The song contains numerous lewd references to how Scotty's girlfriend Fiona (played by Kristin Kreuk) has been cheating on him with Damon's character for an extended period of time. In the movie, the song becomes something of a popular phenomenon: a week or so later in Bratislava, the song has been remixed and is playing in a popular nightclub. By the end of the movie, it has become so widespread and (presumably) popular that Scotty's best friend Cooper is able to use it as his cell phone ringtone.
Scotty Doesn't Know
Lustra Lyrics
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Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Scotty doesn't know
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty!)
Fiona says she's out shoppin'
But she's under me
And I'm not stoppin' 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
(Don't tell Scotty!)
I can't believe he's so trustin'
While I'm right behind you thrustin' (ooh)
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's tryin' not to moan
It's a three way call
And he knows nothin', nothin'
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
We'll put on a show
Everyone'll go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
The parking lot, why not
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn, in the snow
Laughin' so hard 'cause
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
I did her on his birthday
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know
I'm gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know (don't Tell Scotty!)
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know (don't Tell Scotty, Scotty doesn't know)
Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty's gotta go
(That is so bad, so bad)
The chorus of Lustra's "Scotty Doesn't Know" is essentially a confession of infidelity. The singer, who is referred to as "me," is sleeping with a woman named Fiona in his van every Sunday. Fiona is in a relationship with a man named Scotty, who has no idea that she's cheating on him. She tells Scotty that she's attending church when in reality she's with the singer. The singer is incredulous that Scotty is so trusting that he believes her.
The song describes the affair in detail, with the singer having sex with Fiona in various locations, including the parking lot, on Scotty's front lawn (in the snow), and even on Scotty's birthday. In the end, the singer contemplates telling Scotty about the affair, but then decides against it. The song ends with the repeated refrain of "Scotty doesn't know."
Line by Line Meaning
Whoa
An exclamation used to signal a shift in tone to a more serious topic
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Scotty is completely unaware that Fiona is cheating on him with the singer
Do it in my van every Sunday
Fiona and the singer engage in sexual activity every Sunday in his van
She tells him she's in church but
Fiona tells Scotty she's going to church, but she actually spends her time with the singer
She doesn't go
Fiona is lying to Scotty about going to church
Still she's on her knees and
Despite not going to church, Fiona still engages in sexual activity with the singer
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty is still completely unaware of Fiona's infidelity
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
The singer is emphasizing that Scotty has no idea what is going on
So don't tell Scotty
The singer is pleading with the listener not to inform Scotty of the affair
Fiona says she's out shoppin'
Fiona tells Scotty she's out shopping, but she's really with the singer
But she's under me
Fiona is currently having sex with the singer
And I'm not stoppin' 'cause
The singer is continuing to have sex with Fiona because he can
I can't believe he's so trustin'
The singer is surprised at how trusting Scotty is being about Fiona's activities
While I'm right behind you thrustin' (ooh)
The singer is having sex with Fiona while she's on the phone with Scotty
Fiona's got him on the phone
Fiona is talking to Scotty on the phone while cheating on him with the singer
And she's tryin' not to moan
Fiona is trying not to make any noise while having sex with the singer while talking to Scotty
It's a three way call
The singer is also on the phone with Fiona and Scotty
And he knows nothin', nothin'
Scotty is still unaware of what is happening
We'll put on a show
The singer suggests that they put on a fake performance to hide their affair from Scotty
Everyone'll go
The singer suggests that everyone will be convinced by their fake performance
The parking lot, why not
The singer suggests that they have sex in the parking lot as a way to be more discreet
It's so cool when you're on top
The singer enjoys having sex in the parking lot on top of his van
His front lawn, in the snow
The singer suggests having sex on Scotty's front lawn, even in the snow
Laughin' so hard 'cause
The singer finds the idea of having sex on Scotty's front lawn amusing
I did her on his birthday
The singer had sex with Fiona on Scotty's birthday
Scotty will know
The singer is indicating that Scotty will eventually find out about the affair
Scotty has to know
The singer believes that Scotty has a right to know about Fiona's infidelity
I'm gonna tell Scotty
The singer plans to tell Scotty about the affair
Gonna tell him myself
The singer plans to inform Scotty personally
Scotty's gotta go
The singer suggests that Scotty should leave Fiona once he finds out about the affair
(That is so bad, so bad)
The singer acknowledges that what he and Fiona are doing is morally wrong
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sentric Music
Written by: Bruce Fulford, Christopher Graham Baird, Jason Adams, Nicholas Cloutman
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