Handcuff Your Hoes
Luniz Lyrics

Handcuff your hoes, the girl is yours
If you’re in a relationship and want to keep your girlfriend faithful, make sure you keep a close eye on her and restrict her movements

Handcuff your hoes, if the girl is yours
If you want your girl to remain faithful, keep an eye on her and limit her freedom

Handcu-you-you-ff your hoes
Restrict and control the movements of your girlfriend to avoid her being unfaithful

This rap here goes to all you player haters
The lyrics are directed to those who are jealous of players

Hand cuff your hoes, that goes to all you Captain Save-Hers
If you want to be sure your girl stays faithful, restrict her movements and keep her away from guys who are trying to save her from a player lifestyle

Me, my major industries gold teeth and diamonds
I carry the trappings of my successful lifestyle in flashy jewelry like gold teeth and diamonds

Been grindin' for nine and half years now I'm rhymin'
I've been working hard for almost a decade and now I'm successful in the rap industry

Reclinin' meal tickets couldn't be lookin' me in the eye
Those who once doubted my ability to succeed are now embarrassed and can't look me in the eye

I'm sigh now, clown that ass like Saturday Night Live (WHHHYYYY!)
I am now laughing at those who once belittled me

Because I'm all between they wife's thighs
I'm engaging in sexual activity with these men's wives

But all jokes aside I yoke the ride and roll the weed up at the same time
Although I make jokes about this situation, I'm making money from it and smoking weed at the same time

While I drive I cross my heart and hope to die
I swear to my loyalty while driving

Hella high, it's the mobb blowin' greenery till we die
I'm high with my crew, the mob, smoking weed until we die

So haters do me a favor, handcuff your briide
If you're jealous, make sure your wife or girlfriend is not leaving your sight

I creep through when your husband's at the job
I take advantage of the absence of a husband and use the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with his wife

Many hunners got players, baby mammas feedin' me all kinds of hibachi shrimp and I don't even rock Versacci pimpin dudes
Many women are involved with players, and they feed me all kinds of food, but I don't engage in pimping them out

But when I'm through, you never knew I touched her
I engage in sexual activity with the women, but they are not aware that I'm done with them

Got her screamin loud as hell like Chris Tucker (aaaaah!)
I make her scream so loudly in pleasure that neighbors might get curious

When I step in the house (niggas snatch they hoes up quickly)
When I enter a house full of men, they become alert and keep their girls away from me

Niggas start breakin' out (cause they all want to get with me)
Men begin to leave because they don't want competition from me in getting their women

Cause they know they hoes ain't faithful (and my eyes is on them all)
Men know that their girls are prone to cheat, and they are afraid that I will tempt them

And I'll snatch them if I'm able (hey, put this lighter on the balls)
If given the opportunity, I will take their women and have sex with them, make them my own

Olly-olly-oxenfree, don't hesitate to give your hoes to me
It is an offer to take away their women from them, and they should not hesitate to give them to me

Uh, I'm used to stabbin' top notch and border coochies
I'm accustomed to having sex with beautiful, high-quality women

Just big booty, firm casabas, preferably groupies (WITH BIG THIIIGHS!)
I prefer groupies with big breasts and butts, and thick thighs

Makin' em ride they self up the wall easily
These women are easy to arouse, and I can easily make them feel pleasure

Off the expecting them, feel breezy
I have no expectations from them, and I'm comfortable and relaxed around them

Do me a favor, take your hoes (HOME)
Men need to take their women home and keep them away from me

Before you find your breezy (GONE)
Men should not wait until they lose their women due to cheating

It'll be for life, only players when I'm beerin' at
I plan on being a player for life, and I would only hang out with similar men

I want the better things in life
I desire only the best things in my life

Nice, he ain't hearin' that
I don't care for men who want to settle down and have a committed relationship

I ain't the nigga to be buyin' bitches clothes they know that and still keep
I'm not the guy who will waste money on buying women clothes, but they keep coming to me anyway

So handcuff your hoes (handcuff your hoes)
Men should restrict their women's movements to avoid them leaving for a player like me

Hey Mrs. Big Butt (why you always cry?)
I'm questioning a woman with a big butt who is always emotional

She fight all the time (Oh my, my, my)
She's always involved in arguments and fights

He's been cheatin' on you, but don't worry, please dry your eyes
Your man has cheated on you, but don't worry, I'll comfort you

Just take a ride with smoke-a-lot, the master of high (HOW HIIGGH!)
Come with me and get high, I'm a master in that field

high enough to kiss the sky, on the real
We'll get so high that we might feel like we're touching the sky

I wonder why beautiful girls date fat guys
I question why beautiful women are attracted to overweight men

He must got his cape on tight, oh look up in the sky
He must have something going on for him

(WHHHYYY!), now that's a Captain Save-Her fo' sure
That's definitely a guy who is trying to save a girl from a player lifestyle

Me being like that no, no, no, no, no
I would never act like that

I know some hoes don't want to be a dumb-dummy
I recognize that some women don't want to be cheated on

but don't play around and disrespect my money
But these women should not disrespect me by fooling around with other men

Like a gun I'll take you away
I'll take these women away from the men, like taking a possession with a gun

And if you niggas act a fool, I'll spray you with the AK
If other men resist my claim to these women, I am willing to use violence and intimidate them

Just let me take the hoe (and go peacefully)
Allow me to take the woman and there won't be any problems

Let me skip into the sunset (like tweed-de-lee-de-lee)
I'll leave peacefully, like in a classic movie scene, and enjoy my victory

I like to come and so do you
Sexual pleasure is enjoyable for both parties involved

If you can take one nut then you can take two
If a woman can handle one sexual experience, she can handle more

And it's true, we likes to party (TO PARTY!)
We enjoy a party lifestyle and a lot of sexual encounters