M.I.K.E. Lyrics

I am a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
Company can afford.
I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything, let me show you around.
Smile you fucker, it's not often you get this chance.
Love is just an exchangeof corporate documents.
I've reviewed your rapport and I feel you're a prospect for mechanical
This is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties
Technically this is just a business merger.
A consolidation of liquid assets.
We are respectively geared towards customer service.
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you're willing,
I am sure we could synchronize agendas.
Swift, and efficient satisfaction.
Through innovative planning,
We could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
And adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment
Promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my
Preliminary objective outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.


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Mathew Roberts

Mikes laugh could bring world peace😂

Clarence Parents

For sure


Mike Tyson for President!! Who would fuck with the US with Mike in the big chair???

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kos spinney

Mike t real og champ as real as it gets much love

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900 Subscribers, No Videos Challenge

Mike is literally the black version of Joe Rogan at this point. He even asks the guests if they have tried out DMT

Tyler Wilcox

Yes I know what DMT is. The first time I ever smoked it was in bend oregon. It came in a yellow powder form. My homie showed me it and I took one hit before we went to the bar. When we came back 4 of us sat there and smoked it for 8 hours while watching pink floyd The Wall but listening to Ratattat. When we told the other homies they were like are you serious your only supposed to take maybe a couple hits a night and just chill. I'm not making it up we smoked deemsters for 8 hours straight. Craziest night on psychedelics. It tastes like less Schwab smells or like payless shoes smells, rubber.

Florida Man

@Tyler Wilcox how tf do you smoke dmt for 8 hours? Wtf? Did YOU ever see dmt in your life? Do you know what DMT is? Even smoking weed for 8 hours straight is extreme let alone dmt. You must be talking about changa and exaggerating the time.

Florida Man

@Blueprints For Headaches thats not dumb stoner talk, dmt is not weed and youre on the wrong podcast if you dont like that topic. Go watch the christian podcast you sober square.

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