U Can't Touch This
M.C.コミヤ Lyrics

If I eat, a little kid, sticks his finger in my plate
I am a celebrity and even when I am dining, my privacy is invaded as children interrupt my meal to ask for autographs.

I be signing autographs, for three months straight
I am in high demand and often sign autographs for long periods of time without a break

I got jet-set women, who offer me favors
As a famous person, I am often approached by attractive women who offer me special treatment and privileges

My face is a thousand lipstick flavors
Due to my celebrity status, many women have kissed me, leaving behind traces of different colored lipstick on my face

Need a sip of lemonade, I'm a slave to my trade
My busy schedule prevents me from attending to my basic needs such as quenching my thirst with lemonade.

From all these lights my complexion might fade
Due to my frequent exposure to bright lights, my skin may be damaged and lose its natural complexion

Secretary overworked, by a money hungry jerk
My secretary is under a lot of pressure to manage my busy schedule, while also dealing with the demands of my self-centered manager

Got a letter, answer woman, won't you freak out on my shirt?
I received a letter from a woman with a strong emotional attachment to me, and she may react strongly if she sees a stain on my shirt.

Your ears are clogged, your head as hard as a log
You are foolish and do not listen to reason.

My privacy robbed, let me do my job
My privacy is constantly being invaded and it is affecting my work.

You funny lookin' slob eatin' shiskabob
You are unattractive and have poor table manners as you eat shiskabob.

You're the reason why my eyes are on the doorknob
You make me uncomfortable and I am constantly looking for a way out.

I'm straining not complaining for a casual life
I yearn for a simpler life without the chaos and demands of fame.

Something normal nuttin' formal three kids and a wife
I desire a family life that is free from the restrictions and obligations that come with fame.

I'm dying from the spying that you're putting me through
Your constant surveillance is causing me distress and anxiety.

I perspire I'm on fire when I'm thinking of you
You fill me with passion and desire.

News reporters, invade my borders
Journalists aggressively pursue stories involving me, even when it requires breaking personal boundaries.

If I think it I will say it, you might have a recorder
I am very outspoken and often speak my mind, not realizing that reporters may have a recording device ready to capture anything I say.

the nation's in upheaval
My words have the power to cause controversy and a stir among the people.

Old dating always thinking at me evil
Many people assume negative things about my character simply because of my status as a celebrity.

You're stepping on my heels, you're breathing down my neck
You are invading my personal space and causing me discomfort.

I'm not Rodney Dangerfield, so give me respect
I am a talented and successful individual who deserves to be treated with respect.

What it all adds up to, is just one thing
The culmination of my experiences as a celebrity reveals only one truth.

Run-DMC is, the king of the swing
Run-DMC is the most respected figure in the music industry.

And if you mess with us, you'll be a real short liver
Those who challenge or disrespect Run-DMC will not survive for very long.

You may be big but our bodyguard's bigger
I and my team have resources and powerful people to protect us from harm.