretend to be someone else.


I be dat nigga named Luda'
The singer's nickname is Luda'.


Alert Alert! It's the ATLlien intruder
The singer is from Atlanta and describes himself as an intruder.


College Park waterboy, spit in the c-cooler
The artist is from College Park, Atlanta and worked as a waterboy. He also describes himself as a rapper.


I Jam till they Def, they call me Slick Dick Da Ruler
The artist's rapping style is so good that people call him Slick Dick Da Ruler.


Women indeed, keep ya eyes closed
The artist suggests that ladies should keep their eyes closed, implying he's attractive.


Keep yo' eyes closed, 'bow blows, come on out dem clothes hos
As above, the singer suggests women should strip.


Low pros, low bows, watch out for the po-po
The artist is warning his crew to keep a low profile and watch out for the police.


And I chose, to be dat numba one contender
The singer believes he's the top rapper and will challenge anyone for that top spot.


Southern offender, fuckin up ya whole agenda
The singer from the Southern states is offending someone and ruining their plan.


When I walk you try to run, when I run you try to hide
People are scared of the singer.


You skate at the snap of my fingers call me Golden Glide
People follow the artist's lead with ease.


Its you and I, Do or Die, who am I?
A call to action to determine who among them deserves to be called a true rapper.


I got a pocket full of Family Stone, cats think I'm Sly
The singer has much influence and power.


Ohh why try? You one of dem niggaz that like to cheat death
The singer advises someone who enjoys taking risks.


And I'm one of dem niggaz that rip out Excursions til there's no seats left
The artist is aggressive and destructive.


You shit out wheat chex, and fart out deep breaths
The person being addressed is unimpressive or lacking in skill.


While we toss darts at the bottom of y'all v-necks
The artist is physically attacking someone.


Who, that nigga 'Cris?
Someone is inquiring about Ludacris.


Aw dat nigga is aight
The artist is underwhelmed by Ludacris.


Dat nigga can't fuck wit me though!
The singer is confident in their superiority to Ludacris.


Let me get on the mic
The singer wants a turn to rap.


Nigga, who the fuck are you nigga?
The singer questions someone's identity.


I be dat nigga Bronze Bridges
The person is introduced as Bronze Bridges.


Playaz wanna ball but go on strike cause of my pitches
The artist is boasting about their ability to throw curveballs.


They think I want they be-itches
People assume that the singer wants their girlfriends.


But I don't want no pigeons yet pigeons can scrub my dishes
The singer doesn't want unattractive women, but would use them for cooking and cleaning.


And y'all don't want no scrubs til y'all pull out y'all extensions
The artist is describing how people hide their true selves.


Y'all in school detention that'll neva come out
The artist is saying that the people he's addressing are stuck in a rut and won't get out anytime soon.


Man I'll cut yo achilles tendon and put a sock in yo' mouth
The artist threatens to physically harm someone.


Cause we da shit in the South, they know what I'm talkin bout
The singer is claiming that he and his crew are the best in the South.


You see we Jack and we Daniels, y'all Earl and Ralph
The artist and his friends are cool and suave while the people he's speaking to are not.


4-Ize twirl it out, lick it dry and tend it to flames
One of the rapper's friends is bragging about their ability with a microphone.


Not even Joshua can come to War wit dese Games
The singer is tough competition and is referencing the biblical story of Joshua.


These bitch niggaz is lame and come down wit da reigns
The people he's addressing are weak and uncool.


You all wet behind the ears but its a drought in ya brain
The person doesn't have much life experience, but also lacks intelligence.


and that's the simple and plain mayne, three w dot shhhh
The artist wraps up his rap with a simple statement: www.


(Man that dude Luder's got some hotter than hot shhh)
Someone is acknowledging Ludacris's talent.


Well sh-sh-sh-shut the fuck up
The dialogue between the two parties is tense.


Before you get cu-cu-cut-cut the fuck up
Someone is threatening to harm the person they're talking to.


Hold on man, hold on lil buddy
The tone is calming down a bit.


Y'all talkin bout shorty man?
The conversation may have shifted to a new topic or person.


Shorty up at da radio station?
The singer is asking if someone works at a radio station.


Shorty be poppin man?
The artist is wondering if Shorty is popular.


Let the name be known who y'all talkin bout
The singer wants to know specifically who the people he's speaking to are talking about.


I be dat nigga da Lova Lova
The person being talked about is introduced as the Lova Lova.


I'm nastier than thinkin about yo' parents sex each other
The Lova Lova is giving an example of how nasty they are.


No glove, no love, betta tell yo' dick to run for cover
The Lova Lova is saying if there's no condom, don't have sex or something bad will happen.


So when lightnin strikes, you can be safe on a few rubbers
The Lova Lova is saying condoms are necessary.


if you know what I mean!
The Lova Lova is implying he has a sexually suggestive meaning behind his lyrics.


Not everybody's Mr and Mrs. Clean
People aren't always honest or pure.


Some get burnt like Freddie Kruger, sweat dreams
Those who are dishonest are punished or crushed.


Girls 'backin dey ass up' now they 400 Degreez, ha
Girls are showing off their bodies and dance moves.


Hot girl, tryin to give to niggaz up on the block girl
A girl is trying to give herself to guys on the street.


Have you screamin "STOP GIRL!"
Someone is trying to reject the advances of the hot girl.


I rock worlds with my nine inch Louisville slugga
The Lova Lova is bragging about his sexual prowess.


Still wonder why they call me Lova Lova?
The Lova Lova is questioning why he's called by that name.


Self-explanitorium, ass-valedictorian
The Lova Lova is highlighting some of his unique traits and accomplishments.


I bring 'em "Back to the Future" like a '85 Delorean
The Lova Lova is referencing the movie Back to the Future and saying he's bringing people to the future.


The Luda drug emporium, ON the counter prescriptions
Ludacris's rap is like a drug and is readily available.


You like my diction and my doctor/nurse convention
People like the Lova Lova's sexual lines.


I place the stethoscope quite close to yo tittie
The Lova Lova is being more explicit about his sexual advances.


and have yo butt checks Red-man like Uncle Quilly
The Lova Lova is talking about anal sex and how it may cause someone's cheeks to become red, like Uncle Quilly.


See me, see me ha ha ha
A playful end to the rap song.


CEO, D.T.P.
The artist is the CEO of Disturbing tha Peace record label.


Infamous 2-0, Fate Forsta
The artist is shouting out some of his friends who helped work on the song.


4-ize-zy, Shondrez-zy on da beat
The singer is thanking some people who helped produce the song.


Playa Circle to ya boy, College Park nigga
The artist is shouting out his neighborhood and a group called Playa Circle.


Virgo nigga, what wha?
The singer is saying he's a Virgo.


ahh ahh ahh....
A playful end to the song, a call and response with the audience.




Lyrics Β© Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Christopher Bridges, Shondrae Crawford

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Comments from YouTube:

A R

This album was bananas. And this intro song was by far one of my favorites of this whole era of music. I remember having a sound system and BUMPING this in my Jeep! Hardest beat and energy and wordplay!

Christopher Miller

I listened to this album every day back in 2000 going from 8th grade to ninth grade....damn, 20 years ago...I'm 34 now.

Nugs McDankerson

I swear if you told luda to do a full album of intro songs it would be the most ridiculous album of all time

TWOxTONE

Big facts

Keyshawn Brown

Mans speaking facts

Sponky Czar

so true

Craig Curry

@Nugs. FACTZ!!!!!!!!!!

gravekeepersven82

Facts!

Adam Garnes

2019 and this beat still goes hard πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

James Warren III

Hell Yeah

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