I Hate Jimmy Page
M.S.I. (Mindless Self Indulgence) Lyrics

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
I am a person with flaws and issues, but my sexuality does not define me.

fuckin' around over someone elses hard on
I am engaging in sexual activity with someone else's partner.

i got the balls with the foul smelling dj
I have the confidence to perform despite criticism and negativity from others.

suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I am not afraid of others' opinions and will continue to express myself regardless of their judgment.

i lick clit i like it
I enjoy performing oral sex on women.

lookin' for love in all the wrong places
I struggle to find a meaningful connection with others.

black ala mode with the mummified faces
I am attracted to dark aesthetics and subcultures.

am i animal, vegetable, mineral, or ugh
I am uncertain about my own identity and place in the world.

I'm a bad ass, tell me I'm a bad ass
I desire recognition and validation of my toughness and edginess.

i don't need you and i don't need a break
I am independent and do not rely on others for support or rest.

if i wasn't here, id be out gettin' laid
If I were not present, I would be having sex with someone else.

please, please please play the whole damn song
I want my music to be heard in its entirety and not cut short.

a two minute song is just one minute and fifty nine seconds too goddamn long
I prefer short songs and have a tendency to exaggerate.

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i hate jimmy page
I have a strong dislike for musician Jimmy Page.

kick us faggots off the stage
I feel discriminated against and marginalized as a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

bite the future and fuck the past
I prioritize moving forward rather than dwelling on the past.

cause my whole shit will never last
I am aware that my music and fame may be temporary.

i hold the microphone with my butt now
I engage in outrageous and unconventional behavior.

who like that song five year old pantyshot
I am proud of my controversial and provocative lyrics.

dat could be a real big record cause its got the bump with the molestation
I believe that controversial and offensive content can help gain attention and success in the music industry.

I'm lower than most animals
I have a negative perception of my own worth.

and fear what might be weird
I am afraid to embrace my unconventional interests and behaviors.

and all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I accept and embrace my inner thoughts and feelings, even if they are unconventional or controversial.

i ain't a girl just cause i rock the boat
My unconventional behavior does not mean I conform to stereotypes of femininity.

i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world
My unconventional behavior does not mean I conform to stereotypes of masculinity.

bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
I have an aggressive and confrontational attitude towards others.

ill kiss my ass with a muthafuckin' smile on my face
I do not let criticism or negativity affect my confidence or self-esteem.

and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
I am unapologetically myself and do not care what others think of me.

ill show ya how official midgets jack me off
I engage in outrageous and provocative behavior for shock value and attention.